Humans of tSwill

Humans of tSwill

Rocinante has lived in Yellowstone National Park for 18 months now after discovering the healing powers of the natural mud baths. Living in the mud has returned his skin to the soft condition of a newborn baby's ass as well as naturally bleaching his anus to it's pre-meconium state. To those that may worry about him, rest assured he oozes contentment from every foul pore. The only downside to he's discovered to his muddy life is the complete lack of sex other than sludgy masturbation which he assures us is not much worse than his prior sex life with the ugly women available in Wyoming. Close acquaintances have been to the Park and seen him but didn't recognize him at all.

I think this should continue.

There is potential here.

Wyoming Mud Men sounds like a Discovery Channel reality show.

Humans of tSwill

Our founder SRC has vanished for a time, he'd like us to think he's on the high seas:


Or even at the beach impressing the ladies.....


Rocinante yearns for twitter guidance, tGreenWay needs a spare password, Travis & Bob need a reason to care - it'll be good some day to see him back at the helm.  Rumor had it he was making big $$ and couldn't waste his time on tSwill. Now the truth has been uncovered, the secret to his success revealed,  he's been working as a Backpage model in Tupelo, MS.   Close acquaintances have been to the city and seen him but didn't recognize him at all.

LooseGoose wrote:Humans of tSwill

Our founder SRC has vanished for a time, he'd like us to think he's on the high seas:


Or even at the beach impressing the ladies.....


Rocinante yearns for twitter guidance, tGreenWay needs a spare password, Travis & Bob need a reason to care - it'll be good some day to see him back at the helm.  Rumor had it he was making big $$ and couldn't waste his time on tSwill. Now the truth has been uncovered, the secret to his success revealed,  he's been working as a Backpage model in Tupelo, MS.   Close acquaintances have been to the city and seen him but didn't recognize him at all.

Personally, I think SRC was waiting for Miser and Mrs. Miser to invite him over for a 3-way -- with photos -- but when tSwill's favorite kinky couple hit a rough patch, Rock got fed up and bolted for more leather bound pastures.

Also, my password is saved in two places where I can quickly find it.

Loose, you seriously need to put some sort of warning on there.  

What the fuck is that?!?!! !

This is the first I've seen this. The weird thing is I actually WAS at yellowstone over Memorial day.

Rocinante wrote:This is the first I've seen this. The weird thing is I actually WAS at yellowstone over Memorial day.

But you didn't know tSwill's version of the Pinkertons got pictures of you.

tSak needs an article.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:tSak needs an article.

Agree. In an ironic twist, the writeup could repeat the same 3 lines over and over.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
Agree. In an ironic twist, the writeup could repeat the same 3 lines over and over.

bump..

Bump.

tGreenWay wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
bump..

Bump.

bump..

SpartanInNH wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Bump.

bump..

You can't bump a double bump!

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

SpartanInNH wrote:

bump..

You can't bump a double bump!

Can I double bump a double bump?

tGreenWay wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

You can't bump a double bump!

Can I double bump a double bump?

That's not always unOK, but you can't just not do nothing.