How do I apply to become a Lions fan?

I have decided to dump the Rams. I'm sick of their ineptitude and overall shit team/franchise.

I don't think many people would jump on a Lions bandwagon, but I'm ready to.

Where do I turn an application into?

I think you just have to sit through their games.

And prepare for a lifetime of heartbreak.

I don't think this works for me

LooseGoose wrote:And prepare for a lifetime of heartbreak.

I mean, I've seen the 0-16 season and the years of poor football. I've just been a guy riding in the backseat as opposed to being in the driver's seat of sadness.

Give up all hope and you're in.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Give up all hope and you're in.

I can do that pretty easily after this year in MSU football.

You can either get beaten in or fucked in.

This will be the guy doing the beating and fucking.

Will he be singing the fight song as he beats the shit out of me?

Pretty much have to do this. If you can take it, you're in.

Please fill out the application and give it to Roary personally. Roary will take 6-8 weeks to process it at which point, if accepted, you will pay fielty to Roary. Roary will become your new father figure, and really sort of a King to you. You will love him more than you love yourself.

I'm pretty sure you need to service Martha Ford on a daily basis for two months before you can be a bonafide Lions fan.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Please fill out the application and give it to Roary personally. Roary will take 6-8 weeks to process it at which point, if accepted, you will pay fielty to Roary. Roary will become your new father figure, and really sort of a King to you. You will love him more than you love yourself.

+1 for fealty, -2 for spelling it wrong.

tGreenWay wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Please fill out the application and give it to Roary personally. Roary will take 6-8 weeks to process it at which point, if accepted, you will pay fielty to Roary. Roary will become your new father figure, and really sort of a King to you. You will love him more than you love yourself.

+1 for fealty, -2 for spelling it wrong.

Roary will inform you of new spelling rules upon accepting your application.

You suffer through 59 years of shit football from the most inept franchise in pro sports.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:You can either get eaten in or fucked in.

This will be the guy doing the eating and fucking.

Fixed it for ya...

http://deadspin.com/butthole-eaten-at-lions-tailgate-1670931368

Death Roe wrote:I have decided to dump the Rams. I'm sick of their ineptitude and overall shit team/franchise.

I don't think many people would jump on a Lions bandwagon, but I'm ready to.

Where do I turn an application into?

Don't do it. If you like, I can jam a fork in your eye for the next several decades.

Seems easier.

I'd go with the Packers but then again I like winning championships and I'm from Wisconsin.

GO PACK GO!

Roary has accepted my application already. It was an expedited process.

Death Roe wrote:Roary has accepted my application already. It was an expedited process.

Sorry to hear that.  On a the plus side tonight you'll learn about losing a division championship that was all but yours 3 weeks ago...rinse and repeat.

Holy shit we get it dude. Glad I'm not a Packers fan. You are so annoying about this.

Death Roe wrote:Holy shit we get it dude. Glad I'm not a Packers fan. You are so annoying about this.

Just trolling for the game tonight...

CheesySpartan wrote:

Death Roe wrote:Roary has accepted my application already. It was an expedited process.

Sorry to hear that.  On a the plus side tonight you'll learn about losing a division championship that was all but yours 3 weeks ago...rinse and repeat.

You're really bad st trolling. But, I feel like I want to point out that 3 weeks ago everyone was talking about how this game would be for the division. Not that it was all wrapped up. It went just like everyone thought it would.

Let's get this.

Mods please merge.

Poor Nigel not getting enough attention at home today.