Holy crap, it's cold out right now.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-12, 21:22

10°F w/a -6°F WC.

I know that's actually not that bad compared to other parts of the country and compared with previous years, but this winter has been so mild that I'm not used to this arctic blast. I need a long weekend in Key West or South Beach.

by **xsanguine** 2016-02-12, 21:24

I was driving back from dinner 2 hours ago and all of a sudden had a white out, couldn't see the road or more than 10 yards in front of me... was pretty fun.

by Guest 2016-02-12, 21:25

tGreenWay wrote:10°F w/a -6°F WC.

I know that's actually not that bad compared to other parts of the country and compared with previous years, but this winter has been so mild that I'm not used to this arctic blast. I need a long weekend in Key West or South Beach.

Sissy.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-12, 21:26

LooseGoose wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:10°F w/a -6°F WC.

I know that's actually not that bad compared to other parts of the country and compared with previous years, but this winter has been so mild that I'm not used to this arctic blast. I need a long weekend in Key West or South Beach.

Sissy.

I think we've already established that.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-12, 21:28

xsanguine wrote:I was driving back from dinner 2 hours ago and all of a sudden had a white out, couldn't see the road or more than 10 yards in front of me... was pretty fun.

Are you in the northern burbs of Detroit? I went through a white out around 4:30-5 in EL and Okemos. Not fun on side streets, even more of a challenge on the highway.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-02-12, 21:28

Tonight is maybe the 4th time this winter that I've turned on my faux fireplace.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-12, 21:29

Floyd Robertson wrote:Tonight is maybe the 4th time this winter that I've turned on my faux fireplace.

Good call. I opened up a pair of those Grabbers for keeping my hands warm while walking the dog.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-12, 21:30

I'll chop some wood in the morning and get my fireplace blazing. It'll be the perfect weekend for it, considering VD. Gotta get my wife in the mood.

by **Ass Dan** 2016-02-12, 21:37

63 degrees here. Suck it, losers

by **DWags** 2016-02-12, 21:39

Back in my day this shit wasn't cold. It was maybe Luke warm. Bunch a pussies.

by Guest 2016-02-12, 21:48

tGreenWay wrote:I'll chop some wood in the morning and get my fireplace blazing. It'll be the perfect weekend for it, considering VD. Gotta get my wife in the mood.

Yeah telling her about VD should get her in the mood.

NSFW Link

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-12, 21:54

Would you like to come over and cuddle?

Full disclosure. We're gonna fuck.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-12, 21:56

LooseGoose wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I'll chop some wood in the morning and get my fireplace blazing. It'll be the perfect weekend for it, considering VD. Gotta get my wife in the mood.

Yeah telling her about VD should get her in the mood.

NSFW Link

So much for a happy VD.

Aw, screw it. In for a penny, in for a pounding, amirite?

tongue

Holy crap, it's cold out right now. 502811600

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-12, 21:57

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Would you like to come over and cuddle?

Full disclosure. We're gonna fuck.

Only if I can be the catcher this time.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-12, 21:57

DWags wrote:Back in my day this shit wasn't cold. It was maybe Luke warm. Bunch a pussies.

Old man gonna yell at clouds.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-12, 21:59

Ass Dan wrote:63 degrees here. Suck it, losers

63°F is really nothing to brag about. It's 66° in Key West, and 75° in the BVI.
I guess what I'm trying to say is this: Fuck off.

by **Dendrobates** 2016-02-12, 22:00

I enjoyed looking out my sunroom at the cold and snow in my hot tub. It was glorious.

by **DWags** 2016-02-12, 22:00

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:Back in my day this shit wasn't cold. It was maybe Luke warm. Bunch a pussies.

Old man gonna yell at clouds.

Get off my snow bank

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-12, 22:02

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Would you like to come over and cuddle?

Full disclosure. We're gonna fuck.

Only if I can be the catcher this time.

Fiiiiiiiiiine.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-12, 22:02

Dendrobates wrote:I enjoyed looking out my sunroom at the cold and snow in my hot tub. It was glorious.

Did it loosen your anus? Asking for a friend. Holy crap, it's cold out right now. 3434560931

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-12, 22:03

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Old man gonna yell at clouds.

Get off my snow bank

Whatevs, grampaw. But I'm gonna piss in your snow.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-12, 22:04

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Only if I can be the catcher this time.

Fiiiiiiiiiine.

