I want to conduct an experiment.

I will subsidize 50% of your purchase if you get off your fucking ass and go figure out on your own how to purchase a 1 ounce Silver American Eagle. At the current rate, you could probably pick one up for $20. I will paypal you $10 of it, or whatever 50% works out to. Why? Because I believe that most, if not all of you, have no idea what it is worth and what it feels like to have one in your hand. And if I can convince just one of you that investing in these things is cool, then it is worth it.

So, if you want a free $10.00, post a pic of you purchasing your first ever SAE and PM me your PayPal email.

Limit = 1

Monkey, Dude and Tito are not eligible.

You need to kick in more bucks, shipping is a bitch:

Order Summary

Sub Total	$19.27
Estimated Shipping:	$4.95
Estimated Tax:	$0.00
Order Total:	$24.22

Does this offer still stand after you've sobered up in the morning?

Will you chip in 50% on 1oz of a gold coin purchase? TIA

xsanguine wrote:Does this offer still stand after you've sobered up in the morning?

Did he buy us Ohio State tickets and go?

There are fucking actual stores within 10 miles of most of you that will sell you one of these.  Get. Off.  Your.  Fucking.  Asses!!!

I'm not paying shipping if you are too lazy to seek them out on your own.



Here is the thing, this is poor mans gold, sure, but at the same time, it is pretty much tied to the price of gold.  I definitely think that these will be worth 10 times what they are now in 10-20 years.  They will hardly be worth less for fucks sake..... I kind of hope that the price stays low because I've been picking these bad boys up every other month or so for the past 6 years.  Only reason I opt for AG over AU is that the ratio is so whack.... At least that is what I hope.  I have actually wrapped and stored many of these securely in remote areas just because I think it will make reading my will cool as all fuck for my descendants.  I'm not talking safe deposit boxes.  I'm talking = hidden on state land n shit, all over the state.  At this point, I think I have hidden 42 of these bars, and still have bunches locked up at home. Just, FYI, I have a lot of guns too.

xsanguine wrote:Does this offer still stand after you've sobered up in the morning?

Pretty sure I didn't qualify it. Why you hatin again, hater? Is that all you good at?

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

xsanguine wrote:Does this offer still stand after you've sobered up in the morning?

Did he buy us Ohio State tickets and go?

Jesus, no wonder you are a commie. gimme, gimme, gimme........ I'm right here, can't you ask me for a hand out to my face, pussy?

tTy wrote:There are fucking actual stores within 10 miles of most of you that will sell you one of these.  Get. Off.  Your.  Fucking.  Asses!!!

I'm not paying shipping if you are too lazy to seek them out on your own.



Here is the thing, this is poor mans gold, sure, but at the same time, it is pretty much tied to the price of gold.  I definitely think that these will be worth 10 times what they are now in 10-20 years.  They will hardly be worth less for fucks sake..... I kind of hope that the price stays low because I've been picking these bad boys up every other month or so for the past 6 years.  Only reason I opt for AG over AU is that the ratio is so whack.... At least that is what I hope.  I have actually wrapped and stored many of these securely in remote areas just because I think it will make reading my will cool as all fuck for my descendants.  I'm not talking safe deposit boxes.  I'm talking = hidden on state land n shit, all over the state.  At this point, I think I have hidden 42 of these bars, and still have bunches locked up at home.  Just, FYI, I have a lot of guns too.  

LOL you gonna be broke when John Q Public loots your stash when he is out tooling around with his Sears issued metal detector

A lot of them will cost you more than a grand to find. HInt = Under water.....

tTy wrote:

xsanguine wrote:Does this offer still stand after you've sobered up in the morning?

Pretty sure I didn't qualify it. Why you hatin again, hater? Is that all you good at?

I'm pretty good at several things but hatin', as the kids today call it, is something I excel at.

I would go Top 10 in the draft of the NHL (National Hatin' League).

pulling69 wrote:

Is that Bob?

xsanguine wrote:

tTy wrote:

Pretty sure I didn't qualify it. Why you hatin again, hater? Is that all you good at?

I'm pretty good at several things but hatin', as the kids today call it, is something I excel at.

