Would any of you turds bang Kris Jenner? The Kardashian mom?
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Re: Would any of you turds bang Kris Jenner? The Kardashian mom?
No doubt ghost would have hit that back in the day...
Blanch32- Geronte
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Re: Would any of you turds bang Kris Jenner? The Kardashian mom?
Is that the one that used to be a dude? Cuz then its a definite... IN!!
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Re: Would any of you turds bang Kris Jenner? The Kardashian mom?
I'd give her a little motion in the ocean
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Re: Would any of you turds bang Kris Jenner? The Kardashian mom?
No. Older women have weird feeling skin.
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Nope, sorry, my wife is hotter. Not saying it to try to get laid, my wife doesn't read this board. It would be too much trouble, and I'm tired a lot lately.
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Yes. My turds would bang her.
NigelUno- Geronte
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DWags wrote:Nope, sorry, my wife is hotter. Not saying it to try to get laid, my wife doesn't read this board. It would be too much trouble, and I'm tired a lot lately.
Can we get a pic in this bitch? You're always bragging about your wife but we ain't seen shit. Cmon wags, whatya say?
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:DWags wrote:Nope, sorry, my wife is hotter. Not saying it to try to get laid, my wife doesn't read this board. It would be too much trouble, and I'm tired a lot lately.
Can we get a pic in this bitch? You're always bragging about your wife but we ain't seen shit. Cmon wags, whatya say?
Don't call his wife a bitch. Wags is proud of his family, as he should be, although he does make it a little to obvious sometimes. His profile pic used to be his wife and daughters. He was probably wise to change it cuz pervs. They are very attractive people.
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Rocinante wrote:Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Can we get a pic in this bitch? You're always bragging about your wife but we ain't seen shit. Cmon wags, whatya say?
Don't call his wife a bitch. Wags is proud of his family, as he should be, although he does make it a little to obvious sometimes. His profile pic used to be his wife and daughters. He was probably wise to change it cuz pervs. They are very attractive people.
"a pic in this bitch" as in, on tSwill..
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I'm pretty sure his avatar used to be his wife and 2 daughters.Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Can we get a pic in this bitch? You're always bragging about your wife but we ain't seen shit. Cmon wags, whatya say?
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gHost Spartan wrote:Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Can we get a pic in this bitch? You're always bragging about your wife but we ain't seen shit. Cmon wags, whatya say?
Tanfan told me that Dwags' wife is hot, I guess Tanny met her once.
Dwags, the fact that you're married and the attractive-ness status of your wife are both irrelevant, this is simply a hypothetical, pretend you're a single guy and the opportunity to band this chick presents itself, no one has to know, unless of course you want them to - would you?
Yeah if I was single I'd hit it. Two reasons. I'm 53 not to many hot women are interested in a middle income old guy with an average life. The other is I'd do it for celebrity status and brag like crazy to you guys about it.
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Only if she pays for the antibiotics.
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I'd fuck a toothless monkey in the mouth. So yeah, in.
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Take her any day over fat ass Kim
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If your balance sheet is substantial she'd chase you.
She's been chasing fat wallets since she was 18.
She's been chasing fat wallets since she was 18.
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By the way, what up ghost? Welcome back.
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I'd bang Kaitlyn with gHost's dick.
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I don't know, she strikes me as the type that'd be pretty loose and would make you do all the work in bed, so it wouldn't be fun/good.
She's attractive, but the personality makes me want to pass.
She's attractive, but the personality makes me want to pass.
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Re: Would any of you turds bang Kris Jenner? The Kardashian mom?
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:By the way, what up ghost? Welcome back.
he can't log into the rcmb so he's back. As you can see Nigel is already stalking him. He will leave as soon as he can log onto the rcmb.
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Tanfan! wrote:Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:By the way, what up ghost? Welcome back.
he can't log into the rcmb so he's back. As you can see Nigel is already stalking him. He will leave as soon as he can log onto the rcmb.
Today's drinking game:
Every time Tanfan says Nigel, everyone has to do a shot.
NigelUno- Geronte
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no - I wouldn't touch her.
1. I'm married
2. Not my type
3. I'd be afraid I'd fall in
4. Probably not enough antibiotics in the world to cure whatever she might have
1. I'm married
2. Not my type
3. I'd be afraid I'd fall in
4. Probably not enough antibiotics in the world to cure whatever she might have
Robert J Sakimano- Geronte
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Re: Would any of you turds bang Kris Jenner? The Kardashian mom?
So does Bruce still bang her, but now with a strap-on?
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Robert J Sakimano wrote:no - I wouldn't touch her.
3. I'd be afraid I'd fall in
4. Probably not enough antibiotics in the world to cure whatever she might have
You're only saying that because she bangs black guys, you racist.
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Rocinante wrote:
Don't call his wife a bitch. Wags is proud of his family, as he should be, although he does make it a little to obvious sometimes. His profile pic used to be his wife and daughters. He was probably wise to change it cuz pervs. They are very attractive people.
"a pic in this bitch" as in, on tSwill..
Oh sorry. I don't reed gud.
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