Best Mass Produced Beer that Americans Love to Drink Ever!!!

You are setting up a beer tent for the Oregon game!!! What beer will you choose? It has to be one of these to appeal to the masses. Oh, hell...pick 3...we need choices.

Coors Light, Natty Ice, and Yuengling. 

Coors light for the basics, natty ice for rowdy guys who are looking for 5.9% alc, and Yuengling for best tasting

boom.

Why no blue light? Why do you hate America? Or, Canada rather.

I'll just pay people to set up the tent and touch the beer choices of the poor folk.

tGreenWay wrote:I'll just pay people to set up the tent and touch the beer choices of the poor folk.

But, they can't drink it? I don't get it. Is that supposed to be funny? Because it's not.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Why no blue light? Why do you hate America? Or, Canada rather.

Oh.  I was going off some mass produced top selling brands consumed by Americans list.  Blue Light isn't a bad pick.  It must not be that popular away from the border.  

So, just pick something else and stop being difficult.

NigelUno wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:I'll just pay people to set up the tent and touch the beer choices of the poor folk.

But, they can't drink it? I don't get it. Is that supposed to be funny? Because it's not.

You don't get it because you're not smart enough to get it. I'll be sure to post a couple of fart jokes later so you have something you can understand.

Bud Light fucking sucks.

Nice list of bottled deer piss.

Turtleneck wrote:Nice list of bottled deer piss.

It's Nigel. What did you expect?

Coors Light, corona, and heiny. That way appeal to all my globe trotting friends.

Turtleneck wrote:Nice list of bottled deer piss.

It's what people drink...in mass quantities.

tGreenWay wrote:

NigelUno wrote:

But, they can't drink it? I don't get it. Is that supposed to be funny? Because it's not.

You don't get it because you're not smart enough to get it. I'll be sure to post a couple of fart jokes later so you have something you can understand.

Fart jokes? I think you're confusing me with Tanfan. That's not funny either.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Why no blue light? Why do you hate America? Or, Canada rather.

Hell yeah, I rolls with Canadia on this one.