Dear Prius and mini van driver
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Dear Prius and mini van driver
Stay the hell out of the fast lane you pathetic losers.
tanfan!- Spartiate
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Come down to Miami. Orlando can't be much better though. All I know is that for some reason people around here think that merging onto the highway at 30 mph is the safest thing to do. Or they are confused that the speed limit is posted in MPH and not KM/PH.Tanfan! wrote:Stay the hell out of the fast lane you pathetic losers.
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Re: Dear Prius and mini van driver
I was just there last Friday. That traffic is terrible. I was in coral gables.
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Mini van drivers fly. At least of what I see. In Florida I imagine they're very old though.
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You should have PM'd me. I work in CG. Could have met you somewhere for lunch. Then again I left work at 4 to go play Doral.Tanfan! wrote:I was just there last Friday. That traffic is terrible. I was in coral gables.
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do Doral's parents know this?InTenSity wrote:You should have PM'd me. I work in CG. Could have met you somewhere for lunch. Then again I left work at 4 to go play Doral.Tanfan! wrote:I was just there last Friday. That traffic is terrible. I was in coral gables.
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InTenSity wrote:You should have PM'd me. I work in CG. Could have met you somewhere for lunch. Then again I left work at 4 to go play Doral.Tanfan! wrote:I was just there last Friday. That traffic is terrible. I was in coral gables.
I had speaking engagement. I was there all day. Sucked.
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I hope you got a nice dinner out of it.Tanfan! wrote:InTenSity wrote:
You should have PM'd me. I work in CG. Could have met you somewhere for lunch. Then again I left work at 4 to go play Doral.
I had speaking engagement. I was there all day. Sucked.
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DWags wrote:Mini van drivers fly. At least of what I see. In Florida I imagine they're very old though.
Not from my experiences. And I could see Orlando being the minivan Mecca for families bringing little shits to Disney.
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Re: Dear Prius and mini van driver
I'm aggressive as shit if people are cruising in the fast lane... I'm drafting you if you're going 70.. I'll make it dangerous if you're going to really be that oblivious about it. It's amazing how widespread the ignorance about such a basic road rule is void in people's minds.
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Classic debate between the ignorant majority that think the left lane is the 'fast lane' open to their interpretation of what is fast, rather than using it for passing as intended. A certain message board proprietor believes if he drives the speed limit he is entitled to drive in the left lane as long as he'd like.xsanguine wrote:I'm aggressive as shit if people are cruising in the fast lane... I'm drafting you if you're going 70.. I'll make it dangerous if you're going to really be that oblivious about it. It's amazing how widespread the ignorance about such a basic road rule is void in people's minds.
Also, understanding 'merge' and 'yield' should be reintroduced in the grade school curriculum because it seems nobody has a clue what they mean.
..and screw Prius drivers, one car category I feel safe to generalize about.
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Tanfan! wrote:InTenSity wrote:
You should have PM'd me. I work in CG. Could have met you somewhere for lunch. Then again I left work at 4 to go play Doral.
I had speaking engagement. I was there all day. Sucked.
What group of bonars did you speak to? Professional claimants?
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Might have been something at the U.P Rob wrote:Tanfan! wrote:
I had speaking engagement. I was there all day. Sucked.
What group of bonars did you speak to? Professional claimants?
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P Rob wrote:Tanfan! wrote:
I had speaking engagement. I was there all day. Sucked.
What group of bonars did you speak to? Professional claimants?
United Association of Prime Time Posters Convention.
Blanch had to buy 3 seats so he could take his woman.
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The worst drivers in Michigan are assholes in a Suburban or Tahoe.
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Death Roe wrote:The worst drivers in Michigan are assholes in a Suburban or Tahoe.
Got one of each so yeah, get outta the way.
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xsanguine wrote:I'm aggressive as shit if people are cruising in the fast lane... I'm drafting you if you're going 70.. I'll make it dangerous if you're going to really be that oblivious about it. It's amazing how widespread the ignorance about such a basic road rule is void in people's minds.
Yep. If some tool is going 70 in the left lane and doesn't get over, they are getting cut off or flashed at.
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Death Roe wrote:The worst drivers in Michigan are assholes in a Suburban or Tahoe.
Normally guys in mustangs or challengers in my experience
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P Rob wrote:Tanfan! wrote:
I had speaking engagement. I was there all day. Sucked.
What group of bonars did you speak to? Professional claimants?
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P Rob wrote:Tanfan! wrote:
I had speaking engagement. I was there all day. Sucked.
What group of bonars did you speak to? Professional claimants?
Judges, defense attorneys and plaintiff's attorneys.
tanfan!- Spartiate
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Naw. It's the kids wearing backward baseball caps driving the crappy little 4 bangers with the 4" diameter fart cannon exhaust.Death Roe wrote:The worst drivers in Michigan are assholes in a Suburban or Tahoe.
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The Pantry wrote:Naw. It's the kids wearing backward baseball caps driving the crappy little 4 bangers with the 4" diameter fart cannon exhaust.Death Roe wrote:The worst drivers in Michigan are assholes in a Suburban or Tahoe.
Now we know what Blanch and Dude drive.
