You ever facebook old flames from many moons ago?

Holy crap!! I facebooked two of my old GFs from MSU. One when I was a freshman the other when I was a sophomore. Whew!!! I dodged a major bullet by banging and leaving.  The first one ended up dating a guy two floors below me.  We were actually pals.  They were inseparable at MSU and I actually was happy for both of them.  Well, I looked her up and HOLY CRAP SHE MUST BE 250LBS! She ended up marrying the dude and they had 4 kids. She completely let herself go post babies.  

Second one? Same thing.  Post two sons, she must be 175.  I mean, I wouldn't look twice nor would I recognize either one if I met them on the street today.  Tha's how much they have changed.  

Now the guys they married both look pretty fit for their ages.  Not obese like their wives.  

You ever do that? Just check to see how they look to see if you dodged a bullet? I know, it's pretty effing shallow to judge women as objects like I do.  But aren't they really just objects to us?   

No.

Notorious GiB wrote:No.

Is that because you never had any girl friends?

I don't use Facebook. I'm a grown man.

My ex gf is a raging alcoholic with no job. Had all the book smarts but zero street smarts. She spends her pay checks on booze and pretends to be a hippy.

my exgf isn't on facebook but i saw her pedaling her bike in front of her parents lake cottage. let's just say she should keep pedaling for another 2500 miles.

Tanfan! wrote:

Is that because you never had any girl friends?

Don't feel the need to obsess over past flames. Not sure why you are. It's not like you married down.   

Notorious GiB wrote:

Don't feel the need to obsess over past flames. Not sure why you are. It's not like you married down.   

How am I obsessing. Just curious.

Yes. 2 so far and there And there are many more in line to bang me.

NigelUno wrote:

I think by going on facebook, looking up past flames, and then posting about it here.

Didn't your wife get mad about old flames getting in touch with you on facebook?  

Oh no. I would never contact. Just wanted to see what they looked like all these years later. It was quite shocking.

NigelUno wrote:

What if they were smokin' hot though?

Wouldn't matter. I'm very  happy with mrs tanfan.  

I treat all objects as women.

AMwood wrote:my exgf isn't on facebook but i saw her pedaling her bike in front of her parents lake cottage. let's just say she should keep pedaling for another 2500 miles.

Is that because her pics are too big for FB to host?

Tanner I assume both still live in Mi?

blanch32 wrote:Tanner I assume both still live in Mi?

Yep. Pigs

Another reason not to be on Facebook.

HS stalkers 30 years later.

Stoops21 wrote:My ex gf is a raging alcoholic with no job. Had all the book smarts but zero street smarts. She spends her pay checks on booze and pretends to be a hippy.

Sounds like a stoop gal.

maizegoblue wrote:

Sounds like a stoop gal.

Her biggest issue is that she's afraid to leave her stoop, I guess

Ass Dan wrote:

Her biggest issue is that she's afraid to leave her stoop, I guess

Stoop gals afraid to leave her stoop! Stoop gals afraid to leve her stoop!

MSUgoat wrote:I treat all objects as women.

Note to self: Never touch anything in MSUgoat's house.

MSUgoat wrote:I treat all objects as women.

YOU AREN'T JACKIE TREEHORN

I've glanced at the Facebooks of a couple guys I came close to dating freshman year. One is engaged; no clue on the other guy (he kind of fell off the face of the earth). It makes you appreciate what you have even more—I met my bf the next fall and we've been together ever since.

Stoops21 wrote:My ex gf is a raging alcoholic with no job. Had all the book smarts but zero street smarts. She spends her pay checks on booze and pretends to be a hippy.

can I get her number?

No, but beware if you have a crazy ex: Even if you believe that you've blocked her from all social media platforms, she'll eventually resort to google + to contact you. That's why I only use Bing now.

My super crazy ex that I was with for a long while is anti-social media, but I am friends with her family, which is worse, because every year or so a pic of her randomly hits my feed. Still has a ten for an ass, married super rich dude, traveled the world on a sailboat for a year. I feel bad for that dude for that year, nowhere to run.

One super hot ex, who I remained friends with (we go back to 5th grade), is on but barely ever uses it, she's still smoking hot and single and won an Emmy and is in Phoenix where I left her.

Heinrich wrote:No, but beware if you have a crazy ex: Even if you believe that you've blocked her from all social media platforms, she'll eventually resort to google + to contact you.  That's why I only use Bing now.

taking notes for tonight.

AMwood wrote:

taking notes for tonight.

you should give her a WWJD wristband tonight. either that or one of those cross necklaces that comes out of the bubble gum/spider ring vending machines @ Meijers.

goodbar wrote:

you should give her a WWJD wristband tonight. either that or one of those cross necklaces that comes out of the bubble gum/spider ring vending machines @ Meijers.

lolz. she's already texted me like 20 times today. one of them was "what color are my eyes?" i had no idea. frankly i was just lookin at dem titties.

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goodbar wrote:

"what color are my eyes?"

Demon Fire

AMwood wrote:

lolz. she's already texted me like 20 times today. one of them was "what color are my eyes?" i had no idea. frankly i was just lookin at dem titties.

  Oh god, I'd forgotten about going through shit like that.  "What color are my eyes?" lol.  

Hey, you should say, "I'll tell ya what color your eyes are, no problem.....just as soon as you tell me what shape the birthmark is that's on my scrote."

goodbar wrote:

  Oh god, I'd forgotten about going through shit like that.  "What color are my eyes?" lol.  

Hey, you should say, "I'll tell ya what color your eyes are, no problem.....just as soon as you tell me what shape the birthmark is that's on my scrote."

i'm telling you dude, this chick is gonna be one of those that is strumming her pink banjo while i'm raiding the sewer pipe.

  

AMwood wrote:

i'm telling you dude, this chick is gonna be one of those that is strumming her pink banjo while i'm raiding the sewer pipe.

  

AMwood wrote:

i'm telling you dude, this chick is gonna be one of those that is strumming her pink banjo while i'm raiding the sewer pipe.

Awesome

maizegoblue wrote:

Stoop gals afraid to leave her stoop! Stoop gals afraid to leve her stoop!

But she ain't no holla back girrrrrl, she ain't no holla back girrrrrl