Safe Haven Baby Boxes installed in Indiana

by **NigelUno** Fri 6 May 2016 - 13:10

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/national/safe-haven-baby-boxes-installed-indiana/nrHyW/

Safe Haven Baby Boxes installed in Indiana Baby_Boxes_Will

"The box, which is temperature controlled and has a padded inside, is electronically monitored and sounds an alarm witht the fire station whenever the door is opened."

Shocked

by **Cameron** Fri 6 May 2016 - 13:13

Um, what?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Fri 6 May 2016 - 13:17

What do you do if it's full? Just leave it outside the box?

by **Turtleneck** Fri 6 May 2016 - 13:21

Trumpification of America

by **tGreenWay** Fri 6 May 2016 - 13:24

How do they expect a baby to crawl up there, let alone open that thing with their tiny baby arms?

by **Floyd Robertson** Fri 6 May 2016 - 13:25

Probably a knee-jerk reaction to seeing this story in the news yesterday about a California woman who abandoned three babies from three separate pregnancies in grocery sacks in the 80s.

California Mom Reveals Why She Abandoned 3 Babies at Birth 3 Separate Times

by **Rocinante** Fri 6 May 2016 - 13:30

I'm really glad that Rosanne Barr has a new cause to put her energy into.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Fri 6 May 2016 - 13:31

Just gotta go drop of the kid. What the fuck?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Fri 6 May 2016 - 13:33

Hey... Idea! Do you guys think it's too late for us to cram otpt into one of those boxes?

by **InTenSity** Fri 6 May 2016 - 13:35

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Just gotta go drop of the kid. What the fuck?

Some states have some type of haven laws. I think Nebraska has one. Where you can drop your newborn off without fear of prosecution. I believe they are designed so that instead of endangering the infant, the state has said they will take care of the child.

by **Floyd Robertson** Fri 6 May 2016 - 13:44

InTenSity wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Just gotta go drop of the kid. What the fuck?
Some states have some type of haven laws. I think Nebraska has one. Where you can drop your newborn off without fear of prosecution. I believe they are designed so that instead of endangering the infant, the state has said they will take care of the child.

I thought in most states you could drop newborns off at fire stations.

by **Rocinante** Fri 6 May 2016 - 13:48

Floyd Robertson wrote:
InTenSity wrote:
Some states have some type of haven laws. I think Nebraska has one. Where you can drop your newborn off without fear of prosecution. I believe they are designed so that instead of endangering the infant, the state has said they will take care of the child.

I thought in most states you could drop newborns off at fire stations.

That's a weird place. What the fuck do firemen know about babies?

by **tGreenWay** Fri 6 May 2016 - 13:55

Rocinante wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

I thought in most states you could drop newborns off at fire stations.

That's a weird place. What the fuck do firemen know about babies?

They don't, but they have a lot of experience saving kittens and it's pretty much the same thing.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Fri 6 May 2016 - 14:00

it looks like the sort of thing where you might get charged a late fee..

like if the kid has a beard or there's evidence of a hip replacement or corrective eyewear.. they might charge you 10 cents/day.

by **NigelUno** Fri 6 May 2016 - 14:08

Robert J Sakimano wrote:it looks like the sort of thing where you might get charged a late fee..

like if the kid has a beard or there's evidence of a hip replacement or corrective eyewear.. they might charge you 10 cents/day.

I'm just glad we live in such a progressive culture/society where easy solutions like these are available.

by **InTenSity** Fri 6 May 2016 - 14:14

Can I drop my kids off for a few hours and then pick em up later?

by **The_Dude** Fri 6 May 2016 - 14:21

fucking liberals affraid

by **Turtleneck** Fri 6 May 2016 - 14:32

The_Dude wrote:fucking liberals

I thought this was in Indiana?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Fri 6 May 2016 - 14:38

Turtleneck wrote:
The_Dude wrote:fucking liberals

I thought this was in Indiana?

And being sponsored by the Knights of Columbus, who are not liberal in the least. The Dude is pretty dumb, so this is his stock response.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Fri 6 May 2016 - 14:38

What's my garage for then

by **I.B. Fine** Fri 6 May 2016 - 14:43

Rocinante wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

I thought in most states you could drop newborns off at fire stations.

That's a weird place. What the fuck do firemen know about babies?

duh! where do you think firemen come from in the first place?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Fri 6 May 2016 - 14:44

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:What's my garage for then

These words don't make any sense otpt. That's why I'm going to jam you in a baby box.

Baby box. Heh.

by **The_Dude** Fri 6 May 2016 - 14:45

Turtleneck wrote:
The_Dude wrote:fucking liberals

I thought this was in Indiana?

It was a joke, Francis. Razz

Have a great Friday bros. Almost beer 30!

by **Nordic** Fri 6 May 2016 - 14:45

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Hey... Idea! Do you guys think it's too late for us to cram otpt into one of those boxes?

