Design your ideal climate

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2015-11-18, 10:49

Was thinking about this this morning walking to school. It's been such a beautiful fall thus far.

Here's what mine would be like. I like 4 seasons. I even like a harsh winter. But not 3-4 months of it like we sometimes have. This may be sort of like Colorado's climate but I haven't been there outside of ski season.

January - cold as fuck. Lots of snow. Basically a typical Michigan Jan or Feb with more snow.
February - Typical Michigan April. Starting to get Spring-y. Mostly cool, some nice days, some rain, even snow occasionally
March - Michigan April/May. Warming up. Cool at nights. Prototypical Spring.
April - Michigan May
May - Michigan June
June - Michigan July. Warm. Some days in low to mid 90's, but mostly 80's.
July - Michigan July
Aug - Michigan Aug
Sep - Michigan Sept
Oct - Michigan Sept
Nov - Michigan September to early October
Dec - Colder, with winter and snow coming for the middle and end of the month

Disclaimer statement - Something about Libs for the Dude.
Disclaimer statement 2 - Girls in the midwest are fat for blanch.

by **NigelUno** 2015-11-18, 10:51

San Diego

by Guest 2015-11-18, 10:52

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Was thinking about this this morning walking to school. It's been such a beautiful fall thus far.

Here's what mine would be like. I like 4 seasons. I even like a harsh winter. But not 3-4 months of it like we sometimes have. This may be sort of like Colorado's climate but I haven't been there outside of ski season.

January - cold as fuck. Lots of snow. Basically a typical Michigan Jan or Feb with more snow.
February - Typical Michigan April. Starting to get Spring-y. Mostly cool, some nice days, some rain, even snow occasionally
March - Michigan April/May. Warming up. Cool at nights. Prototypical Spring.
April - Michigan May
May - Michigan June
June - Michigan July. Warm. Some days in low to mid 90's, but mostly 80's.
July - Michigan July
Aug - Michigan Aug
Sep - Michigan Sept
Oct - Michigan Sept
Nov - Michigan September to early October
Dec - Colder, with winter and snow coming for the middle and end of the month

Disclaimer statement - Something about Libs for the Dude.
Disclaimer statement 2 - Girls in the midwest are fat for blanch.

November and especially February need to be colder than your wishes, other than that I could live with the scenario outlined.

by Guest 2015-11-18, 10:52

NigelUno wrote:San Diego

Fuck San Diego.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-11-18, 10:54

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
Disclaimer statement - Something about Libs for the Dude.
Disclaimer statement 2 - Girls in the midwest are fat for blanch.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-11-18, 10:54

Basically what you said. If Obama would get off of his fucking ass maybe it would happen.

I like the seasons, but winter is too damn long and a stupid whore. There are too many mornings in February where I walk outside and scream "fuck you cold and snow" at the top of my lungs before I go to work.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2015-11-18, 10:59

LooseGoose wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Was thinking about this this morning walking to school. It's been such a beautiful fall thus far.

Here's what mine would be like. I like 4 seasons. I even like a harsh winter. But not 3-4 months of it like we sometimes have. This may be sort of like Colorado's climate but I haven't been there outside of ski season.

January - cold as fuck. Lots of snow. Basically a typical Michigan Jan or Feb with more snow.
February - Typical Michigan April. Starting to get Spring-y. Mostly cool, some nice days, some rain, even snow occasionally
March - Michigan April/May. Warming up. Cool at nights. Prototypical Spring.
April - Michigan May
May - Michigan June
June - Michigan July. Warm. Some days in low to mid 90's, but mostly 80's.
July - Michigan July
Aug - Michigan Aug
Sep - Michigan Sept
Oct - Michigan Sept
Nov - Michigan September to early October
Dec - Colder, with winter and snow coming for the middle and end of the month

Disclaimer statement - Something about Libs for the Dude.
Disclaimer statement 2 - Girls in the midwest are fat for blanch.

November and especially February need to be colder than your wishes, other than that I could live with the scenario outlined.

Maybe on February.

Re: November, that is the whole reason I started thinking about this. We are walking to school and it is fucking beautiful. Sunny. 60 degrees. Leaves on the ground. Feels like fall. Why does it have to be 34 degrees in November? I still get my fall fix, just with some sunshine and a little bit warmer. I get to tailgate and go to games like it's September. I can cook a turkey in my parent's driveway without a parka on. Fuck typical November.

by **Code_Warrior** 2015-11-18, 11:00

NigelUno wrote:San Diego

by **InTenSity** 2015-11-18, 11:00

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Basically what you said. If Obama would get off of his fucking ass maybe it would happen.

I like the seasons, but winter is too damn long and a stupid whore. There are too many mornings in February where I walk outside and scream "fuck you cold and snow" at the top of my lungs before I go to work.

I haven't done that in close to 10 years. On the flip side, I do go outside and yell "fuck you humidity and heat' in a neutral voice in my courtyard. On the golf course, I yell "fuck this shit, I wish my hands weren't sweating and I didn't have to wear 4 gloves in a round" quite often.
Then December rolls around and I'm still golfing.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-11-18, 11:05

InTenSity wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Basically what you said. If Obama would get off of his fucking ass maybe it would happen.

