Holy crap, it's cold out right now.

Okay, I confess to being part moron. Looked at my new phone a few times this morning and thought the "3" was the temp outside. Wasn't until lunchtime I realized it was the date.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

MattyFresh wrote:


Don’t test me Floyd I played juniors for two years in Canada, respect my culture

Wow, learn something cool every day here.

I did two summer hockey camps in Toronto totaling a month.

I’ve done some camps up up north, I was drafted by Sarnia and then played for Sudbury

It seems like we've gotten hammered this year compared to early 2017. I can't remember there being much snow on the ground Christmas 2016.

MattyFresh wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Wow, learn something cool every day here.

I did two summer hockey camps in Toronto totaling a month.

I’ve done some camps up up north, I was drafted by Sarnia and then played for Sudbury

Did you ever get molested by your juniors coach? That seems like a thing.

MattyFresh wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Wow, learn something cool every day here.

I did two summer hockey camps in Toronto totaling a month.

I’ve done some camps up up north, I was drafted by Sarnia and then played for Sudbury

I had to give it up when I was 14. Moved to BFE all I had was pond hockey. Nearest rink was like 30 miles away, no HS team. Still kind of pissed about that.

Da Mayor wrote:

MattyFresh wrote:

I’ve done some camps up up north, I was drafted by Sarnia and then played for Sudbury

Did you ever get molested by your juniors coach? That seems like a thing.

Never heard of this being a hockey thing, I played majors for the pride prior the Bowkus thing and him being scrutinized for “making kids fight”, such bull shit

Floyd Robertson wrote:

MattyFresh wrote:

I’ve done some camps up up north, I was drafted by Sarnia and then played for Sudbury

I had to give it up when I was 14. Moved to BFE all I had was pond hockey. Nearest rink was like 30 miles away, no HS team. Still kind of pissed about that.

Let’s get a swill puck game organized, who can skate?

Floyd Robertson wrote:On my way home from work I saw about 42 geese in formation flying south. Aren't they like six weeks late? Last nine days finally got to be too much I guess.

When you find a great place to take a shit, you really don't want to give it up.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

MattyFresh wrote:

I’ve done some camps up up north, I was drafted by Sarnia and then played for Sudbury

I had to give it up when I was 14. Moved to BFE all I had was pond hockey. Nearest rink was like 30 miles away, no HS team. Still kind of pissed about that.

Which part of BFE? Had a couple friends that played hockey in Warren. There were a couple rinks just north of the Tech Center. Not sure what's in that building now.

The Pantry wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:

I had to give it up when I was 14. Moved to BFE all I had was pond hockey. Nearest rink was like 30 miles away, no HS team. Still kind of pissed about that.

Which part of BFE? Had a couple friends that played hockey in Warren. There were a couple rinks just north of the Tech Center. Not sure what's in that building now.

Ortonville in the mid 70s was definitely BFE.

MattyFresh wrote:

Da Mayor wrote:

Did you ever get molested by your juniors coach? That seems like a thing.

Never heard of this being a hockey thing, I played majors for the pride prior the Bowkus thing and him being scrutinized for “making kids fight”, such bull shit

You need to watch more Outside the Lines, bro.

MattyFresh wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Wow, learn something cool every day here.

I did two summer hockey camps in Toronto totaling a month.

I’ve done some camps up up north, I was drafted by Sarnia and then played for Sudbury

Is your name Dean Youngblood?

Turtleneck wrote:

MattyFresh wrote:

I’ve done some camps up up north, I was drafted by Sarnia and then played for Sudbury

Is your name Dean Youngblood?

Dave Killer Carlson is what my friends call me

The Pantry wrote:Okay, I confess to being part moron. Looked at my new phone a few times this morning and thought the "3" was the temp outside. Wasn't until lunchtime I realized it was the date.

My phone is fucking with me. There has been a number in the center of the screen all day with a degree symbol behind it, exactly where the date was yesterday. Currently says 10°.

Have made no changes to the phone settings since yesterday. Can hardly wait to see which number shows up tomorrow,

Great Lakes ice coverage skyrockets in four weeks during deep freeze

Not rocket surgery but we're ahead of schedule in terms of % frozen coverage.

Floyd Robertson wrote:Great Lakes ice coverage skyrockets in four weeks during deep freeze

Not rocket surgery but we're ahead of schedule in terms of % frozen coverage.

Why

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:Great Lakes ice coverage skyrockets in four weeks during deep freeze

Not rocket surgery but we're ahead of schedule in terms of % frozen coverage.

Why

I think it has something to do with the extreme cold, Travis.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:Great Lakes ice coverage skyrockets in four weeks during deep freeze

Not rocket surgery but we're ahead of schedule in terms of % frozen coverage.

