What other stuff do you want to talk about today?

I damn near had an accident of epic proportions whilst manscsping this morning. I'm so glad I close the scissors very slowly when snipping close to important parts. I really should scape at night when I'm much more awake.

Everything I had thought about posting evaporated when I opened the thread.

Moving on.

STOP COPYING ME

I'm talking about the having accidents manscaping. Not the thread.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I'm talking about the having accidents manscaping. Not the thread.

I'm trying to scar up my junk exactly like yours, but on a much smaller scale, unfortunately.

I'm thinking of shaving my toes today.

tGreenWay wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I'm talking about the having accidents manscaping. Not the thread.

I'm trying to scar up my junk exactly like yours, but on a much smaller scale, unfortunately.  

I'm glad to hear that you have been getting the daily dick pic pm that I have been sending you since memorial day.

I got a haircut yesterday. Long overdue.

Also used my dollar shave club razor for the first time today and I really liked it. I'll be a customer for a long time.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

I'm trying to scar up my junk exactly like yours, but on a much smaller scale, unfortunately.  

I'm glad to hear that you have been getting the daily dick pic pm that I have been sending you since memorial day.

I've started a collection. I print each pic at Walgreen's and put them in a collage on my office wall.

Ass Dan wrote:I got a haircut yesterday. Long overdue.

Also used my dollar shave club razor for the first time today and I really liked it. I'll be a customer for a long time.

I'm way overdue for a haircut. I feel like a hairbag.

tGreenWay wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
I'm glad to hear that you have been getting the daily dick pic pm that I have been sending you since memorial day.

I've started a collection. I print each pic at Walgreen's and put them in a collage on my office wall.  

That is so goddamn sexy

Ass Dan wrote:I got a haircut yesterday. Long overdue.

Also used my dollar shave club razor for the first time today and I really liked it. I'll be a customer for a long time.

Shaving is a waste of time.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

I've started a collection. I print each pic at Walgreen's and put them in a collage on my office wall.  

That is so goddamn sexy

I'm glad I got double prints. Because spooge stains.

I was thinking we could talk about abortion and gun control.

Turtleneck wrote:I was thinking we could talk about abortion and gun control.

Its like you are putting bacon in front of tdud and just begging him to start posting here again.

InTenSity wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:I was thinking we could talk about abortion and gun control.

Its like you are putting bacon in front of tdud and just begging him to start posting here again.

You mean the douche? He shows up uninvited everywhere, and doesn't get that most people are trying to avoid him.

Turtleneck wrote:I was thinking we could talk about abortion and gun control.

Guns seems to get lots of talk here, so let's go with abortion. Here's an idea: Don't like abortion? Don't have one.

tGreenWay wrote:

InTenSity wrote:
Its like you are putting bacon in front of tdud and just begging him to start posting here again.

You mean the douche? He shows up uninvited everywhere, and doesn't get that most people are trying to avoid him.

Even I got the hint when I would show up to parties and people would tell me no one was home, while kids are jumping the fences in the backyards and doing beer stands.

InTenSity wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

You mean the douche? He shows up uninvited everywhere, and doesn't get that most people are trying to avoid him.

Even I got the hint when I would show up to parties and people would tell me no one was home, while kids are jumping the fences in the backyards and doing beer stands.

I had a similar experience: Any time I showed up anywhere, people would grab their coats and say they were just leaving. It didn't take long to realize it was because of me.