Would you guys like a Spartan Swill compound?

Group purchase?

http://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/index.ssf/2016/02/22_m_buys_a_private_lake_forme.html

We could be like the Lower Peninsula version of the Huron Mountain Club.

That was a reference, a tip of the cap if you will, to the late goodbar, who left us much too soon.

A little pricier, but let's do this.

Golfer Greg Norman puts incredible $55million Florida mansion up for sale - complete with its own putting green

Floyd Robertson wrote:A little pricier, but let's do this.

Golfer Greg Norman puts incredible $55million Florida mansion up for sale - complete with its own putting green

Yeah, but Florida. We'll all start doing Florida-specific crazy ass things and getting our names into the news, and I can't have my name in the news again.

tGreenWay wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:A little pricier, but let's do this.

Golfer Greg Norman puts incredible $55million Florida mansion up for sale - complete with its own putting green

Yeah, but Florida. We'll all start doing Florida-specific crazy ass things and getting our names into the news, and I can't have my name in the news again.  

At my age I need to start making a name myself.

Only if it's drug friendly.

SD should buy this for us.

No to the Florida mansion. Not secluded enough. X, you can do as many drugs as you want at tSwill compound.

It's too bad OTPT got a job because he could have been the year around care taker.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Yeah, but Florida. We'll all start doing Florida-specific crazy ass things and getting our names into the news, and I can't have my name in the news again.  

At my age I need to start making a name myself.

Damn it, alright. I'm in. I'm doing this for you, man.

Turtleneck wrote:No to the Florida mansion. Not secluded enough. X, you can do as many drugs as you want at tSwill compound.

Oh, sorry Floyd. Turtleck says no.

Turtleneck wrote:No to the Florida mansion. Not secluded enough. X, you can do as many drugs as you want at tSwill compound.

I second this. Needs to be approx 40 miles west of Munising or if it must be tropical, an island in Micronesia.

And 'yay!' To the second part.

Has to be at least 200 acres. All are welcome. LWS can hold Sunday church services, and afterward we we can all eat fresh pie baked by Loose. X will have the munchies by then. Just think of the possibilities...

gHost can off road (we can build him some mud runs), Nordic can fish in the lake, InTenSity can golf (we can build something for him),  we can add an air strip for Pulling69, a garden for Greenway, 50 year old women with kids for Roc, a rap battle station for OTPT, a statue of Coach Cal for Steve, a bar for Cameron, a comfy chair for DWags to pass out in every night, a Kroger for WBH, a fathead of Dominique Wilkins for Nigel, and I do not know what Bob likes. Maybe a drum kit for Bob, but he might play the same beat over-and-over-and-over again. Ohhhhh.....a Swill Band. Things just keep getting better.

And there's no rules, right?


....RIGHT?

Turtleneck wrote:Group purchase?

http://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/index.ssf/2016/02/22_m_buys_a_private_lake_forme.html

Im in. Lets see, 2.2 million divided by 15 posters. We can make this work, pay pal me the money.

Turtleneck wrote:Has to be at least 200 acres. All are welcome. LWS can hold Sunday church services, and afterward we we can all eat fresh pie baked by Loose. X will have the munchies by then. Just think of the possibilities...

gHost can off road (we can build him some mud runs), Nordic can fish in the lake, InTenSity can golf (we can build something for him),  we can add an air strip for Pulling69, a garden for Greenway, 50 year old women with kids for Roc, a rap battle station for OTPT, a statue of Coach Cal for Steve, a bar for Cameron, a comfy chair for DWags to pass out in every night, a Kroger for WBH, a fathead of Dominique Wilkins for Nigel, and I do not know what Bob likes. Maybe a drum kit for Bob, but he might play the same beat over-and-over-and-over again. Ohhhhh.....a Swill Band. Things just keep getting better.

I'd prefer we not put drum sticks into Bob's hands. Maybe we can just put up a stage for him to pretend there's a The Hold Steady concert happening.

And what about you, Turtleneck? What's there for you?

xsanguine wrote:And there's no rules, right?


....RIGHT?

There are some basic rules.

1) Do not steal from others.
2) Do not harm others.