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I.B. Fine wrote:Classic debate between the ignorant majority that think the left lane is the 'fast lane' open to their interpretation of what is fast, rather than using it for passing as intended. A certain message board proprietor believes if he drives the speed limit he is entitled to drive in the left lane as long as he'd like.xsanguine wrote:I'm aggressive as shit if people are cruising in the fast lane... I'm drafting you if you're going 70.. I'll make it dangerous if you're going to really be that oblivious about it. It's amazing how widespread the ignorance about such a basic road rule is void in people's minds.
Also, understanding 'merge' and 'yield' should be reintroduced in the grade school curriculum because it seems nobody has a clue what they mean.
..and screw Prius drivers, one car category I feel safe to generalize about.
I agree with this. But I will say going with the speed of traffic is safer than just speed limi,
But yeah, the left lane drivers that sit cruise control 70.... their cars need to combust automatically. (with no harm to them).
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I really believe I'm the best driver on this board. So if you somehow think I messed you up on the road, it's most likely your fault.
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I was going somewhere last week, tried to pass someone. This old bastard was in the fast lane, hogging traffic since the other slowpokes were in the right lane. A group of us, led by my car, were trying to pass him.
This dude looks back while driving, flashes his hand twice (to signify 55 MPH on 131), and then flipped everyone off as they passed him.
That's the type of asshole that drives too slow during the summer and too fast during the winter.
This dude looks back while driving, flashes his hand twice (to signify 55 MPH on 131), and then flipped everyone off as they passed him.
That's the type of asshole that drives too slow during the summer and too fast during the winter.
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Death Roe wrote:I was going somewhere last week, tried to pass someone. This old bastard was in the fast lane, hogging traffic since the other slowpokes were in the right lane. A group of us, led by my car, were trying to pass him.
This dude looks back while driving, flashes his hand twice (to signify 55 MPH on 131), and then flipped everyone off as they passed him.
That's the type of asshole that drives too slow during the summer and too fast during the winter.
That's the type of driver I get within 2-3 inches from when they're under the speed limit and in the passing lane and then toss a handful of pennies out the window when I pass them.
I mean, fuck them. What are they going to do? Follow me to the next exit... let's go you sack of shit. Lucky you didn't cause an accident. Go save the planet by tying cinder blocks to your feet and going to a sweet.
75% of us are worthless and must go
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Was it Trevor?Death Roe wrote:I was going somewhere last week, tried to pass someone. This old bastard was in the fast lane, hogging traffic since the other slowpokes were in the right lane. A group of us, led by my car, were trying to pass him.
This dude looks back while driving, flashes his hand twice (to signify 55 MPH on 131), and then flipped everyone off as they passed him.
That's the type of asshole that drives too slow during the summer and too fast during the winter.
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I'm better.DWags wrote:I really believe I'm the best driver on this board.
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The_Dude wrote:xsanguine wrote:I'm aggressive as shit if people are cruising in the fast lane... I'm drafting you if you're going 70.. I'll make it dangerous if you're going to really be that oblivious about it. It's amazing how widespread the ignorance about such a basic road rule is void in people's minds.
Yep. If some tool is going 70 in the left lane and doesn't get over, they are getting cut off or flashed at.
Just pass them in the right lane. It isn't that hard to figure out.
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Re: Dear Prius and mini van driver
Everyone in Miami is the best driver, from whichever country they come from.
The crotch rocket riders down here are something else. I've been next to a guy doing about 60 doing a wheely. It's nothing to be doing 85 and they fly between you and the car next to you.
The crotch rocket riders down here are something else. I've been next to a guy doing about 60 doing a wheely. It's nothing to be doing 85 and they fly between you and the car next to you.
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Jake from State Farm wrote:The_Dude wrote:
Yep. If some tool is going 70 in the left lane and doesn't get over, they are getting cut off or flashed at.
Just pass them in the right lane. It isn't that hard to figure out.
Unless you're a fucking idiot.
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The Pantry wrote:I'm better.DWags wrote:I really believe I'm the best driver on this board.
I bet you can't drive like me while reading a good book and half in the bag.
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You guys have way too much stress in your lives. I suggest yoga, deep breathing exercises or antii-depressants
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Herbie Green wrote:You guys have way too much stress in your lives. I suggest yoga, deep breathing exercises or antii-depressants
Or whining when a post gets edited.
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Death Roe wrote:Herbie Green wrote:You guys have way too much stress in your lives. I suggest yoga, deep breathing exercises or antii-depressants
Or whining when a post gets edited.
Yeah I guess you also need some basic principles to live by. Right vs wrong. etc.. It is liberating.
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Only one of the reasons I'm better.DWags wrote:The Pantry wrote:I'm better.
I bet you can't drive like me while reading a good book and half in the bag.
Sometimes you need to hit the brakes. Sometimes you need to hit the gas. Sometimes you do neither and just steer through it.
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The Pantry wrote:Only one of the reasons I'm better.DWags wrote:
I bet you can't drive like me while reading a good book and half in the bag.
Sometimes you need to hit the brakes. Sometimes you need to hit the gas. Sometimes you do neither and just steer through it.
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Death Roe wrote:Herbie Green wrote:You guys have way too much stress in your lives. I suggest yoga, deep breathing exercises or antii-depressants
Or whining when a post gets edited.
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