DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
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DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
Tried to catch up and throw out the secret swill sign to see of it was you, but to no avail
Mfer you drive fast
Mfer you drive fast
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The problem with giving DWags the secret Swill sign is that he gets the sign from everybody else.
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
You just busted my daughter. Thanks.
So last night she says "daddy, my commander say abs, bas, and the light that shows a car with squiggly lines behind it all the time". I say em, when did that start happening? She says she has to go to east Lansing today and can she take the truck. I say yep, I'll get your car looked at. So, yeah, she drove it to EL today. Are you saying she was speeding?
Busted by an Internet dude. .
So last night she says "daddy, my commander say abs, bas, and the light that shows a car with squiggly lines behind it all the time". I say em, when did that start happening? She says she has to go to east Lansing today and can she take the truck. I say yep, I'll get your car looked at. So, yeah, she drove it to EL today. Are you saying she was speeding?
Busted by an Internet dude. .
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
Please record that conversation.
"A guy in the Internet said you were speeding."
"Uh, dad, what?"
"This guy on this internet thing I do, he said you were speeding."
"What site?"
"Oh god no don't you ever look at that ever."
"Is this some weird fetish porn site?"
"No, why would it be? But please don't ever look ever."
"That's some sick shit dad."
"A guy in the Internet said you were speeding."
"Uh, dad, what?"
"This guy on this internet thing I do, he said you were speeding."
"What site?"
"Oh god no don't you ever look at that ever."
"Is this some weird fetish porn site?"
"No, why would it be? But please don't ever look ever."
"That's some sick shit dad."
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Please record that conversation.
"A guy in the Internet said you were speeding."
"Uh, dad, what?"
"This guy on this internet thing I do, he said you were speeding."
"What site?"
"Oh god no don't you ever look at that ever."
"Is this some weird fetish porn site?"
"No, why would it be? But please don't ever look ever."
"That's some sick shit dad."
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Re: DWags you drive a truck up to EL today?
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Please record that conversation.
"A guy in the Internet said you were speeding."
"Uh, dad, what?"
"This guy on this internet thing I do, he said you were speeding."
"What site?"
"Oh god no don't you ever look at that ever."
"Is this some weird fetish porn site?"
"No, why would it be? But please don't ever look ever."
"That's some sick shit dad."
Shit good point. I remember when I told the wife I was a mod on this sight. She just kind of looked at me with an expression that's hard to explain.
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Please record that conversation.
"A guy in the Internet said you were speeding."
"Uh, dad, what?"
"This guy on this internet thing I do, he said you were speeding."
"What site?"
"Oh god no don't you ever look at that ever."
"Is this some weird fetish porn site again? Is this the shemale little people thing again, dad? I thought you saw a therapist? "
"No, why would it be? But please don't ever look ever."
"That's some sick shit dad."
Fixed for accuracy. Sorry. Didn't want to mess with your work, but...
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DWags wrote:Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Please record that conversation.
"A guy in the Internet said you were speeding."
"Uh, dad, what?"
"This guy on this internet thing I do, he said you were speeding."
"What site?"
"Oh god no don't you ever look at that ever."
"Is this some weird fetish porn site?"
"No, why would it be? But please don't ever look ever."
"That's some sick shit dad."
Shit good point. I remember when I told the wife I was a mod on this sight. She just kind of looked at me with an expression that's hard to explain.
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Wait, how's did you know it was DWags truck? Does he drive one of those with a hat on top??
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Triple Sparty wrote:Wait, how's did you know it was DWags truck? Does he drive one of those with a hat on top??
He has a giant pair of truck nuts that say DWAGZ NUTS
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Turtleneck wrote:Triple Sparty wrote:Wait, how's did you know it was DWags truck? Does he drive one of those with a hat on top??
He has a giant pair of truck nuts that say DWAGZ NUTS
And they're wearing a hat
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DWags wrote:Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Please record that conversation.
"A guy in the Internet said you were speeding."
"Uh, dad, what?"
"This guy on this internet thing I do, he said you were speeding."
"What site?"
"Oh god no don't you ever look at that ever."
"Is this some weird fetish porn site?"
"No, why would it be? But please don't ever look ever."
"That's some sick shit dad."
Shit good point. I remember when I told the wife I was a mod on this sight. She just kind of looked at me with an expression that's hard to explain.
Jesus, I pray that your family members don't read your shit on here. I'm embarrassed for them.
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Triple Sparty wrote:Wait, how's did you know it was DWags truck? Does he drive one of those with a hat on top??
I can just picture Dwags driving around like a NAPA dude but the hat says tSwill Mod.
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Floyd Robertson wrote:Triple Sparty wrote:Wait, how's did you know it was DWags truck? Does he drive one of those with a hat on top??
I can just picture Dwags driving around like a NAPA dude but the hat says tSwill Mod.
