Need help on a solo handyman project, and there's a tool for that, right?

I need to hold up a towel bar to mark the drill points level, and tWife is out of town (having sex with a stranger, probably). I could've sworn I saw a new product in the past year that can be used as a second set of hands to keep it steady, but all of my google searches come up empty or produce a copious variety of handyman business names.
Any of you turd biscuits ever hear of such a thing? Got a name? Does it work?

Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.

tGreenWay wrote:I need to hold up a towel bar to mark the drill points level, and tWife is out of town (having sex with a stranger, probably). I could've sworn I saw a new product in the past year that can be used as a second set of hands to keep it steady, but all of my google searches come up empty or produce a copious variety of handyman business names.
Any of you turd biscuits ever hear of such a thing? Got a name? Does it work?

Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.

I have a couple of questions first:


1. Do you own a tape measure?

2. Do you own a level?

3. Do you have two functioning arms with attached hands featuring opposable thumbs?

http://www.asseenontv.com/gripeez-hang-any-item-in-seconds/detail.php?p=657799
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Robert J Sakimano wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:I need to hold up a towel bar to mark the drill points level, and tWife is out of town (having sex with a stranger, probably). I could've sworn I saw a new product in the past year that can be used as a second set of hands to keep it steady, but all of my google searches come up empty or produce a copious variety of handyman business names.
Any of you turd biscuits ever hear of such a thing? Got a name? Does it work?

Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.

I have a couple of questions first:


1. Do you own a tape measure?

2. Do you own a level?

3. Do you have two functioning arms with attached hands featuring opposable thumbs?

Bite me.

TheReal_LWS wrote:http://www.asseenontv.com/gripeez-hang-any-item-in-seconds/detail.php?p=657799
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That's not it, but she's hot enough that I now have something to to.

https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/product/hang-level-the-picture-hanging-tool/1016142280

Or maybe this?

TheReal_LWS wrote:https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/product/hang-level-the-picture-hanging-tool/1016142280

Or maybe this?

Yeah, that's it, good job, you may stop posting now, your job complete.

tGreenWay wrote:

TheReal_LWS wrote:https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/product/hang-level-the-picture-hanging-tool/1016142280

Or maybe this?

Yeah, that's it, good job, you may stop posting now, your job complete.

I breathe when I post. Should I stop breathing too?

tGreenWay wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I have a couple of questions first:


1. Do you own a tape measure?

2. Do you own a level?

3. Do you have two functioning arms with attached hands featuring opposable thumbs?

Bite me.

well, it's not ideal, obviously, but you could likely do it by yourself - right? measure the length of the towel rack - or at least from drill point to drill point, use the level to mark the individual point of contact on the bathroom wall, then kind of hold one end of the towel rack up on the pre-marked points with one (I hope you have two) arms, get the screw started.. then swing the other end up and perform the same action on that end. Make certain your towel rack is accurately placed prior to screwing the screws in all the way.

or you could just hire a Mexican and register him to vote before he leaves.

TheReal_LWS wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Yeah, that's it, good job, you may stop posting now, your job complete.

I breathe when I post. Should I stop breathing too?

Do what you think is best for you and your family. If I were you, and thank the Lord I'm not, I wouldn't be in such a hurry to experience the rejection of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates and sent to spend Eternity with the rest of the ne'er-do-wells.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:or you could just hire a Mexican and register him to vote before he leaves.

This is the better of your two ideas. Max Lopez is always driving around the neighborhood looking for work. He could hold the other side. Your first suggestion would be fine if I didn't have a wicked case of tennis elbow, and it's a double rack with a full shelf on top, so it's not exactly light.

tGreenWay wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:or you could just hire a Mexican and register him to vote before he leaves.

This is the better of your two ideas. Max Lopez is always driving around the neighborhood looking for work. He could hold the other side.  Your first suggestion would be fine if I didn't have a wicked case of tennis elbow, and it's a double rack with a full shelf on top, so it's not exactly light.  

fap

tGreenWay wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
I have a couple of questions first:


1. Do you own a tape measure?

2. Do you own a level?

3. Do you have two functioning arms with attached hands featuring opposable thumbs?

Bite me.

I can't believe it, but I have to agree with Bob.
A. measure distance between left and right end of towel bar
B. mark one side on the wall,
C. Use measuring tape to measure distance 'A' to locate the other side, mark with pencil
D. use level to mark on 'C' at the same level as 'B'
E. drill holes and mount towel bar.

The fact that you are asking these questions leads me to believe that you should not be attempting this, or any other household repair job for that matter. Maybe you should just sit there quietly in silent reflection until your wife comes back home from her deep dicking.

Deep dicking

Does sound like a feeble attempt to recapture whatever masculinity you may have once owned, no wonder your wife needs to go elsewhere for a deep dicking.

I think I even could have figured this out. Isn't green way like 75?

I.B. Fine wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Bite me.

I can't believe it, but I have to agree with Bob.
A. measure distance between left and right end of towel bar
B. mark one side on the wall,
C. Use measuring tape to measure distance 'A' to locate the other side, mark with pencil
D. use level to mark on 'C' at the same level as 'B'
E. drill holes and mount towel bar.

though the aforementioned weight of the bar might change our plan a bit.. I thought it was a towel rack.. with the sheer size that tGreenWay mentioned, it sounds more hydraulic lift for an automobile.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I think I even could have figured this out. Isn't green way like 75?

That was LWS.

The LWS impostor is in his 20s.

As others have pointed out - really not needed to hand a towel rack, but this maybe what you were thinking of:

I have no idea why I used a walmart link

Put one screw in side A, hold level on towel bar and swing up into position, mark holes in side b.

Drink

the more I think about it, I think this thread was intended as a passive, stealth-like invitation for me to walk over to tGreenWay's house under the guise of assistance.. so he could attempt to seduce me into illicit man-on-man seXXX with my mister bits.

and I have never been more excited for something in my life.