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:Group purchase?

http://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/index.ssf/2016/02/22_m_buys_a_private_lake_forme.html

Im in. Lets see, 2.2 million divided by 15 posters. We can make this work, pay pal me the money.

How many days of the week do you say that to your parents?

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:Has to be at least 200 acres. All are welcome. LWS can hold Sunday church services, and afterward we we can all eat fresh pie baked by Loose. X will have the munchies by then. Just think of the possibilities...

gHost can off road (we can build him some mud runs), Nordic can fish in the lake, InTenSity can golf (we can build something for him),  we can add an air strip for Pulling69, a garden for Greenway, 50 year old women with kids for Roc, a rap battle station for OTPT, a statue of Coach Cal for Steve, a bar for Cameron, a comfy chair for DWags to pass out in every night, a Kroger for WBH, a fathead of Dominique Wilkins for Nigel, and I do not know what Bob likes. Maybe a drum kit for Bob, but he might play the same beat over-and-over-and-over again. Ohhhhh.....a Swill Band. Things just keep getting better.

I'd prefer we not put drum sticks into Bob's hands. Maybe we can just put up a stage for him to pretend there's a The Hold Steady concert happening.

And what about you, Turtleneck? What's there for you?

I get a library. There will be books and not one single video game.

tGreenWay wrote:

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

Im in. Lets see, 2.2 million divided by 15 posters. We can make this work, pay pal me the money.

How many days of the week do you say that to your parents?

Turtleneck wrote:

xsanguine wrote:And there's no rules, right?


....RIGHT?

There are some basic rules.

1) Do not steal from others.
2) Do not harm others.

There's no chance of tTy agreeing to that second rule.

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


I'd prefer we not put drum sticks into Bob's hands. Maybe we can just put up a stage for him to pretend there's a The Hold Steady concert happening.

And what about you, Turtleneck? What's there for you?

I get a library. There will be books and not one single video game.

That sounds delightful. Will these be everyday hardcover and paperback books, or fancy schmancy leather bound reading materials?

tGreenWay wrote:

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

Im in. Lets see, 2.2 million divided by 15 posters. We can make this work, pay pal me the money.

How many days of the week do you say that to your parents?

I just need a walk-in cigar humidor to make me happy and we can get this thing finalized.

Turtleneck wrote:

xsanguine wrote:And there's no rules, right?


....RIGHT?

There are some basic rules.

1) Do not steal from others.
2) Do not harm others.

But then who will build the roads?

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


How many days of the week do you say that to your parents?

I just need a walk-in cigar humidor to make me happy and we can get this thing finalized.

We? You're not a part of this. In fact, part of the reason I'm in is to get away from you but still be able to hang with my brothers and one sister here. Except I'm going to have sexy thoughts about Dendro even if I call her my sister.

tGreenWay wrote:

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

I just need a walk-in cigar humidor to make me happy and we can get this thing finalized.

We?  You're not a part of this. In fact, part of the reason I'm in is to get away from you but still be able to hang with my brothers and one sister here.  Except I'm going to have sexy thoughts about Dendro even if I call her my sister.  

You guys can't afford it without some conservatives helping.  We can build other compounds on the land to separate the liberals.

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


We?  You're not a part of this. In fact, part of the reason I'm in is to get away from you but still be able to hang with my brothers and one sister here.  Except I'm going to have sexy thoughts about Dendro even if I call her my sister.  

You guys can't afford it without some conservatives helping.  We can build other compounds on the land to separate the liberals.

Bullshit. You won't be any part of this. And we already have conservatives in our group. We don't want you and we sure as hell don't need your imaginary money.

Turtleneck wrote:Has to be at least 200 acres. All are welcome. LWS can hold Sunday church services, and afterward we we can all eat fresh pie baked by Loose. X will have the munchies by then. Just think of the possibilities...

gHost can off road (we can build him some mud runs), Nordic can fish in the lake, InTenSity can golf (we can build something for him),  we can add an air strip for Pulling69, a garden for Greenway, 50 year old women with kids for Roc, a rap battle station for OTPT, a statue of Coach Cal for Steve, a bar for Cameron, a comfy chair for DWags to pass out in every night, a Kroger for WBH, a fathead of Dominique Wilkins for Nigel, and I do not know what Bob likes. Maybe a drum kit for Bob, but he might play the same beat over-and-over-and-over again. Ohhhhh.....a Swill Band. Things just keep getting better.

