I burned the roof of my mouth a little bit please help

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed 13 Jan 2016 - 21:17

Help help help help help help help

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Wed 13 Jan 2016 - 21:17

gargle with gasoline, you'll feel better.

by **InTenSity** Wed 13 Jan 2016 - 21:18

Lemon juice.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed 13 Jan 2016 - 21:18

Okay I will. Thank you so much wbh.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed 13 Jan 2016 - 21:19

#TeamPylon

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed 13 Jan 2016 - 21:22

The gasoline didn't help at all. It might have made it worse.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed 13 Jan 2016 - 21:22

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:#TeamPylon

I wish we were friends otpt.

by **The Pantry** Wed 13 Jan 2016 - 21:34

Recommend you get to the ER pronto if it is swilling up. You could suffocate if it gets too big.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed 13 Jan 2016 - 21:36

The Pantry wrote:Recommend you get to the ER pronto if it is swilling up. You could suffocate if it gets too big.

It's not really swelling. In fact I forgot it happened until I went onto the swill and just saw this.

Should I still go to the er?

by **DWags** Wed 13 Jan 2016 - 21:39

Go get a BLT toasted and finish the job.

by **The Pantry** Wed 13 Jan 2016 - 21:39

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Recommend you get to the ER pronto if it is swilling up. You could suffocate if it gets too big.

It's not really swelling. In fact I forgot it happened until I went onto the swill and just saw this.

Should I still go to the er?

Only if you believe in Obamacare

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed 13 Jan 2016 - 21:42

I have this guy on ignore. Someone tell him I say to stop being such a pussy.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed 13 Jan 2016 - 21:42

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I have this guy on ignore. Someone tell him I say to stop being such a pussy.

You've been on ignore for months.

by **Turtleneck** Wed 13 Jan 2016 - 21:55

Sorry. I can't help. I'm not interfering with God's plan, Travis. This is what God wants.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed 13 Jan 2016 - 21:59

Turtleneck wrote:Sorry. I can't help. I'm not interfering with God's plan, Travis. This is what God wants.

Why hath God forsaken me? Is it the porn? I bet it's the porn.

by **Turtleneck** Wed 13 Jan 2016 - 22:01

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Sorry. I can't help. I'm not interfering with God's plan, Travis. This is what God wants.

Why hath God forsaken me? Is it the porn? I bet it's the porn.

Or because of the way you treat Pylon. Probably a little bit of both.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed 13 Jan 2016 - 22:02

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Why hath God forsaken me? Is it the porn? I bet it's the porn.

Or because of the way you treat Pylon. Probably a little bit of both.

If God didn't want me to treat the little bitch like a little bitch then He wouldn't have made him a little bitch.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed 13 Jan 2016 - 22:12

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Or because of the way you treat Pylon. Probably a little bit of both.

If God didn't want me to treat the little bitch like a little bitch then He wouldn't have made him a little bitch.

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by **Snake Plissken** Wed 13 Jan 2016 - 22:35

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Help help help help help help help

Go give Pylon a BJ. That will cool off the roof of your mouth for sure.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed 13 Jan 2016 - 22:37

Snake Plissken wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Help help help help help help help
Go give Pylon a BJ. That will cool off the roof of your mouth for sure.

i bet pylon would love that.

by **SpartanInNH** Wed 13 Jan 2016 - 22:39

DWags wrote:Go get a BLT toasted and finish the job.

God, that shit's nasty.....

by **Rocinante** Wed 13 Jan 2016 - 22:47

Drink a gallon of milk.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu 14 Jan 2016 - 7:27

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Help help help help help help help

pizza?

that's the usual culprit.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Thu 14 Jan 2016 - 7:41

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Help help help help help help help
pizza?

that's the usual culprit.

Yes. Homemade. I thought 20 seconds was long enough to wait. I was foolish.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu 14 Jan 2016 - 7:51

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:pizza?

that's the usual culprit.

Yes. Homemade. I thought 20 seconds was long enough to wait. I was foolish.

being high on the dope gives the illusion of an accelerated passage of time.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Thu 14 Jan 2016 - 8:23

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Yes. Homemade. I thought 20 seconds was long enough to wait. I was foolish.
being high on the dope gives the illusion of an accelerated passage of time.

Nah, I knew it was only 20 seconds. But what am I? Some kind of "temperature expert?" I don't have time for that bullshit.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Thu 14 Jan 2016 - 8:40

Always let 'za sit 5 minutes

by **NigelUno** Thu 14 Jan 2016 - 9:54

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:pizza?

that's the usual culprit.

