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Post by tGreenWay Thu Jul 02, 2015 1:47 pm

And so it begins...


http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jul/02/robot-kills-worker-at-volkswagen-plant-in-germany
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Post by Robert J Sakimano Thu Jul 02, 2015 1:50 pm

German news agency DPA reported that prosecutors were considering whether to bring charges, and if so, against whom.
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"your honor, I call to the stand.. Dieter Von Robot"...

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! Thu Jul 02, 2015 1:53 pm

I thought America activated Skynet? Did Schwarzenegger change our future?
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Post by Floyd Robertson Thu Jul 02, 2015 1:59 pm

Warning, Will Robinson.
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Post by InTenSity Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:06 pm

Robot grabs worker, kills him Bender-Shooting-With-A-Machine-Gun-On-Futurama-Gif
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Post by tGreenWay Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:22 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I thought America activated Skynet? Did Schwarzenegger change our future?

That sonovabitch!
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Post by Brock Middlebrook Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:24 pm

Everything's going to be ok...

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Post by Robert J Sakimano Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:25 pm

Brock Middlebrook wrote:Everything's going to be ok...

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freakin' white guys... gettin' all the breaks. Rolling Eyes
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Post by tGreenWay Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:25 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
German news agency DPA reported that prosecutors were considering whether to bring charges, and if so, against whom.
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"your honor, I call to the stand.. Dieter Von Robot"...


"It was self-defense, your Honor. He tried touching my red wire and I just reacted. No one touches me in my red wire without my permission."
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Post by tGreenWay Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:26 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Brock Middlebrook wrote:Everything's going to be ok...

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freakin' white guys... gettin' all the breaks. Rolling Eyes

But he still has a small male attachment.
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Post by Guest Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:34 pm

Robot grabs worker, kills him Sarah-o-connor-twitter-robot-killed-man
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Post by AMwood Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:35 pm

sounds like he got fully automadead.
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Post by AMwood Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:35 pm

I told him not to touch the robot there.
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Post by AMwood Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:36 pm

"Hey Hans, what does this button do? the one labeled "Krushen Verker?"
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Post by Brock Middlebrook Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:38 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Brock Middlebrook wrote:Everything's going to be ok...

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freakin' white guys... gettin' all the breaks. Rolling Eyes

Killer robots are always [painted] black
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Post by The Pantry Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:44 pm

Robots don't kill people.

Have been inside robot cells during set-up and debug.  Dangerous job if all RIA safety procedures are not completed and thoroughly tested.  

Myriad of possible law suit targets unless it is determined the victim somehow did something really foolish.
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Post by Floyd Robertson Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:55 pm

This is what robots look like on the new AMC show Humans.  Supposedly they come with an "adult" function.

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Post by AMwood Thu Jul 02, 2015 3:01 pm

waiting for goodbar to respond.
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Post by tGreenWay Thu Jul 02, 2015 3:03 pm

Robot grabs worker, kills him 502811600 Goodbar just took out a contract on am wood.
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Post by Brock Middlebrook Thu Jul 02, 2015 3:16 pm

Now I'm wondering if Blanch is actually an early, prototype machine programmed to respond to message board posts.

Which one of you bastards created him?
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Post by SpartanInNH Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:45 pm

tGreenWay wrote:And so it begins...


http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jul/02/robot-kills-worker-at-volkswagen-plant-in-germany

Well, at least it was only a German.

Hello? Is this thing on? Hello?
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Post by CORNER BLITZ Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:05 am

LooseGoose wrote:Robot grabs worker, kills him Sarah-o-connor-twitter-robot-killed-man
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Post by Blanch32 Fri Jul 03, 2015 1:43 pm

Brock Middlebrook wrote:Now I'm wondering if Blanch is actually an early, prototype machine programmed to respond to message board posts.

Which one of you bastards created him?

Whoever wanted to get laid
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Post by tGreenWay Fri Jul 03, 2015 3:04 pm

SpartanInNH wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:And so it begins...


http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jul/02/robot-kills-worker-at-volkswagen-plant-in-germany

Well, at least it was only a German.

Hello? Is this thing on? Hello?

I'm waiting on a courier pigeon from the Fatherland on how to respond to this atrocious comment.
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Post by tGreenWay Fri Jul 03, 2015 3:11 pm

Brock Middlebrook wrote:Now I'm wondering if Blanch is actually an early, prototype machine programmed to respond to message board posts.

Which one of you bastards created him?

Nothing to worry about. Bleach is the Zune of the robot world, and he has absolutely zero self-awareness. Never had it, never will.
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Post by Blanch32 Fri Jul 03, 2015 5:54 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Brock Middlebrook wrote:Now I'm wondering if Blanch is actually an early, prototype machine programmed to respond to message board posts.

Which one of you bastards created him?

Nothing to worry about. Bleach is the Zune of the robot world, and he has absolutely zero self-awareness. Never had it, never will.

Bleach? That you Old wise one?
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Post by Cameron Mon Jul 06, 2015 12:25 am

Blanch32 wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Nothing to worry about. Bleach is the Zune of the robot world, and he has absolutely zero self-awareness. Never had it, never will.

Bleach? That you Old wise one?

You, of all people, should not be commenting on typos/auto-correct.
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Post by goodbar Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:43 am

aaahhaha...I just noticed this version of this thread. good stuff.
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Post by tGreenWay Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:22 am

goodbar wrote:aaahhaha...I just noticed this version of this thread. good stuff.

Yes, yes, fair play, old chap!
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Post by Brock Middlebrook Wed Jul 08, 2015 10:31 am

Bump

http://fox17online.com/2015/07/07/employee-dies-in-industrial-accident-in-ionia/

Are we being systematically slaughtered??? Robot grabs worker, kills him 4198636888
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Post by CheesySpartan Wed Jul 08, 2015 11:21 am

"Officers said that an employee was trapped by robotic machinery. With the help of other Ventra employees, they managed to get the trapped employee free."

Good thing they got the guy free AFTER he was dead scratch
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Post by Brock Middlebrook Wed Jul 08, 2015 11:45 am

CheesySpartan wrote:"Officers said that an employee was trapped by robotic machinery. With the help of other Ventra employees, they managed to get the trapped employee free."

Good thing they got the guy free AFTER he was dead scratch

You don't want to mess with a robot when he's angry...and killing someone else. Just be thankful it's not you.
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Post by Nommad2 Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:17 pm

Well, so much for the Three Laws.... Rolling Eyes
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! Thu Jul 09, 2015 2:13 pm

Skynet is taking over!!!! Robot grabs worker, kills him 1550444538

http://woodtv.com/2015/07/07/industrial-accident-at-ventra-in-ionia/
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