It's about damn time.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-12, 22:05

Time to walk the dog. If I don't return tonight, please send the St. Bernard to save me. The one with the martini setup.

by **DWags** 2016-02-12, 22:08

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:

Get off my snow bank

Whatevs, grampaw. But I'm gonna piss in your snow.

Sure, write your name. Just better not be in my daughters hand writing.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-12, 22:10

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Whatevs, grampaw. But I'm gonna piss in your snow.

Sure, write your name. Just better not be in my daughters hand writing.

She has your sense of humor, because she said the same thing, that's why she said she'd use her left hand.

by **DWags** 2016-02-12, 22:16

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:

Sure, write your name. Just better not be in my daughters hand writing.

She has your sense of humor, because she said the same thing, that's why she said she'd use her left hand.

Hey, everyone knows she lost her left arm in a farm accident.

by **DWags** 2016-02-12, 22:28

gHost Spartan wrote:I just got back from an outdoors happy hour with half of the Maricopa County Superior Court judges and some state senators. Sitting at home in shorts and a tee shirt, windows are all open.

So did I. But in Michigan. Currently out on my deck. Flip flops on.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-12, 23:00

Ass Dan wrote:63 degrees here. Suck it, losers

Comfy weather for the trip from the house to the bathroom.

by **Ass Dan** 2016-02-12, 23:08

Turtleneck wrote:
Ass Dan wrote:63 degrees here. Suck it, losers

Comfy weather for the trip from the house to the bathroom.

Still have to wear long pants or the chiggers will bite ya

by **Frank Ricard** 2016-02-12, 23:17

It's not that bad. I used a small snowdrift in the backyard as a bunker to practice in. Could really put some spin on it out of the snow.

by **Snake Plissken** 2016-02-12, 23:23

Dendrobates wrote:I enjoyed looking out my sunroom at the cold and snow in my hot tub. It was glorious.

I'm looking at the same thing plus the frozen water (that's ice for you idiots) on my pool.

by **Dendrobates** 2016-02-12, 23:31

tGreenWay wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:I enjoyed looking out my sunroom at the cold and snow in my hot tub. It was glorious.

Did it loosen your anus? Asking for a friend.

Honestly. No
Wasn't meant for that. I'm dying of pneumonia right now. So the steamy room was to loosen my lungs. Didn't quite work.

by **Dendrobates** 2016-02-12, 23:31

Snake Plissken wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:I enjoyed looking out my sunroom at the cold and snow in my hot tub. It was glorious.
I'm looking at the same thing plus the frozen water (that's ice for you idiots) on my pool.

That's right, I need to party at your place. It's a freakin resort.

by **InTenSity** 2016-02-12, 23:54

tGreenWay wrote:10°F w/a -6°F WC.

I know that's actually not that bad compared to other parts of the country and compared with previous years, but this winter has been so mild that I'm not used to this arctic blast. I need a long weekend in Key West or South Beach.

Maybe I should take my daughter to key West tomorrow, probably not south beach.

by **steveschneider** 2016-02-13, 00:09

Grow a pair

by **DWags** 2016-02-13, 00:19

steveschneider wrote:Grow a pair

Back in my day we used to grow two pair. One for home and one to travel with.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-13, 02:02

gHost Spartan wrote:I just got back from an outdoors happy hour with half of the Maricopa County Superior Court judges and some state senators. Sitting at home in shorts and a tee shirt, windows are all open.

Weren't you a public defender? Did you know an assistant prosecutor name Dianna Herrera who worked for Maricopa County? She grew up in Okemos.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-13, 02:04

Turtleneck wrote:
Ass Dan wrote:63 degrees here. Suck it, losers

Comfy weather for the trip from the house to the bathroom.

I'll bet he has to take a torch with him to scare away all the cockroaches sleeping under his outhouse seat.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-13, 02:08

Dendrobates wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Did it loosen your anus? Asking for a friend.

Honestly. No
Wasn't meant for that. I'm dying of pneumonia right now. So the steamy room was to loosen my lungs. Didn't quite work.

We could still have fun and not risk endangering your health any further. We could play Hide the Pickle and you'd still be able to breathe from your mouth. I'm so small you'll barely know I'm there.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-13, 02:09

InTenSity wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:10°F w/a -6°F WC.

I know that's actually not that bad compared to other parts of the country and compared with previous years, but this winter has been so mild that I'm not used to this arctic blast. I need a long weekend in Key West or South Beach.
Maybe I should take my daughter to key West tomorrow, probably not south beach.

It's always a good time in Key West.

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