Yes. Homemade. I thought 20 seconds was long enough to wait. I was foolish.

Homemade meaning frozen?

Come on. Use your head. You're going from frozen to 400 in 14-16 minutes. Give it a couple of minutes to rest.

by **NigelUno** Thu 14 Jan 2016 - 9:55

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Always let 'za sit 5 minutes

You should have your own blog.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Thu 14 Jan 2016 - 9:57

NigelUno wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Yes. Homemade. I thought 20 seconds was long enough to wait. I was foolish.

Homemade meaning frozen?

Come on. Use your head. You're going from frozen to 400 in 14-16 minutes. Give it a couple of minutes to rest.

Not frozen, homemade.... But the 400 degrees point still stands. I make poor decisions, and it resulted in mildly irritating consequences for like 10 minutes. I hope I learn my lesson, but I probably won't.

by **NigelUno** Thu 14 Jan 2016 - 10:04

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

Homemade meaning frozen?

Come on. Use your head. You're going from frozen to 400 in 14-16 minutes. Give it a couple of minutes to rest.

Not frozen, homemade.... But the 400 degrees point still stands. I make poor decisions, and it resulted in mildly irritating consequences for like 10 minutes. I hope I learn my lesson, but I probably won't.

I think you're underestimating.

This thread was mildly irritating for much longer than 10 minutes.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Thu 14 Jan 2016 - 10:06

NigelUno wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Not frozen, homemade.... But the 400 degrees point still stands. I make poor decisions, and it resulted in mildly irritating consequences for like 10 minutes. I hope I learn my lesson, but I probably won't.

I think you're underestimating.

This thread was mildly irritating for much longer than 10 minutes.

I'm very sorry that you have to keep clicking on it :( life is hard sometimes :(

by **I.B. Fine** Thu 14 Jan 2016 - 10:06

NigelUno wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Always let 'za sit 5 minutes

You should have your own blog.

Possible career path?

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu 14 Jan 2016 - 10:07

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

Homemade meaning frozen?

Come on. Use your head. You're going from frozen to 400 in 14-16 minutes. Give it a couple of minutes to rest.

Not frozen, homemade.... But the 400 degrees point still stands. I make poor decisions, and it resulted in mildly irritating consequences for like 10 minutes. I hope I learn my lesson, but I probably won't.

so was it the sauce or the cheese that burned the roof of your mouth?

also, did it burn the roof of your mouth or that little peninsula that sort of protrudes down just a bit behind your two front teeth?

provided that you have teeth, of course.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Thu 14 Jan 2016 - 10:23

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Not frozen, homemade.... But the 400 degrees point still stands. I make poor decisions, and it resulted in mildly irritating consequences for like 10 minutes. I hope I learn my lesson, but I probably won't.
so was it the sauce or the cheese that burned the roof of your mouth?

also, did it burn the roof of your mouth or that little peninsula that sort of protrudes down just a bit behind your two front teeth?

provided that you have teeth, of course.

It was the cheese for sure. That fucker. And it was just behind the penninsula.

I just want to take a second to thank you for clearly keeping me in your thoughts and prayers in this time of great strife. It really does mean the world to me.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu 14 Jan 2016 - 10:26

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:so was it the sauce or the cheese that burned the roof of your mouth?

also, did it burn the roof of your mouth or that little peninsula that sort of protrudes down just a bit behind your two front teeth?

provided that you have teeth, of course.

It was the cheese for sure. That fucker. And it was just behind the penninsula.

I just want to take a second to thank you for clearly keeping me in your thoughts and prayers in this time of great strife. It really does mean the world to me.

you're very welcome.

oh - and if you find someone annoying, etc - it's easier to just ignore their posts than to indulge them. I think some people have a hard time with the former.

I will keep praying for your physical and emotional well-being during this incredibly difficult time.

by **NigelUno** Thu 14 Jan 2016 - 10:28

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

I think you're underestimating.

This thread was mildly irritating for much longer than 10 minutes.

I'm very sorry that you have to keep clicking on it :( life is hard sometimes :(

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by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Thu 14 Jan 2016 - 10:35

NigelUno wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Always let 'za sit 5 minutes

You should have your own blog.

Sounds like a lot of work.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Thu 14 Jan 2016 - 10:36

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

You should have your own blog.

Sounds like a lot of work.

But I do have some SEO experience and could monetize it. What should my niche be, Nigel? Would you write content for me?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Thu 14 Jan 2016 - 10:38

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Sounds like a lot of work.

But I do have some SEO experience and could monetize it. What should my niche be, Nigel? Would you write content for me?

I will write content for you otpt.

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