I hate puppy monkey baby

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-13, 19:59

WBH, can't you do something? Like put it on your grill or something?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-13, 20:02

I would have thought you would have loved it seeing as its just like your screen name. Some random words jammed together in a way that doesn't make any sense. "Turtle" + "neck?" Lololollolll. Gets me every time.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-13, 20:09

Travis, how are you? How is Myanmar?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-13, 20:15

I'm doing good turtleneck. Myanmar is lovely this time of year. You should try it some time. How are you?

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-13, 20:26

I am good. Thanks. When I was in the 7th grade, I did a report on the Burma Road.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-13, 20:27

Do you still have it?

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-13, 20:31

Turtleneck wrote:I am good. Thanks. When I was in the 7th grade, I did a report on the Burma road.

It will always be Burma to me.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-13, 20:35

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Do you still have it?

No. Sorry. You're on your own. Are you there helping with the transition to civilian government?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-13, 20:38

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Do you still have it?

No. Sorry. You're on your own. Are you there helping with the transition?

That's too bad.

I'm getting into various things while I'm here. You know. This and that.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-13, 20:44

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

No. Sorry. You're on your own. Are you there helping with the transition?

That's too bad.

I'm getting into various things while I'm here. You know. This and that.

Working on natural gas deals?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-13, 20:48

If someone comes up to me and is all like "yo let's make that natural gas action flow dawg. I got them fat stacks for you" then that's what I'm going to do. My business goes where the wind takes it.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-13, 20:49

Use some of those stacks to get me Doritos.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-13, 20:50

If you would just grt off your ass and pm me your address I'll send you some Doritos just so you shut up about it.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-13, 20:55

I'm afraid of the other stuff you will send me.

by **Nordic** 2016-02-13, 20:57

Kickstart is good and good for you I hate puppy monkey baby 55953254

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-13, 20:58

Turtleneck wrote:I'm afraid of the other stuff you will send me.

I solemnly swear I will only send you Doritos.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-13, 21:00

Nordic wrote:Kickstart is good and good for you

Is it like Dewshine?

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/homemade-dewshine-can-be-deadly-experts-warn/

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-13, 21:10

Turtleneck wrote:I am good. Thanks. When I was in the 7th grade, I did a report on the Burma road.

What the hell is Travis doing in Burma? Buying shaving cream?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-13, 21:11

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:I am good. Thanks. When I was in the 7th grade, I did a report on the Burma road.

What the hell is Travis doing in Burma? Buying shaving cream?

Doing deals. Making cheddar.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-13, 21:14

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

What the hell is Travis doing in Burma? Buying shaving cream?

Doing deals. Making cheddar.

Excuse me, was I talking to you? Was I talking to you? I don't think I was talking to you. I think I was talking to Turtleneck, is who I was talking to.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-13, 21:14

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

What the hell is Travis doing in Burma? Buying shaving cream?

Doing deals. Making cheddar.

Bullshit. They don't eat cheese in Myanmar.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-13, 21:15

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Doing deals. Making cheddar.

Excuse me, was I talking to you? Was I talking to you? I don't think I was talking to you. I think I was talking to Turtleneck, is who I was talking to.

Don't quote me ever again.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-13, 21:15

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Doing deals. Making cheddar.

Bullshit. They don't eat cheese in Myanmar.

I packed my own

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-13, 21:15

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Doing deals. Making cheddar.

Excuse me, was I talking to you? Was I talking to you? I don't think I was talking to you. I think I was talking to Turtleneck, is who I was talking to.

Ever since Travis moved to Myanmar his ego has been off the charts.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-13, 21:16

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Doing deals. Making cheddar.

Bullshit. They don't eat cheese in Myanmar.

.

Right. They eat the goats before they can make the cheddar.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-13, 21:16

Since you guys don't believe me, here's a picture I just took from my hotel room. Lol. Baller.

I hate puppy monkey baby 2Q==

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-13, 21:21

I don't see the cheese.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-13, 21:30

My bad. Here you go. The tables are pure white marble. It's outstanding.

I hate puppy monkey baby Cheddar-Cheese

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-13, 21:33

Cheese and temples in same pic or you're lying.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-13, 21:37

I was going to take the picture of the cheese and photoshop it over the temples in a really obvious fake kind of way but honestly, that's more effort than I'm willing to put in

Yes. I'm lying. I'm in Michigan. The only cheese within close proximity right now is Swiss.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-13, 21:38

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I was going to take the picture of the cheese and photoshop it over the temples in a really obvious fake kind of way but honestly, that's more effort than I'm willing to put in

Yes. I'm lying. I'm in Michigan. The only cheese within close proximity right now is Swiss.

Michigan. Myanmar. Same thing.

by **DWags** 2016-02-13, 21:40

Donald Trump might be imploding.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-13, 21:49

South Carolina loves the Bush family.

by **DWags** 2016-02-13, 21:50

Turtleneck wrote:South Carolina loves the Bush family.

Trump needs to learn when not to say anything.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-17, 21:48

gHost Spartan wrote:My daughter saw the video on YouTube and said "puppy monkey baby"

Are those her first words?

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-17, 21:55

gHost Spartan wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Are those her first words?
no

That's good. I am glad a child's first words were not puppy monkey baby.

by **DWags** 2016-02-17, 22:36

Could you eat that if you killed it? It's not legal in our country is it?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-02-17, 22:56

It's not very funny turtleneck.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-06-19, 11:30

Still hate puppy monkey baby.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-06-19, 15:03

Haven't seen that as in awhile. Are you cleaning out the dvr this weekend?

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