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Should I help move a couch for a chick

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Post by Blanch32 Tue Dec 15, 2015 12:30 pm

....if she offers to blow me? That a fair trade off or cheap free labor, and a tad sexist?
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos Tue Dec 15, 2015 12:32 pm

Something something something stained couch joke something something something
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That Tue Dec 15, 2015 12:33 pm

I'd say that's a fair trade off, Blanch.

Whether or not I believe you that is on the table for you is a different story.

Edit: Also, whether or not it's that blacked out chick with a bunch of creepy dolls matters too. Actually, no it doesn't.
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Post by NigelUno Tue Dec 15, 2015 12:34 pm

I am jealous of the Bama fans on 247.
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Post by The Pantry Tue Dec 15, 2015 12:35 pm

Ask if she spits or swallows first
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Post by AMwood Tue Dec 15, 2015 12:36 pm

you should help her move her stool.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That Tue Dec 15, 2015 12:38 pm

The Pantry wrote:Ask if she spits or swallows first

There are starving children in Africa. Any female that doesn't swallow should be ashamed.
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Post by Blanch32 Tue Dec 15, 2015 12:38 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I'd say that's a fair trade off, Blanch.

Whether or not I believe you that is on the table for you is a different story.

Edit: Also, whether or not it's that blacked out chick with a bunch of creepy dolls matters too. Actually, no it doesn't.

Not black out chick, never heard back from her, she might be dead, but a black chick lawyer I banged last weds
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Post by Blanch32 Tue Dec 15, 2015 12:39 pm

The Pantry wrote:Ask if she spits or swallows first

Good point!! As for AM, she's already told me she isn't "into butt stuff "
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Post by Blanch32 Tue Dec 15, 2015 12:39 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Ask if she spits or swallows first

There are starving children in Africa. Any female that doesn't swallow should be ashamed.

While in the minority, they are out there. Say around 10%, at least in my person experience
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Post by AMwood Tue Dec 15, 2015 12:41 pm

i'm sure she isn't, yet.
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Post by Blanch32 Tue Dec 15, 2015 12:44 pm

AMwood wrote:i'm sure she isn't, yet.

Ftr, her ass is phenomenon. It's like each cheek has its own ass. Quite mind blowing but further proof chicks can't ever do enough squats
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Post by The_Dude Tue Dec 15, 2015 12:52 pm

Blanch32 wrote:
AMwood wrote:i'm sure she isn't, yet.

Ftr, her ass is phenomenon.  It's like each cheek has its own ass.  Quite mind blowing but further proof chicks can't  ever do enough squats

Should I help move a couch for a chick 2Q==
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Post by kingstonlake Tue Dec 15, 2015 12:57 pm

What does she normally charge for blow jobs?
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Post by tGreenWay Tue Dec 15, 2015 1:28 pm

Clif bar, apple, water. Pineapple later when I'm done running around. That's right, Turtleneck, pineapple. I'm eating fuck you pineapple. It's a new variety that tastes extra sweet.
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Post by kingstonlake Tue Dec 15, 2015 1:38 pm

I hope she understands she'll be getting the Short end of the stick
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Post by DWags Tue Dec 15, 2015 2:01 pm

The Pantry wrote:Ask if she spits or swallows first

wouldn't he be able to tell that by looking at the couch?
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Post by Blanch32 Fri Dec 18, 2015 9:47 am

DWags wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Ask if she spits or swallows first

wouldn't he be able to tell that by looking at the couch?

Lol.

Fyi the couch just turned into a pair of mattresses instead. Still think I'm getting blown or will she get off on a technically?
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Post by Death Roe Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:12 am

Great post, Dwags. Seriously.

Also, I'm surprised blanch can lift a couch.
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Post by Blanch32 Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:21 am

Death Roe wrote:Great post, Dwags. Seriously.

Also, I'm surprised blanch can lift a couch.

Shit deadlift 245 a number of times until my grip gives out. squat and held 185 x 8 last night but super setting that with pull ups so no rest involved. No idea where this skin and bones stereotype started in the first place
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Post by Son of Sparta Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:26 am

Does she look like this and drive a van?  If so, you may want to pass on the couch moving.

You will thank me later.

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Post by Blanch32 Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:27 am

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e="Son of Sparta"]Does she look like this and drive a van?  If so, you may want to pass on the couch moving.

You will thank me later.

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Nope. Black chick lawyer with a full head of hair
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Post by Blanch32 Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:07 pm

Update: no bj. She jumped my dick instead. Begged me to cum in her pussy while fucking her over the couch doggy style and, while fighting off cramps from squats and Romanian deadlift and a condom, I came.


Just dropped her off at star wars and I'm at the bar with a buddy. Live Strongs my fiends uh u
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Post by pulling69 Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:17 pm

I'm confused...chick knows you banging with a raincoat yet says she wants you to fill er up? Makes no sense.

PS I know it is a blanch post and would never make any sense.
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Post by Blanch32 Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:50 pm

pulling69 wrote:I'm confused...chick knows you banging with a raincoat yet says she wants you to fill er up? Makes no sense.

PS I know it is a blanch post and would never make any sense.

That's what she said while I was crushing. Looked, it worked for me. Sue me
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