:(

tGreenWay wrote:

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

You guys can't afford it without some conservatives helping.  We can build other compounds on the land  to separate the liberals.

Bullshit. You won't be any part of this. And we already have conservatives in our group.  We don't want you and we sure as hell don't need your imaginary money.  

OTPT would vote me in as I would bring over hookers 24/7. He is a mod, the one who makes decisions. You may be voted out.

gHost Spartan wrote:I prefer buying a much more isolated island somewhere in the middle of the ocean.

I saw some islands while flying to the Dry Tortugas. You could inquire about those.

gHost Spartan wrote:I prefer buying a much more isolated island somewhere in the middle of the ocean.

I am currently bidding on an old off shore oil rig. If I get the bid, I will be moving there and will not be under the jurisdiction of any government other than the new government of Turtleneckia.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:Has to be at least 200 acres. All are welcome. LWS can hold Sunday church services, and afterward we we can all eat fresh pie baked by Loose. X will have the munchies by then. Just think of the possibilities...

gHost can off road (we can build him some mud runs), Nordic can fish in the lake, InTenSity can golf (we can build something for him),  we can add an air strip for Pulling69, a garden for Greenway, 50 year old women with kids for Roc, a rap battle station for OTPT, a statue of Coach Cal for Steve, a bar for Cameron, a comfy chair for DWags to pass out in every night, a Kroger for WBH, a fathead of Dominique Wilkins for Nigel, and I do not know what Bob likes. Maybe a drum kit for Bob, but he might play the same beat over-and-over-and-over again. Ohhhhh.....a Swill Band. Things just keep getting better.

:(

I don't know what you like. You will not be left out. But Pylon will be there.

Turtleneck wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

:(

I don't know what you like. You will not be left out. But Pylon will be there.

Can we have separate wings?

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


Bullshit. You won't be any part of this. And we already have conservatives in our group.  We don't want you and we sure as hell don't need your imaginary money.  

OTPT would vote me in as I would bring over hookers 24/7. He is a mod, the one who makes decisions. You may be voted out.

Like you're out? At least I'm in now, something you'll never experience.

xsanguine wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

There are some basic rules.

1) Do not steal from others.
2) Do not harm others.

But then who will build the roads?

Nobody will be forced to build roads. It will be a cooperative effort. All will labor and all will enjoy.

On second thought, can capture UM fans and force them to build all of this shit. They do not deserve better. I hope The Dude likes ditch digging and masonry.

tGreenWay wrote:

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

OTPT would vote me in as I would bring over hookers 24/7.  He is a mod, the one who makes decisions.  You may be voted out.

Like you're out? At least I'm in now, something you'll never experience.  

Ha,the cool kids will just buy a private island in the south pacific that has over 110 acres. Loser. I have boats in California that can get us there.

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/dao-island

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


Like you're out? At least I'm in now, something you'll never experience.  

Ha,the cool kids will just buy a private island in the south pacific that has over 110 acres. Loser. I have boats in California that can get us there.

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/dao-island

No, you don't.

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


Like you're out? At least I'm in now, something you'll never experience.  

Ha,the cool kids will just buy a private island in the south pacific that has over 110 acres. Loser. I have boats in California that can get us there.

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/dao-island

Your island will be full of weak fools compromised by the temptation of women and drugs. At the compound you will find only well trained warriors whose profession is war. We will sail to your island, slaughter all of you, and take what we want. If it war that you seek, it is war that you will have. But know the Pacific will run red with your blood.

I'm just kidding. We will be trading partners.

Turtleneck wrote:

gHost Spartan wrote:I prefer buying a much more isolated island somewhere in the middle of the ocean.

I am currently bidding on an old off shore oil rig. If I get the bid, I will be moving there and will not be under the jurisdiction of any government other than the new government of Turtleneckia.

Will you be issuing currency, like Turtlebucks?