Hold on let me do some quick measurements.... yep, should work Safe Haven Baby Boxes installed in Indiana 55953254

by **I.B. Fine** Fri 6 May 2016 - 14:45

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:What's my garage for then

These words don't make any sense otpt. That's why I'm going to jam you in a baby box.

Baby box. Heh.

yet another euphemism.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Fri 6 May 2016 - 14:50

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Hey... Idea! Do you guys think it's too late for us to cram otpt into one of those boxes?

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by **tGreenWay** Fri 6 May 2016 - 14:52

Nobody puts baby in a box.

by **AMwood** Fri 6 May 2016 - 16:06

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:What do you do if it's full? Just leave it outside the box?

you just push really hard and the other baby will fall inside.

by **tGreenWay** Fri 6 May 2016 - 16:09

AMwood wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:What do you do if it's full? Just leave it outside the box?

you just push really hard and the other baby will fall inside.

We're coming close to writing a joke here.

by **Turtleneck** Fri 6 May 2016 - 16:22

The_Dude wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

I thought this was in Indiana?

It was a joke, Francis.

Have a great Friday bros. Almost beer 30!

Golly gee, I hope you git-r-done, too!!

by Guest Fri 6 May 2016 - 16:30

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

I thought this was in Indiana?

And being sponsored by the Knights of Columbus, who are not liberal in the least. The Dude is pretty dumb, so this is his stock response.

Not trying to start a fight here, just an explanation for those that don't know the origin of Knights of Columbus.

Knights of Columbus = Catholic's men's organization = pro life = trying to walk the walk and not just talk it. Obviously it's not the best solution but it's certainly better than some of the things you hear about desperate mothers doing with newborns.

by **Turtleneck** Fri 6 May 2016 - 17:01

LooseGoose wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

And being sponsored by the Knights of Columbus, who are not liberal in the least. The Dude is pretty dumb, so this is his stock response.

Not trying to start a fight here, just an explanation for those that don't know the origin of Knights of Columbus.

Knights of Columbus = Catholic's men's organization = pro life = trying to walk the walk and not just talk it. Obviously it's not the best solution but it's certainly better than some of the things you hear about desperate mothers doing with newborns.

You know some asshole teenagers are going to stick fast food and Tickle Me Elmo dolls in those things.

by Guest Fri 6 May 2016 - 17:05

Turtleneck wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

Not trying to start a fight here, just an explanation for those that don't know the origin of Knights of Columbus.

Knights of Columbus = Catholic's men's organization = pro life = trying to walk the walk and not just talk it. Obviously it's not the best solution but it's certainly better than some of the things you hear about desperate mothers doing with newborns.

You know some asshole teenagers are going to stick fast food and Tickle Me Elmo dolls in those things.

Probably. Anyone else think of the episode of MASH with the baby left in the Lazy Susan at the monastery?

by **tGreenWay** Fri 6 May 2016 - 17:45

Turtleneck wrote:
The_Dude wrote:

It was a joke, Francis.

Have a great Friday bros. Almost beer 30!

Golly gee, I hope you git-r-done, too!!

by **Death Roe** Fri 6 May 2016 - 18:01

Anyone who says "Beer O'Clock" or "Beer Thirty" is a complete redneck toolbag.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Fri 6 May 2016 - 18:03

Death Roe wrote:Anyone who says "Beer O'Clock" or "Beer Thirty" is a complete redneck toolbag.

I am shocked that the dude is a redneck toolbag death roe. None of us could have predicted it.

by **Death Roe** Fri 6 May 2016 - 18:04

I am truly flabbergasted.

by **Death Roe** Fri 6 May 2016 - 18:04

For The_Dude:

flab·ber·gast
ˈflabərˌɡast/
verbinformal
past tense: flabbergasted; past participle: flabbergasted
surprise (someone) greatly; astonish.
"this news has left me totally flabbergasted"

by **Nordic** Fri 6 May 2016 - 18:09

Turtleneck wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

Not trying to start a fight here, just an explanation for those that don't know the origin of Knights of Columbus.

Knights of Columbus = Catholic's men's organization = pro life = trying to walk the walk and not just talk it. Obviously it's not the best solution but it's certainly better than some of the things you hear about desperate mothers doing with newborns.

You know some asshole teenagers are going to stick fast food and Tickle Me Elmo dolls in those things.

...or poo

by **The_Dude** Fri 6 May 2016 - 18:14

Death Roe wrote:Anyone who says "Beer O'Clock" or "Beer Thirty" is a complete redneck toolbag.

I drink good beer, don't use tobacco, don't own a gun, dress kind of preppy, white collar career, and am not a handyman. Probably one of the least redneck people on here.

It's officially beer 30 bros!

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