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Why do dogs shit so much more efficiently than humans?

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Post by kingstonlake 2016-10-05, 10:53

It's really a beautiful thing. I could watch it all day. They squat perfectly and drop that pile like a champ. They slice that bitch off and never need to wipe. What is the science behind it?  How are their poops perfect, clean cut jobs. It's like they run it through a Hobart slicer. I'm fucking jealous.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2016-10-05, 10:55

I poop like that.

Does everyone else poop like that?

I think you should see a doctor Kingston...
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Post by tGreenWay 2016-10-05, 11:03

kingstonlake wrote:It's really a beautiful thing. I could watch it all day. They squat perfectly and drop that pile like a champ. They slice that bitch off and never need to wipe. What is the science behind it?  How are their poops perfect, clean cut jobs. It's like they run it through a Hobart slicer. I'm fucking jealous.

Why do dogs shit so much more efficiently than humans? 502811600 Perfect description, although last night my pooch did a crab walk after her first load to drop what was hanging on because of the grass she ate earlier yesterday. I was prepared to give it a tug if I had to. Thankfully, she completed her mission.
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Post by TheReal_LWS 2016-10-05, 11:27

I'd argue with your "never need to wipe" assessment:

Why do dogs shit so much more efficiently than humans? DogScootingWipingRearEndOnGroundGoldenRetrieverRigel9YearsOld
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Post by tGreenWay 2016-10-05, 11:33

TheReal_LWS wrote:I'd argue with your "never need to wipe" assessment:

Why do dogs shit so much more efficiently than humans? DogScootingWipingRearEndOnGroundGoldenRetrieverRigel9YearsOld

Probably unrelated to wiping. More likely itchy butt from allergies or an anal cyst in need of popping.
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Post by I.B. Fine 2016-10-05, 11:43

Why do dogs shit so much more efficiently than humans? Dogscoot
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Post by BleacherSwill 2016-10-05, 12:05

Why don't you eat dog food and drink only water for a month and report back on your bowel movements. Take notes and be sure to photo some stool samples for evaluation.
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Post by kingstonlake 2016-10-05, 12:09

I do take a good whiff of my product afterwards like a dog though.
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Post by CORNER BLITZ 2016-10-05, 12:11

kingstonlake wrote: They squat perfectly and drop that pile like a champ. They slice that bitch off and never need to wipe.

Had the answer in your own post

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Post by Death Roe 2016-10-05, 12:48

kingstonlake wrote:I do take a good whiff of my product afterwards like a dog though.

I'm not the only one...

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Post by TheReal_LWS 2016-10-05, 12:59

BleacherSwill wrote:Why don't you eat dog food and drink only water for a month and report back on your bowel movements. Take notes and be sure to photo some stool samples for evaluation.

lol!
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Post by Rocinante 2016-10-05, 13:06

I don't know if I NEED to wipe, but anyway, I don't
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Post by Blanch32 2016-10-05, 13:13

dude they don't have butt cheeks
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Post by kingstonlake 2016-10-05, 15:45

Blanch32 wrote:dude they don't have butt cheeks

True. So, obviously your girlfriend has alot of butt cheek. Do you eat that messy ass?
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Post by Jethro Bodeen 2016-10-05, 15:49

kingstonlake wrote:It's really a beautiful thing. I could watch it all day. They squat perfectly and drop that pile like a champ. They slice that bitch off and never need to wipe. What is the science behind it?  How are their poops perfect, clean cut jobs. It's like they run it through a Hobart slicer. I'm fucking jealous.

I too was preoccupied by those thoughts for decades. Well, until I was released from the mental institution.
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Post by Death Roe 2016-10-05, 15:57

kingstonlake wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:dude they don't have butt cheeks

True. So, obviously your girlfriend has alot of butt cheek. Do you eat that messy ass?

Does she have a skin tag that if she doesn't wipe properly, it stinks?
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Post by kingstonlake 2016-10-05, 16:41

Death Roe wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:

True. So, obviously your girlfriend has alot of butt cheek. Do you eat that messy ass?

Does she have a skin tag that if she doesn't wipe properly, it stinks?

Hopefully she owns a bidet.
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Post by tGreenWay 2016-10-05, 17:41

Death Roe wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:

True. So, obviously your girlfriend has alot of butt cheek. Do you eat that messy ass?

Does she have a skin tag that if she doesn't wipe properly, it stinks?


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Post by xsanguine 2016-10-05, 20:53

Lots of water and fiber.
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