Fastest you nailed a skank

You are out with you boys or in the dorm. How long did it take you to meet and bang. My story takes me back to McDonnell hall. My suite mate brought home two local el girls from the bar. They were skanks. I walked into the bathroom to take a squirt. My suite mate here's me an open the door post pee. He says come In here I want you to meet these girls. So I walk in and this one drunk skank just hits on me and wants to bang. Within minutes if the encounter I'm pulling out a condum from my suite mates drawer and I start effing her on one couch and he eggs the other on the other couch. We went at it in front of each other for about an hour. Good times at msu. We laughed about that experience the test of the year.

I'm a virgin.

Tanfan! wrote:You are out with you boys or in the dorm. How long did it take you to meet and bang. My story takes me back to McDonnell hall. My suite mate brought home two local el girls from the bar. They were skanks. I walked into the bathroom to take a squirt. My suite mate here's me an open the door post pee. He says come In here I want you to meet these girls. So I walk in and this one drunk skank just hits on me and wants to bang. Within minutes if the encounter I'm pulling out a condum from my suite mates drawer and I start effing her on one couch and he eggs  the other on the other couch. We went at it in front of each other for about an hour.  Good times at msu. We laughed about that experience the test of the year.

Pics or it didn't happen.

288 seconds

Does my ex-wife count?

LooseGoose wrote:

Pics or it didn't happen.

She was a classic one nighter. You wouldn't want pics. Lol

Damn you dudes are bosses. I usually had to put at least a single hr of work at Best. Can't remember a time of meet and mash

Tanfan! wrote:You are out with you boys or in the dorm. How long did it take you to meet and bang. My story takes me back to McDonnell hall. My suite mate brought home two local el girls from the bar. They were skanks. I walked into the bathroom to take a squirt. My suite mate here's me an open the door post pee. He says come In here I want you to meet these girls. So I walk in and this one drunk skank just hits on me and wants to bang. Within minutes if the encounter I'm pulling out a condum from my suite mates drawer and I start effing her on one couch and he eggs  the other on the other couch. We went at it in front of each other for about an hour.  Good times at msu. We laughed about that experience the test of the year.

Those flappers at the juice joints were the bee's knees.

5 minutes after walking into a House party. Me to chick: is this the line for the bathroom?

"Yes." Starts making out with me. We leave.

No crabs either, so everthing worked out.

After a three-year courtship and a wedding. That dirty whore.

I slept with some chick for a few months and never knew her name.

InTenSity wrote:I slept with some chick for a few months and never knew her name.

Mulva?

camping at higgins lake south with my buddies. junior in high school. i was super drunk at about noon so i was going to lay down in the tent and take a pan in case i had to hurl. just as i grab the pan this group of girls wander into our site. one of them follows me in the tent like she's gonna take care of me. lays me down. pulls down my pants. takes hers off and jumps on top of me and rides me out to completion. i'm so drunk i can't even see straight. as i push her off so i can roll over and pass out my buddies yell at me "wood!she's 14!" i couldn't have gotten my pants on quicker and i ran out of the tent. i start yelling at dem bitches to leave our site immediately. my buddies were laughing pretty hard. it wasn't very funny to me. even though i was 16, faulking a 14 year old was not funny in the least bit.

Is egged a euphemism? I must learn at the foot of the master.

Pervis Muldoon wrote:After a three-year courtship and a wedding. That dirty whore.

What a slut

Rocinante wrote:Is egged a euphemism? I must learn at the foot of the master.

Typo. I'm on mobile. Banged. Don't know how egged ended up as the word. I need to proofread more.

I was doing about 85mph up M33 on the way up to Mio. Never saw the little sucker and completely nailed him. Washed the car and undercarriage repeatedly and it still stunk for months. Was particularly bad on hot, humid days.

Oh, wait....

Just witnessed my friend take a girl home within 4 minutes at harpers on Thursday night. He bought a drunk she came over and grinded on him and then they made out while everyone laughed at the sloppiness. Literally 4 minutes later they were going home. Msu rocks.

EdMartinsLoan wrote:I was doing about 85mph up M33 on the way up to Mio.  Never saw the little sucker and completely nailed him.  Washed the car and undercarriage repeatedly and it still stunk for months.  Was particularly bad on hot, humid days.

Oh, wait....

Well done, I didn't think 85 was even possible on M33 with the traffic.

EdMartinsLoan wrote:I was doing about 85mph up M33 on the way up to Mio.  Never saw the little sucker and completely nailed him.  Washed the car and undercarriage repeatedly and it still stunk for months.  Was particularly bad on hot, humid days.

Oh, wait....

Nice to see you made it over here   

First night she came over to watch a movie

I don't nail skanks, only high end hoes

My friends and I were all hammered by the time we made it to a random party at MSU. At some point, one of my buddies is holding hands with a skank he just met. I walk up to them, and somehow start making out with her (with him completely oblivious...and they are still holding hands). We immediately leave to go bang in her dorm.

Nice to see you made it over here   [/quote]

I'm older than most of you. Takes me a little more time.   

Stoners dream. Sitting on my couch and there's a knock on the door. Some random chick got sent to my apt by my friends in another apt to borrow a bong cute spinner type girl. She saw the 20lb nitrous tank and the rest is history.

As fast I can pull the money out of my wallet.