Why

Because as my dearly departed Uncle Don would say - "It's been colder than a well digger's ass"

Live look in at the Mitten.

Phone has been displaying the temp all day. Was 12 at lunch. Currently says -2.

InTenSity wrote:I forgot to take a picture of my office and how many layers people were wearing...in Miami. I'm talking heavy coats and scarves.

Our new Chinese overlords are a bit surprised at the weather here. One told us it rarely falls to 0° where they live back home. Of course, he was talking Celsius.

The Pantry wrote:Phone has been displaying the temp all day. Was 12 at lunch. Currently says -2.

This unfolding situation really should have its own thread. I'm hoping for many laughs at your expense.

tGreenWay wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Phone has been displaying the temp all day. Was 12 at lunch. Currently says -2.

This unfolding situation really should have its own thread. I'm hoping for many laughs at your expense.

Fuck off. The 12 was not the time.

This new phone has a mind of its own.

The Pantry wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

This unfolding situation really should have its own thread. I'm hoping for many laughs at your expense.

Fuck off. The 12 was not the time.

This new phone has a mind of its own.

That's what you get for trying to save money. Everybody here told you the iPhono wasn't the same thing as the real deal, but nooooo, you thought you'd gotten yourself a great deal.
Hey, next time you're in NYC, could you pick up a Rolex for me? You can find them on most streets for fifteen bucks.

tGreenWay wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Fuck off. The 12 was not the time.

This new phone has a mind of its own.

That's what you get for trying to save money. Everybody here told you the iPhono wasn't the same thing as the real deal, but nooooo, you thought you'd gotten yourself a great deal.
Hey, next time you're in NYC, could you pick up a Rolex for me? You can find them on most streets for fifteen bucks.

Funny you mention Rolex. Co-worker stuck his wrist in my face on Tuesday wearing one. Told him he was way overpaid. Said his GF got it for him for Christmas. Bit my tongue before saying, "she must be really good at her profession".

The Pantry wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

That's what you get for trying to save money. Everybody here told you the iPhono wasn't the same thing as the real deal, but nooooo, you thought you'd gotten yourself a great deal.
Hey, next time you're in NYC, could you pick up a Rolex for me? You can find them on most streets for fifteen bucks.

Funny you mention Rolex. Co-worker stuck his wrist in my face on Tuesday wearing one. Told him he was way overpaid. Said his GF got it for him for Christmas. Bit my tongue before saying, "she must be really good at her profession".

What does she do for a living?

The Pantry wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

That's what you get for trying to save money. Everybody here told you the iPhono wasn't the same thing as the real deal, but nooooo, you thought you'd gotten yourself a great deal.
Hey, next time you're in NYC, could you pick up a Rolex for me? You can find them on most streets for fifteen bucks.

Funny you mention Rolex. Co-worker stuck his wrist in my face on Tuesday wearing one. Told him he was way overpaid. Said his GF got it for him for Christmas. Bit my tongue before saying, "she must be really good at her profession".

Definitely with you on Rolex being overpriced. I'd actually think my wife had lost her mind if she ever gave one to me as a gift, not to mention metal bands always pull my arm hairs. I prefer not to wear one anymore, and my phone works just fine as my watch.

Turtleneck wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Funny you mention Rolex. Co-worker stuck his wrist in my face on Tuesday wearing one. Told him he was way overpaid. Said his GF got it for him for Christmas. Bit my tongue before saying, "she must be really good at her profession".

What does she do for a living?

She a ho.

tGreenWay wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Funny you mention Rolex. Co-worker stuck his wrist in my face on Tuesday wearing one. Told him he was way overpaid. Said his GF got it for him for Christmas. Bit my tongue before saying, "she must be really good at her profession".

Definitely with you on Rolex being overpriced. I'd actually think my wife had lost her mind if she ever gave one to me as a gift, not to mention metal bands always pull my arm hairs. I prefer not to wear one anymore, and my phone works just fine as my watch.

That already happened the day she married you, GreenWay.

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Definitely with you on Rolex being overpriced. I'd actually think my wife had lost her mind if she ever gave one to me as a gift, not to mention metal bands always pull my arm hairs. I prefer not to wear one anymore, and my phone works just fine as my watch.

That already happened the day she married you, GreenWay.

Without question, you are correct. I definitely married up. That poor, poor woman.

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

That already happened the day she married you, GreenWay.

Without question, you are correct. I definitely married up. That poor, poor woman.

Sorry to hear she is poor. Have you thought about, I don't know, getting a fucking job?

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Without question, you are correct. I definitely married up. That poor, poor woman.

Sorry to hear she is poor. Have you thought about, I don't know, getting a fucking job?

Where's the fun in that?

50 next Thursday. Shit is crazy.

DWags wrote:50 next Thursday. Shit is crazy.

You're 56, old man.