I like the seasons, but winter is too damn long and a stupid whore. There are too many mornings in February where I walk outside and scream "fuck you cold and snow" at the top of my lungs before I go to work.
I haven't done that in close to 10 years. On the flip side, I do go outside and yell "fuck you humidity and heat' in a neutral voice in my courtyard. On the golf course, I yell "fuck this shit, I wish my hands weren't sweating and I didn't have to wear 4 gloves in a round" quite often.
Then December rolls around and I'm still golfing.

At least I don't have to accept the inevitability that I will eventually get eaten by an alligator like you do.

by **InTenSity** 2015-11-18, 11:16

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
InTenSity wrote:
I haven't done that in close to 10 years. On the flip side, I do go outside and yell "fuck you humidity and heat' in a neutral voice in my courtyard. On the golf course, I yell "fuck this shit, I wish my hands weren't sweating and I didn't have to wear 4 gloves in a round" quite often.
Then December rolls around and I'm still golfing.

At least I don't have to accept the inevitability that I will eventually get eaten by an alligator like you do.

I don't have to worry about being shot by a hunter who thinks I'm a deer.

by **NigelUno** 2015-11-18, 11:16

LooseGoose wrote:
NigelUno wrote:San Diego

Fuck San Diego.

La Jolla

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-11-18, 11:17

InTenSity wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

At least I don't have to accept the inevitability that I will eventually get eaten by an alligator like you do.
I don't have to worry about being shot by a hunter who thinks I'm a deer.

Touche.

by **steveschneider** 2015-11-18, 11:18

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Was thinking about this this morning walking to school. It's been such a beautiful fall thus far.

Here's what mine would be like. I like 4 seasons. I even like a harsh winter. But not 3-4 months of it like we sometimes have. This may be sort of like Colorado's climate but I haven't been there outside of ski season.

January - cold as fuck. Lots of snow. Basically a typical Michigan Jan or Feb with more snow.
February - Typical Michigan April. Starting to get Spring-y. Mostly cool, some nice days, some rain, even snow occasionally
March - Michigan April/May. Warming up. Cool at nights. Prototypical Spring.
April - Michigan May
May - Michigan June
June - Michigan July. Warm. Some days in low to mid 90's, but mostly 80's.
July - Michigan July
Aug - Michigan Aug
Sep - Michigan Sept
Oct - Michigan Sept
Nov - Michigan September to early October
Dec - Colder, with winter and snow coming for the middle and end of the month

Disclaimer statement - Something about Libs for the Dude.
Disclaimer statement 2 - Girls in the midwest are fat for blanch.

I like almost everything about the climate in New York except for the summers. The heat is brutal.

January and February can be brutal cold. It all depends on the ocean. Sometimes it can be a mild winter.

by **steveschneider** 2015-11-18, 11:18

NigelUno wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

Fuck San Diego.

La Jolla

Fuck La Jolla

by **GRR Spartan** 2015-11-18, 11:28

I really like the April-October weather in Manistique MI / Indian Lake area.

Since I ice fish it's good for some long stretches of cold winters.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-11-18, 11:30

GRR Spartan wrote:I really like the April-October weather in Manistique MI / Indian Lake area.

Since I ice fish it's good for some long stretches of cold winters.

Fuck your ice. You can fish without ice.

Make it happen Obama.

by **NigelUno** 2015-11-18, 11:45

steveschneider wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

La Jolla

Fuck La Jolla

Torrey Pines

by **xsanguine** 2015-11-18, 11:48

steveschneider wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Was thinking about this this morning walking to school. It's been such a beautiful fall thus far.

Here's what mine would be like. I like 4 seasons. I even like a harsh winter. But not 3-4 months of it like we sometimes have. This may be sort of like Colorado's climate but I haven't been there outside of ski season.

January - cold as fuck. Lots of snow. Basically a typical Michigan Jan or Feb with more snow.
February - Typical Michigan April. Starting to get Spring-y. Mostly cool, some nice days, some rain, even snow occasionally
March - Michigan April/May. Warming up. Cool at nights. Prototypical Spring.
April - Michigan May
May - Michigan June
June - Michigan July. Warm. Some days in low to mid 90's, but mostly 80's.
July - Michigan July
Aug - Michigan Aug
Sep - Michigan Sept
Oct - Michigan Sept
Nov - Michigan September to early October
Dec - Colder, with winter and snow coming for the middle and end of the month

Disclaimer statement - Something about Libs for the Dude.
Disclaimer statement 2 - Girls in the midwest are fat for blanch.

I like almost everything about the climate in New York except for the summers. The heat is brutal.

January and February can be brutal cold. It all depends on the ocean. Sometimes it can be a mild winter.

NYC winters were pleasantly mild. You're right, the heat sucks, though.

