Man old enough to know how life plays out.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-old-enough-to-know-how-rest-of-life-pretty-muc,37878/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Pic:1:Default

Hilarious but a slap of reality for those of you who are middle aged.

Is this telling me not to get married in my early 20s to my high school sweetheart? To not stay in the place you grew up for your entire life? To not have 6 kids?

I could have told you all that, dumbasses.

LOL...love The Onion...wish it was still in print form.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Is this telling me not to get married in my early 20s to my high school sweetheart? To not stay in the place you grew up for your entire life? To not have 6 kids?

I could have told you all that, dumbasses.

Fuck are you saying about high school sweethearts? I'll cut you, you skinny fuck.

CheesySpartan wrote:LOL...love The Onion...wish it was still in print form.

I feel like the writing quality has slipped a little, but there are still some gems in there.