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LOL, cool truck.
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Floyd Robertson wrote:Triple Sparty wrote:Wait, how's did you know it was DWags truck? Does he drive one of those with a hat on top??
I can just picture Dwags driving around like a NAPA dude but the hat says tSwill Mod.
DWags Know How
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Has Travis ever apologized, gHost?
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DWags wrote:You just busted my daughter. Thanks.
So last night she says "daddy, my commander say abs, bas, and the light that shows a car with squiggly lines behind it all the time". I say em, when did that start happening? She says she has to go to east Lansing today and can she take the truck. I say yep, I'll get your car looked at. So, yeah, she drove it to EL today. Are you saying she was speeding?
Busted by an Internet dude. .
Didn't know it was you but when I saw the combination of bumber stickers first thing I thought was dwags
Got up around 90 for a while but still trailed/fell behind
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gHost Spartan wrote:What combination of bumper stickers?CORNER BLITZ wrote:
Didn't know it was you but when I saw the combination of bumber stickers first thing I thought was dwags
Got up around 90 for a while but still trailed/fell behind
Vote for Bernie, Debbie Stabenow for Senate, Obama 2012 and You can't hug your child with nuclear arms.
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Plus a license plate frame that says My other ride is your mom.
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90? Damn I'm going to have to bring this up somehow. If you're being accurate. I know she's pushed upper 70's with me in the car, but that's a bit much.
Bumper stickers:
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27-23 blow me assholes
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If it was those three on a while Silverado that was my kid driving to fast.
Bumper stickers:
Perles for President 92
27-23 blow me assholes
Swill Mod
If it was those three on a while Silverado that was my kid driving to fast.
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CORNER BLITZ wrote:DWags wrote:You just busted my daughter. Thanks.
So last night she says "daddy, my commander say abs, bas, and the light that shows a car with squiggly lines behind it all the time". I say em, when did that start happening? She says she has to go to east Lansing today and can she take the truck. I say yep, I'll get your car looked at. So, yeah, she drove it to EL today. Are you saying she was speeding?
Busted by an Internet dude. .
Didn't know it was you but when I saw the combination of bumber stickers first thing I thought was dwags
Got up around 90 for a while but still trailed/fell behind
Rat. You're fucking banned now from this Internet message board for being a snitch bitch.
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gHost Spartan wrote:What combination of bumper stickers?CORNER BLITZ wrote:
Didn't know it was you but when I saw the combination of bumber stickers first thing I thought was dwags
Got up around 90 for a while but still trailed/fell behind
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Welp, leaving for a road test for the youngest to get her license. This one has the crazy wayyyyy more than the older one. Wish me luck.
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DWags wrote:Welp, leaving for a road test for the youngest to get her license. This one has the crazy wayyyyy more than the older one. Wish me luck.
IT's been great knowing you, maybe tWife's next husband will get the brickwork done.
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DWags wrote:Welp, leaving for a road test for the youngest to get her license. This one has the crazy wayyyyy more than the older one. Wish me luck.
If she's crazy and has daddy issues, you're in for a long decade.
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tGreenWay wrote:DWags wrote:Welp, leaving for a road test for the youngest to get her license. This one has the crazy wayyyyy more than the older one. Wish me luck.
If she's crazy and has daddy issues, you're in for a long decade.
I don't know what daddy issues means other than that she doesn't think I'm cool. I tell her I am. She doesn't buy it.
She passed by the way.
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DWags wrote:
I don't know what daddy issues means other than that she doesn't think I'm cool. I tell her I am. She doesn't buy it.
She sounds pretty smart.
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DWags wrote:tGreenWay wrote:
If she's crazy and has daddy issues, you're in for a long decade.
I don't know what daddy issues means other than that she doesn't think I'm cool. I tell her I am. She doesn't buy it.
She passed by the way.
Dads that build wood fired brick pizza ovens are cool.
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If there are any daddy issues they will come out in time. They always do.
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"Daddy"?
How old is she?
How old is she?
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LooseGoose wrote:DWags wrote:
I don't know what daddy issues means other than that she doesn't think I'm cool. I tell her I am. She doesn't buy it.
She passed by the way.
Dads that build wood fired brick pizza ovens are cool.
Ha. Not this guy.
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DWags wrote:tGreenWay wrote:
If she's crazy and has daddy issues, you're in for a long decade.
I don't know what daddy issues means other than that she doesn't think I'm cool. I tell her I am. She doesn't buy it.
She passed by the way.
Congrats to her and you!
Daddy issues, btw, I don't are going to be a problem for you because you're an active dad with healthy relationships with your kids. Those women with daddy issues are known to sleep around more than the average woman. You should have known that when you were an undergrad. It's an important piece of info when hitting bars and parties in search of strange.
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