This is gonna be an interesting year.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-18, 11:51

love Michigan winters. Often wish they were colder with more snow.. not a big fan of heat. If it never got above 65 in the summer, I'd be stoked.

by **The Pantry** 2015-11-18, 11:51

LooseGoose wrote:
NigelUno wrote:San Diego

Fuck San Diego.

No. For once Nigel is absolutely correct

by **Tim Wakefield** 2015-11-18, 11:52

High of 70, low of 50, aka Quito, Ecuador but a little warmer at night.

by Herbie Green 2015-11-18, 12:28

Colorado. You get the seasons and the snow but a lot more sunshine.

by **Rocinante** 2015-11-18, 12:31

Hilt deep in pussy with no covers is my kind of climate.

by **steveschneider** 2015-11-18, 12:32

xsanguine wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

I like almost everything about the climate in New York except for the summers. The heat is brutal.

January and February can be brutal cold. It all depends on the ocean. Sometimes it can be a mild winter.

NYC winters were pleasantly mild. You're right, the heat sucks, though.

This is gonna be an interesting year.

The winters can be just about right. Just a few degrees below 32, usually in the upper 20's. I agree with WBH I like the seasons. I think New York and Michigan have the inverse extremes going...I think the winter in Michigan is too extreme, I think the summer in New York is too extreme. There's days in the summer where I don't even want to leave the house it is so hot outside.

by **steveschneider** 2015-11-18, 12:37

The Pantry wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

Fuck San Diego.
No. For once Nigel is absolutely correct

I spent some time in San Diego. You ever see Steve Martin's LA story?

The weather is the same every day, and it becomes disorienting imo. You can't tell apart the first day of winter, spring, summer or fall. The weather is the same every day.

by **By-Tor** 2015-11-18, 12:55

Michigan winters would be a lot more tolerable if the sun would pop out more often.

by **xsanguine** 2015-11-18, 13:15

steveschneider wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

NYC winters were pleasantly mild. You're right, the heat sucks, though.

This is gonna be an interesting year.

The winters can be just about right. Just a few degrees below 32, usually in the upper 20's. I agree with WBH I like the seasons. I think New York and Michigan have the inverse extremes going...I think the winter in Michigan is too extreme, I think the summer in New York is too extreme. There's days in the summer where I don't even want to leave the house it is so hot outside.

I hated it being 94 or 95 in the city so I'd decide to head to Jones beach and I get there and it's low 70's. Weird.

I guess I could have just headed to Coney Island but I hate people, so...

by Guest 2015-11-18, 14:12

xsanguine wrote:I guess I could have just headed to Coney Island but I hate people, so...

Fuck New York.

by **steveschneider** 2015-11-18, 14:16

xsanguine wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

The winters can be just about right. Just a few degrees below 32, usually in the upper 20's. I agree with WBH I like the seasons. I think New York and Michigan have the inverse extremes going...I think the winter in Michigan is too extreme, I think the summer in New York is too extreme. There's days in the summer where I don't even want to leave the house it is so hot outside.

I hated it being 94 or 95 in the city so I'd decide to head to Jones beach and I get there and it's low 70's. Weird.

I guess I could have just headed to Coney Island but I hate people, so...

i have a love hate feeling towards Coney Island. The crowds are fucking awful.

by **xsanguine** 2015-11-18, 14:57

LooseGoose wrote:
xsanguine wrote:I guess I could have just headed to Coney Island but I hate people, so...

Fuck New York.

Such hostility. Did NY screw your wife, dawg?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-18, 15:00

the weather is always perfect when I'm Up North.

by Guest 2015-11-18, 15:02

xsanguine wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

Fuck New York.

Such hostility. Did NY screw your wife, dawg?

Nah, I like to visit NYC once a decade or so.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2015-11-18, 15:09

Doesn't matter. It's going to be changing.

by **Rocinante** 2015-11-18, 15:09

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Doesn't matter. It's going to be changing.

Shut up liberal.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2015-11-18, 15:10

Rocinante wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Doesn't matter. It's going to be changing.

Shut up liberal.

#Spartanlivesmatter

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-18, 15:18

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

Shut up liberal.

#Spartanlivesmatter

#UnlessTheyreLibruls

by **xsanguine** 2015-11-18, 15:35

LooseGoose wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

Such hostility. Did NY screw your wife, dawg?

NYC is perfect if you're excluding the people.

Nah, I like to visit NYC once a decade or so.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2015-11-18, 23:47

I do like the desert heat kind of. Depends on the activity. If you are trying to be active and actually WANT to sweat, it's awesome. If you're golfing or bar hopping or walking down the strip in Vegas, no.

Also, I agree with you 1000% that gHost climate >>> InTen climate. I posted about it a bit but we did a week at WDW in late June this year. It was probably the most rewarding vacation I've ever had. In fact looking back it's up there with the Rose Bowl in a different way. But I digress. The heat and humidity was just so fucking oppressive. I mean downright fucking evil. It cannot be 98 degrees with 98% humidity at 9 AM when you're trying to get in line for Fast Track. Can it? Yes. Yes it can.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-11-19, 01:43

Sunny and warm.

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