I would go Top 10 in the draft of the NHL (National Hatin' League).

Sounds like a terrible way to live your life, even if you are great at it.

Here are you idiots.........................

tTy wrote:

xsanguine wrote:

I'm pretty good at several things but hatin', as the kids today call it, is something I excel at.

I would go Top 10 in the draft of the NHL (National Hatin' League).

Sounds like a terrible way to live your life, even if you are great at it.

I'm also great at ladies, guitar and psychedelic trips.

It all evens out in the end.

tTy wrote:

Here are you idiots.........................

That guy looks like a pedophile. You should be ashamed of yourself.

That guy has moobs.

Jesus... so many idiots....

Not the guy again with the bitch tits!

just, wow.....

I wonder what his milk per day ratio is.

This is how fucking stupid you guys have all become....

That guy could easily put Bessie out of work.

again...

After you get used to them they start to turn you on.

LMFAO, wow, no wonder we are where we are now with this kind of brain power working our service sector....

That dude would be very popular in prison. "It's like virtual reality!" they'll say (they're prisoners, they're dumb, obviously)

Probably more popular than...

So, basically, you are basically trying to shout me down because you don't like my music and you don't like the fact that I like to work for my money and embrace capitalism...

cool..

That guy uses jelly donuts and pork rinds in his chest press routine.

Everybody desperately wants their 15 minutes but all I want is about 2 or 3 minutes with Abella Anderson.

I love you tTy. I'm just hurt you won't teach me how to maim and kill animals for fun.

xsanguine wrote:I love you tTy. I'm just hurt you won't teach me how to maim and kill animals for fun.

You are borderline Peta. Maybe not even.... I don't know. sorta insane.....

tTy wrote:

xsanguine wrote:I love you tTy. I'm just hurt you won't teach me how to maim and kill animals for fun.

You are borderline Peta. Maybe not even.... I don't know. sorta insane.....

A real man let's the psychos do all the bloody work and enjoys the fruits of their labors.

I'm pro factory farming. My campaign slogan is...."As long as I don't have to do it"

I'm going to consider taking up trapping critters just to tilt you if you keep pushing me fucker. I'll do it. Step the fuck off or a lot of coons are gonna die. (Racoons, you fucking racist, not black dudes.....)

tTy wrote:I'm going to consider taking up trapping critters just to tilt you if you keep pushing me fucker.  I'll do it.  Step the fuck off or a lot of coons are gonna die.  (Racoons, you fucking racist, not black dudes.....)

I trapped a spider inside a Ball jar once.

I didn't eat him or skin him or anything, though. I just let him outside.

xsanguine wrote:

tTy wrote:I'm going to consider taking up trapping critters just to tilt you if you keep pushing me fucker.  I'll do it.  Step the fuck off or a lot of coons are gonna die.  (Racoons, you fucking racist, not black dudes.....)

I trapped a spider inside a Ball jar once.

I didn't eat him, though. I just let him outside.

Whelp, I'mma go wake my wife up for about 74 seconds and then let her let me roll over and go to sleep with a smile on my face. Have fun hating basically everything, evidently. I wish I could help you, but, jeeze, you scare me actually. night, night....

OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALABAMA ON TEH BOOM BOX BAYBEEEE!!!!!

PHONE BLOWIN UP WHERE YOU IS!!!!!???????????????

tTy wrote:PHONE BLOWIN UP WHERE YOU IS!!!!!???????????????

This is why white people get made fun of.

tTy wrote:I wish I could help you, but, jeeze, you scare me

You know I got nothin but love for ya, tTy. In fact, I even have some venison in the freezer I should probably thaw out. Given to me by my pops... the crazy old fucker. I'm supposed to join him and his brothers (who I'm supposed to refer to as my 'uncles' in a functioning society) for a little pow pow to the limber cow cows next fall.

I prefer beef, pork, chicken, and salmon to venison but I can make dog food out of it still, I guess. Moreso for the whole "family bonding" thing since I've been in exile for so long. Nothing says "family bonding" like the sound of a shotgun and a little blood splatter on a fresh November snow while Bambi limps away before tripping into a beech tree headfirst as mother deer flees in tears to save her own skin... amirite?!?!?!