What do weed and MSU have in common?

Both are green and both get smoked in bowls.

How many spartan football players does it take to change a tire?

One, Unless it's a blowout, then they all show up.

Radio jokes.

Georgia, TCU, Stanford, and Baylor.

Who has better wins? Fuck the radio.

I think it's time to take away DWags' hat for making fun of the Spartans.

Giant Moose wrote:I think it's time to take away DWags' hat for making fun of the Spartans.

I didn't say they were funny. And you'll get my hats when you pry them from my cold dead hands.

You cut me deep, sir.

I am so angry right now. I would like it if you see my 38 page manifesto about how and why these items are wrong. If you disagree I will see to it that you so get banned.

Should have stopped after the first one.

Holy hell I just woke up from a vivid dream that Michigan beat us in the playoffs 84-7. Dantonio was our running back and the game was held on the local baseball field by my house. Worse, nobody would let my wife and I leave.

What the fuck does that mean? I woke up when I got into a physical confrontation with a guy making me stay