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How do I get a hold of a girl that's not on FB?

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Post by Blanch32 2015-09-21, 08:13

Long story short, turns out a chick who I thought hated me slash wanted nothing to do with me totally wants it.

Turns out she's into being annoyed. Who knew.

Anyway, of course I find this out from her friends after she left the bar, so htf do I get a hold of her since I didn't get her number and the friends confirmed she's not on FB.

I would like to have sex with this broad, so how do I proceed?
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Post by InTenSity 2015-09-21, 08:16

It appears that all the advice you ask for is how to stalk women.

I brought my lunch to work, just a ham and turkey sandwich.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2015-09-21, 08:17

by "totally wants it", are you referring to a restraining order?

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2015-09-21, 08:19

Get her address from her friend. Go there and sit outside her window in your underwear. Wait until she invites you in. Refuse to leave under any circumstance. since she likes to be annoyed, her saying "leave or I'll call the police" is all part of the game for her.
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Post by HT 2015-09-21, 08:20

Get her AIM screename from someone and chat away!
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2015-09-21, 08:30

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Get her address from her friend. Go there and sit outside her window in your underwear. Wait until she invites you in. Refuse to leave under any circumstance. since she likes to be annoyed, her saying "leave or I'll call the police" is all part of the game for her.
Blanch is gonna romanticize her 80's-style..

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Post by NigelUno 2015-09-21, 08:42

Act like you've been there before.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2015-09-21, 08:44

NigelUno wrote:Act like you've been there before.
where.. a sex offender registry?
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Post by kingstonlake 2015-09-21, 08:45

NigelUno wrote:Act like you've been there before.

What if you haven't though?
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Post by Giant Moose 2015-09-21, 08:51

blanch, this sounds like too much work. I would do nothing and let her find you.
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Post by NigelUno 2015-09-21, 09:20

kingstonlake wrote:
NigelUno wrote:Act like you've been there before.

What if you haven't though?

Make a Bud Light video and hope she sees it.
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Post by InTenSity 2015-09-21, 09:21

NigelUno wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:

What if you haven't though?

Make a Bud Light video and hope she sees it.
Make a vine and tweet it at her place of employment.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2015-09-21, 09:24

I suspect she has a very prominent presence on MySpace.. you should check there.
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Post by Guest 2015-09-21, 09:36

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Get her address from her friend. Go there and sit outside her window in your underwear. Wait until she invites you in. Refuse to leave under any circumstance. since she likes to be annoyed, her saying "leave or I'll call the police" is all part of the game for her.
Take this advice.

This is how it was done in the 70s before any of that social media crap interfered with American mating rituals.
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Post by Blanch32 2015-09-21, 09:40

Solid idead thus far, but how do I ask her friends for her address without setting off "red flags?"
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Post by Blanch32 2015-09-21, 09:41

Giant Moose wrote:blanch, this sounds like too much work. I would do nothing and let her find you.

I also heard she maybe engaged, is that a good or bad thing for my purposes?
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Post by Blanch32 2015-09-21, 09:43

Edit: not engaged, dude is currently allegedly ring shopping however. Not sure what the stage is called as I've never been there
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Post by NigelUno 2015-09-21, 09:47

Thank God the investigator you hired figured out she is not engaged, but can't find her name, phone number, FB account, or twitter handle.
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Post by Rocinante 2015-09-21, 11:00

Will be checking back for updates, blanch. Don't let me down.
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Post by Snake Plissken 2015-09-21, 11:08

Blanch32 wrote:Edit: not engaged, dude is currently allegedly ring shopping however. Not sure what the stage is called as I've never been there
Is this the same night you gave Shaboom's a massage?
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Post by Son of Sparta 2015-09-21, 11:13

How do I get a hold of a girl that's not on FB? Tire+pump


This is the solution you are looking for. A compressor would be WAY over the top.....
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Post by Blanch32 2015-09-21, 11:37

Snake Plissken wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:Edit: not engaged, dude is currently allegedly ring shopping however. Not sure what the stage is called as I've never been there
Is this the same night you gave Shaboom's a massage?

Actually it is....but that was during the game watch much earlier in the day
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Post by The Pantry 2015-09-21, 12:09

Two in the pink and one in the stink...bowling ball grip
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Post by AMwood 2015-09-21, 15:48

play hard to get and hang yourself.
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-09-21, 16:09

Play hard to get. For every step she takes toward you, take a month away from the Internet. Make that a year.
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Post by Cameron 2015-09-23, 04:31

Hang brain, no matter the situation. See her at a party? Hang brain. Around some of her friends? Hang brain. At work? Hang brain.

Can't go wrong. Bitches love that shit.
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Post by Blanch32 2015-09-23, 22:59

Cameron wrote:Hang brain, no matter the situation. See her at a party? Hang brain. Around some of her friends? Hang brain. At work? Hang brain.

Can't go wrong. Bitches love that shit.

I literally did this once in downtown Cleveland in midle of Feb and got head. There's more to the story if interested
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