Well Hello Spartan Swill Peeps!

Well howdy folks!  Been a long time since I've seen some of you guys!  Glad to have found a new place to hang out.

Welcome to tSwill, Lorenzo.

I move to put Lorenzo in Geronte status. Nigel, please get on this.

Floyd Robertson wrote:Welcome to tSwill, Lorenzo.

I move to put Lorenzo in Geronte status.  Nigel, please get on this.

Nigel is on a recruiting trip this afternoon.

I've heard of your exploits, but am not familiar with them. Please play some of your greatest hits.

Sup, brah?

YES!!!!! YES!!!!! YES!!!!! YES!!!!! YES!!!!! YES!!!!! YES!!!!! YES!!!!! YES!!!!! YES!!!!! YES!!!!!

Welcome aboard!

Howdy, welcome to the swill.

Welcome! I think you'll like it here

Floyd Robertson wrote:Welcome to tSwill, Lorenzo.

I move to put Lorenzo in Geronte status. Nigel, please get on this.

Hold on there!! We don't just go handing those things out anymore. This is surius bidness.

How do we know that's really Lorenzo?

Lorenzo White? I sat down the row from you during the Wisky Hail Mary game.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Lorenzo White? I sat down the row from you during the Wisky Hail Mary game.

Lo White is not a Texan (other than playing for the Houston Oilers...Lorenzo the Oiler?). He's from Ft. Lauderdale.

jeebus, let's not ejaculate prematurely.

AMwood wrote:jeebus, let's not ejaculate prematurely.

Too late... I'll get a Kleenex.

If it's the real Lorenzo the Texan, he absolutely needs to be a Geronte right away.

MiamiSpartan wrote:If it's the real Lorenzo the Texan, he absolutely needs to be a Geronte right away.

Infinitied.

MiamiSpartan wrote:If it's the real Lorenzo the Texan, he absolutely needs to be a Geronte right away.

Definitely a legacy if legit.

Gomer wrote:How do we know that's really Lorenzo?

I can verify this pretty easily.

Lo' name the Patty Smyth song that you so eloquently quoted at Fish Camp '12 on the way back from breakfast at the Hofbrau.

EDIT: Could have been Fish Camp '11... Time flies n stuff...

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
what up, G?

it's a great place to hang out.. jump in, the water is warm.. (though it might be from Turtleneck peeing in it)..

I told you, I'm not the one that peed on your rug at your Cotton Bowl watch party!

Another: In the big Van Halen split who did you side with, David or the band?

MiamiSpartan wrote:If it's the real Lorenzo the Texan, he absolutely needs to be a Geronte right away.

OK, as I'm new here - what's a Geronte? Does it give me special privileges? Access to special nudie sections?

And oh, it's me. Is this board gonna get a Tater Tot reunion going???

tTy wrote:

I can verify this pretty easily.

Lo' name the Patty Smyth song that you so eloquently quoted at Fish Camp '12 on the way back from breakfast at the Hofbrau.

EDIT: Could have been Fish Camp '11... Time flies n stuff...

That would be the Warrior. All I remember from fish camp is passing out on a pile of shoes downstairs. That was uncomfortable.

Bring back Pinnconning Cheese and Zippy, and this place might amount to something worthwhile.

Lorenzo the Texan wrote:

That would be the Warrior. All I remember from fish camp is passing out on a pile of shoes downstairs. That was uncomfortable.

Guys, this is indeed Lo' Tex v1.0

Lorenzo the Texan wrote:

That would be the Warrior. All I remember from fish camp is passing out on a pile of shoes downstairs. That was uncomfortable.

Sounds like a much swankier fish camp than the ones I've been to if you have to check your shoes at da door.

Lorenzo the Texan wrote:Well howdy folks!  Been a long time since I've seen some of you guys!  Glad to have found a new place to hang out.

Welcome good sir. You are now among gentlemen and scholars.

Hi! Nice to meet you!

AMwood wrote:jeebus, let's not ejaculate prematurely.

I pre'd my pants

Lorenzo the Texan wrote:Well howdy folks!  Been a long time since I've seen some of you guys!  Glad to have found a new place to hang out.

Welcome. Glad you found the place, hope you hang around!