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Post by Floyd Robertson 2016-05-07, 16:31

Because Americans are so dumb they might mistake you for a terrorist

Ivy League economist ethnically profiled, interrogated for doing math on American Airlines flight 

That Something she’d seen had been her seatmate’s cryptic notes, scrawled in a script she didn’t recognize. Maybe it was code, or some foreign lettering, possibly the details of a plot to destroy the dozens of innocent lives aboard American Airlines Flight 3950. She may have felt it her duty to alert the authorities just to be safe. The curly-haired man was, the agent informed him politely, suspected of terrorism.
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Post by Clarett's Folly 2016-05-07, 17:01

Hahahahahahaha!... HAHAHAHAHA!!...
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Post by DWags 2016-05-07, 17:16

This is like the communist witch hunts of the 50's.
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Post by Turtleneck 2016-05-07, 17:25

DWags wrote:This is like the communist witch hunts of the 50's.

Or the Blue Scare on this board last year. Travis is a blue.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2016-05-07, 17:26

Turtleneck wrote:....blue....
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Post by DWags 2016-05-07, 17:29

Turtleneck wrote:
DWags wrote:This is like the communist witch hunts of the 50's.

Or the Blue Scare on this board last year. Travis is a blue.

That was real.
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Post by Turtleneck 2016-05-07, 17:51

We didn't get them all, but we got most of them. Some we got might not have been blues, but sacrifices were necessary to move the board forward.
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Post by SpartanInNH 2016-05-07, 20:05

Floyd Robertson wrote:Because Americans are so dumb they might mistake you for a terrorist

Ivy League economist ethnically profiled, interrogated for doing math on American Airlines flight 

That Something she’d seen had been her seatmate’s cryptic notes, scrawled in a script she didn’t recognize. Maybe it was code, or some foreign lettering, possibly the details of a plot to destroy the dozens of innocent lives aboard American Airlines Flight 3950. She may have felt it her duty to alert the authorities just to be safe. The curly-haired man was, the agent informed him politely, suspected of terrorism.

Obviously something was wrong -- he wouldn't pay attention to her.

I don't know which is worse, the lack of math literacy, or the lack of recognition of foreign languages.
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Post by tGreenWay 2016-05-07, 20:57

Randy Newman should remix his Short People song and change the title to Smart People. It can be an American anthem.
"Don't want no smart people 'round here."
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Post by StylesGShmooth 2016-05-07, 23:29

Doing hand-written math on a commerical flight is ill-advised Nerd-homero-universitario-620x420

That's what you get for doing Diff EQ on a plane. Get back to your library or LARP area. And don't think about pulling out any Linear work.
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Post by Dr. Strangelove 2016-05-08, 06:31

Look at this motherfucker - he's lucky he didn't get tased.

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Post by BleacherSwill 2016-05-08, 16:05

He should have gotten tased for not looking Amurican enough.
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Post by tGreenWay 2016-05-08, 17:04

StylesGShmooth wrote:Doing hand-written math on a commerical flight is ill-advised Nerd-homero-universitario-620x420

That's what you get for doing Diff EQ on a plane. Get back to your library or LARP area. And don't think about pulling out any Linear work.


The level of pleasure I take in not understanding any of what you've just written is indescribable.
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Post by Floyd Robertson 2016-05-08, 17:09

Dr. Strangelove wrote:Look at this motherfucker - he's lucky he didn't get tased.

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I don't know why anyone would taze 1980s Elvis Costello or Jeff Goldblum. Well, maybe Goldblum.
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Post by DWags 2016-05-08, 17:13

Floyd Robertson wrote:
Dr. Strangelove wrote:Look at this motherfucker - he's lucky he didn't get tased.

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I don't know why anyone would taze 1980s Elvis Costello or Jeff Goldblum. Well, maybe Goldblum.

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Fucking nailed it with Costello.
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Post by SpartanInNH 2016-05-08, 17:20

DWags wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

I don't know why anyone would taze 1980s Elvis Costello or Jeff Goldblum. Well, maybe Goldblum.

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Fucking nailed it with Costello.

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Post by CheesySpartan 2016-05-08, 21:10

OP...Add "Brown-skined" at the beginning or Bobby Sak will be pissed tomorrow morning:-)
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Post by pulling69 2016-05-08, 21:24

If his beard was a little thicker he could have invented Star Wars

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Post by Blanch32 2016-05-09, 10:29

How many rcmbers should be arrested for posting over there on a plane?
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2016-05-09, 10:35

it's fun to laugh at dumb Americans.. Doing hand-written math on a commerical flight is ill-advised 502811600
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Post by SpartanInNH 2016-05-09, 21:53

Robert J Sakimano wrote:it's fun to laugh at dumb Americans.. Doing hand-written math on a commerical flight is ill-advised 502811600

How do you know she was American, asshole? Doing hand-written math on a commerical flight is ill-advised 1896033241
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Post by Turtleneck 2016-05-09, 21:54

SpartanInNH wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:it's fun to laugh at dumb Americans.. Doing hand-written math on a commerical flight is ill-advised 502811600

How do you know she was American, asshole? Doing hand-written math on a commerical flight is ill-advised 1896033241

Because she was wearing flip flops.
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