You ever feel like something's crawling on the back of your neck but when you swipe it, nothing's there?

What's up with that?

You have lice and slow reflexes.

:Lola/

Fucking autocorrect.

tGreenWay wrote:Fucking autocorrect.

Pics of Lola?

At least it's not drug withdrawal. These bugs feel like they're on top of my skin, not under it.

Giant Moose wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Fucking autocorrect.

Pics of Lola?

I'll ask her.

Lola says no dice.

fleas

tGreenWay wrote:Lola says no dice.

Does Lola have lice?

Do you take a lot of selfies?

Selfies lead to ‘social media lice’ spreading head lice infestations: experts

tGreenWay wrote:At least it's not drug withdrawal. These bugs feel like they're on top of my skin, not under it.

I hate to break it to you. You are patient zero in the zombie outbreak.

Giant Moose wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Lola says no dice.

Does Lola have lice?

Crabs, but that's a different question for a different thread.

Floyd Robertson wrote:Do you take a lot of selfies?

Selfies lead to ‘social media lice’ spreading head lice infestations: experts

Absolutely! Sometimes, I'll drive to a city with a known homeless problem and take selfies with bums. I'll lay down and cuddle right in with them. I had no idea that would lead to problems.

InTenSity wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:At least it's not drug withdrawal. These bugs feel like they're on top of my skin, not under it.

I hate to break it to you. You are patient zero in the zombie outbreak.

Sweet! Do I get my own tv show on upper cable?

The Pantry wrote:fleas

Thank goodness it's me. I was afraid my dog had them.

Only when I find ants. For the next hour or so everything is an ant.

GRR Spartan wrote:Only when I find ants. For the next hour or so everything is an ant.

On a different topic: I have perfume ants all over my front yard. Harmless things. If you squish them, they have a fragrant smell. I havent bought cologne since '96.

tGreenWay wrote:

The Pantry wrote:fleas

Thank goodness it's me. I was afraid my dog had them.

Before we were married my ex moved into a three bedroom apartment with her sister and a friend. Of course, my ex managed to get the biggest bedroom with its own bathroom and walk-in closet.

The closet smelled like cat piss from day one. She complained and management sent a guy out to fumigate. Smelled like rosy cat piss afterward but was tolerable with the door closed.

Was sitting on the throne one night maybe a month later and felt something on my bare foot. Looked down to see a spec on top of it. Went to brush it off but it jumped into the bath rug before my fingers got there.

Between the stink and fleas, management agreed to replace carpeting in the entire apartment.

That's nasty. I'd've moved based only on the cat piss. Can't stand that smell.

tGreenWay wrote:That's nasty. I'd've moved based only on the cat piss. Can't stand that smell.

I've lost a girlfriend over a cat that pissed. I wanted to kill it. She was stupid.

Rocinante wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:That's nasty. I'd've moved based only on the cat piss. Can't stand that smell.

I've lost a girlfriend over a cat that pissed. I wanted to kill it. She was stupid.

I understand completely. While I've never wanted to kill a gf's cat, I have offered to show it Anerica by driving it from EL to California--as long as it doesn't ride back with me.

Before I met my gf, now wife, I modified my dating rules to never go out with a girl who smokes or has cats. Surprisingly, that's also now almost entirely true of all of my friends, with only a few exceptions.