Valenti says we should root for UM over NW

by **The_Dude** 2015-10-05, 15:44

I agree. We want to be the ones that take it all away. We want game day there. We want the harbaugh hype in full throttle. We want a crazy football filled week.

And then we take everything...

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-10-05, 15:45

I wonder if "Valenti" has put his jorts away for the season?

by **The_Dude** 2015-10-05, 15:46

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I wonder if "Valenti" has put his jorts away for the season?

He's from New York not Alabama

by **AMwood** 2015-10-05, 15:49

shouldn't that be the other way around?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-10-05, 15:49

The_Dude wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:I wonder if "Valenti" has put his jorts away for the season?

He's from New York not Alabama

I know nothing about him.. he just seems very RCMB-esque..

by **The_Dude** 2015-10-05, 15:50

AMwood wrote:shouldn't that be the other way around?

Yep. Can't edit on mobile. Lol

by **InTenSity** 2015-10-05, 15:51

AMwood wrote:shouldn't that be the other way around?

Valenti says we should root for UM over NW 4113017228

He's on a roll, just let it go.

by **Rocinante** 2015-10-05, 15:51

The_Dude wrote:
AMwood wrote:shouldn't that be the other way around?

Yep. Can't edit on mobile. Lol

I only care about Michigan State

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-10-05, 15:57

Fixed the thread title for ya, Lebowski.

It's a win-win, if Michigan loses, well they lose, that's always great. If they win, we get a top, what, 15 match up? Gameday? All the better. Blow the fuckin doors off em then.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-10-05, 16:05

Thank you so much for the update on what valenti thinks about things. I was really wondering about that.

by **The_Dude** 2015-10-05, 16:06

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Fixed the thread title for ya, Lebowski.

It's a win-win, if Michigan loses, well they lose, that's always great. If they win, we get a top, what, 15 match up? Gameday? All the better. Blow the fuckin doors off em then.

Yep. The wolverine tears would be epic.

by SpartyScotty 2015-10-05, 16:19

Valenti can suck my BBC.

by **The_Dude** 2015-10-05, 16:23

SpartyScotty wrote:Valenti can suck my BBC.

British Broadcasting Corporation?

by **Dr. Strangelove** 2015-10-05, 16:25

I'd root for the Taliban over Michigan.

Additionally it is in Michigan state's best interests for Michigan to suck in all sports so fuck this bullshit logic.

by **Death Roe** 2015-10-05, 16:27

by **NigelUno** 2015-10-05, 16:33

Not rooting for UM.

(Pending upsets) GameDay will be Florida @ LSU.

by **Death Roe** 2015-10-05, 16:36

Who takes Valenti seriously? Oh right, morons like The Dude. Fuck off with this shit. Go do your shitty takes over the tCock.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-10-05, 16:37

I am glad Valenti has a mouthpiece here.

In other news, screw UM. I hope they lose every football game they play in from this Saturday through the end of time.

by **InTenSity** 2015-10-05, 16:39

I'm not rooting for um. Then again I don't have season tickets there, and I've missed every game played there, forever.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-05, 16:41

I always root for um... to lose. That will never, ever change. Fuck those arrogant motherfucking motherfuckers.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2015-10-05, 16:42

Turtleneck wrote:I am glad Valenti has a mouthpiece here.

In other news, screw UM. I hope they lose every football game they play in from this Saturday through the end of time.

Valenti says we should root for UM over NW Giphy

by **Turtleneck** 2015-10-05, 16:42

Can we talk about essential liberties and liberals now?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-10-05, 16:42

Death Roe wrote:Who takes Valenti seriously? Oh right, morons like The Dude. Fuck off with this shit. Go do your shitty takes over the tCock.

Valenti says we should root for UM over NW 502811600

by **Death Roe** 2015-10-05, 16:44

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Death Roe wrote:Who takes Valenti seriously? Oh right, morons like The Dude. Fuck off with this shit. Go do your shitty takes over the tCock.

Bro, the percocet just doesn't work when I see his posts. Valenti says we should root for UM over NW 502811600

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2015-10-05, 16:49

Death Roe wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Bro, the percocet just doesn't work when I see his posts.

Have you read this?

I get uncontrollably giddy when MSU sucks.

by **steveschneider** 2015-10-05, 17:01

Won't do it, and I don't give a shit about the implications. Go Wildcats.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-10-05, 17:58

I think this might be the most unanimous we've ever been about anything ever. Good job swill. Proud of ya

by **MiamiSpartan** 2015-10-05, 18:03

The_Dude wrote:I agree. We want to be the ones that take it all away. We want game day there. We want the harbaugh hype in full throttle. We want a crazy football filled week.

