45 Signs You're a Douchebag - How many apply to you?

http://totalfratmove.com/45-signs-youre-a-douchebag-a-refresher/

So I came across this from Twitter, and figured it would be good to propose to the board. Obviously everyone is guilty of #1.

3-4ish years ago, I would have been guilty of probably 50% of these. Nowadays, I'd only say somewhere between 10-15 apply.

I'm interested to see where people stack.

#1 only.

#46. Posting on a message board under the name Ford Pinto.

Floyd Robertson wrote:#46. Posting on a message board under the name Ford Pinto.

#47 Thinking you're the goddamm moral authority on what makes someone a douchebag.

This list is bullshit. I only got a three BC I like Msu and entourage (but cannot stand the character E. Bet he's the fav on Rcmb)

Zero for forty five.

Rocinante wrote:#47 Thinking you're the goddamm moral authority on what makes someone a douchebag.

Sounds like you got 20+.

Marc Summers wrote:http://totalfratmove.com/45-signs-youre-a-douchebag-a-refresher/

So I came across this from Twitter, and figured it would be good to propose to the board. Obviously everyone is guilty of #1.

3-4ish years ago, I would have been guilty of probably 50% of these. Nowadays, I'd only say somewhere between 10-15 apply.

I'm interested to see where people stack.

Do you check-in on FB from the taco bar?

Living vicariously through a sports team.

Bitching about how cold it is… in the middle of winter.

Still quoting “Old School”

The Entourage movie.

Heat Miser wrote:

Sounds like you got 20+.

I didn't even know what half of them were talking about so, no.

Rocinante wrote:

I didn't even know what half of them were talking about so, no.

Is the site ran by frat d bags?

Blanch32 wrote:This list is bullshit. I only got a three BC I like Msu and entourage (but cannot stand the character E. Bet he's the fav on Rcmb)

I agree. There are probably a lot of E lovers on RCMB.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Is the site ran by frat d bags?

The Pantry wrote:

Ran ran ran ran ran

blow me. Grammar nazis can go back to rcmb

If you sell mortgages = you are a douchebag.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:If you sell mortgages = you are a douchebag.

Find this kinda funny because one of my kids just started working for Quicken Loans

The Pantry wrote:Find this kinda funny because one of my kids just started working for Quicken Loans

I worked there from the mid 90s to the mid 00s, although not selling mortgages. There were some good people there, but it always felt like a cult.

You live in Ann Arbor is a pretty clear sign.

1, 8

Writing up a list of things that make you a douchebag is a pretty douchey thing to do.

I only average 3 to 4 lane changes to end up two cars ahead of the other guy so I guess I don't qualify as a douche.

none..

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

The Pantry wrote:

Ran ran ran ran ran

blow me. Grammar nazis can go back to rcmb

We're trying to help you grasshopper.

http://www.verbix.com/webverbix/English/run.html

I didn't read the list, but does posting on multiple message boards count?

If you're a dog show judge.......

The only ones that might apply to me are #1 and #2. I hate how fucking cold it is, but I'd have to ask the people around me to know whether or not they think I bitch about it. #1 depends how much I've had to drink.

Cameron wrote:The only ones that might apply to me are #1 and #2. I hate how fucking cold it is, but I'd have to ask the people around me to know whether or not they think I bitch about it. #1 depends how much I've had to drink.

Based on how you post I'd say yeah you probably do.

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Based on how you post I'd say yeah you probably do.

Noted. Bitching about cold in winter seems more like an indication of "bitch" than "douche," but what do I know?

is "being a full grown man, dressing up as a professional wrestler and going out in public" on the list?

Did Trevor create that site? Got sent three different times to the app store before I reached #10 on the list.

Also that list is dumb as fuck