And then we take everything...

Why do we want all that? If that happens, the hype train will only hit a slight speed bump, then keep going. They'll rationalize it that it is the one game we get up for all year, that they were already eyeing tOSU down the road, that we are only good because of Cook and then it's back to mediocrity, that it's only one loss and if OSU beats us, then they'll beat OSU and all tie for the division title, blah blah blah. Fuck that. It won't get them all that down, because they'll still be able to rationalize a division co-title and maybe a BTCG berth (not sure how the tie-breaker would work).

I want NU to punch them in the gut, and then we bring the vicious uppercut, completely shattering any remaining dreams of even being able to pretend to compete with us and tOSU.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-05, 18:07

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I think this might be the most unanimous we've ever been about anything ever. Good job swill. Proud of ya

Normally, I would've credited the collegiality to the near-unanimous opposition to the OP. However, even he and Valenti come in a distant second and third when it comes to pure hatred of those arrogant asshole cocksuckers from ann arbor.

by **Code_Warrior** 2015-10-05, 18:10

I want SCum to get their asses kicked at every sport, all the fucking time for the rest of eternity. I wan't the big hole and Crisler arena complex condemned, torn down, and the fucking wreckage dumped on Yost while all the workers use the baseball field as a shitter.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-05, 18:13

I want to pick my nose and rub it on the gravestone of Glenn Schlemblechler.

by **GRR Spartan** 2015-10-05, 18:17

The_Dude wrote:I agree. We want to be the ones that take it all away. We want game day there. We want the harbaugh hype in full throttle. We want a crazy football filled week.

And then we take everything...

Why the fuck should anyone care what Mike Valenti thinks about anything?

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-05, 18:31

GRR Spartan wrote:
The_Dude wrote:I agree. We want to be the ones that take it all away. We want game day there. We want the harbaugh hype in full throttle. We want a crazy football filled week.

And then we take everything...

Why the fuck should anyone care what Mike Valenti thinks about anything?

The Douche is a lonely guy. Valenti is his radio friend.

by Herbie Green 2015-10-05, 18:47

The_Dude wrote:I agree. We want to be the ones that take it all away. We want game day there. We want the harbaugh hype in full throttle. We want a crazy football filled week.

And then we take everything...

Disagree. That is just stupid unless your rooting interest is the ratings of his radio show. I doubt he really even thinks this himself

by **SeeRockCity** 2015-10-05, 18:59

I want to see them lose a close one to Northwestern so they are not quite sure that they still suck but get the wind knocked out of their sails, then spend the week giving each other hand jobs over the moral victory just so that we can punch them in the balls and and kick dirt on their faces as they're rolling around grabbing their swollen balls.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2015-10-05, 19:06

tGreenWay wrote:I always root for um... to lose. That will never, ever change. Fuck those arrogant motherfucking motherfuckers.

Yessir

Valenti says we should root for UM over NW 1486952199

by **Floyd Robertson** 2015-10-05, 19:12

SeeRockCity wrote:I want to see them lose a close one to Northwestern so they are not quite sure that they still suck but get the wind knocked out of their sails, then spend the week giving each other hand jobs over the moral victory just so that we can punch them in the balls and and kick dirt on their faces as they're rolling around grabbing their swollen balls.

I like the cut of your jib here

by **Code_Warrior** 2015-10-05, 20:11

SeeRockCity wrote:I want to see them lose a close one to Northwestern so they are not quite sure that they still suck but get the wind knocked out of their sails, then spend the week giving each other hand jobs over the moral victory just so that we can punch them in the balls and and kick dirt on their faces as they're rolling around grabbing their swollen balls.

Can we still tear down the big hole and Crisler, dump the wreckage on Yost, and shit on their baseball field? I would really like that.

by **DWags** 2015-10-05, 20:40

I want them to lose every game. Fuck them.

by **y2kMgrad** 2015-10-05, 20:40

SeeRockCity wrote:I want to see them lose a close one to Northwestern so they are not quite sure that they still suck but get the wind knocked out of their sails, then spend the week giving each other hand jobs over the moral victory just so that we can punch them in the balls and and kick dirt on their faces as they're rolling around grabbing their swollen balls.

A lot of love itt. I feel it.

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