This meeting is boring me, tell me a funny story ITT

Help a brotha out here. I mean we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way! Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements!

I threw away of bunch of Windows XP DVDs today.

Your mom.

Floyd Robertson wrote:I threw away of bunch of Windows XP DVDs today.

That't not funny. That's sad. Sad that you still had them! (And sad that you didn't recycle them. Why do you hate the earth?)

TheReal_LWS wrote:Help a brotha out here. I mean we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way! Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements!

So why do you do that?

DWags wrote:

TheReal_LWS wrote:Help a brotha out here. I mean we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way! Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements!

So why do you do that?  

Because I get paid a lot of money to do that. Except the days I work from home, then I only have to stare at the screen and listen to eight different bosses.

And thank you for your concern.

TheReal_LWS wrote:

DWags wrote:

So why do you do that?  

Because I get paid a lot of money to do that. Except the days I work from home, then I only have to stare at the screen and listen to eight different bosses.

And thank you for your concern.

I'm not concerned. I was curious. You serve mammon. I get that.

DWags wrote:

TheReal_LWS wrote:

Because I get paid a lot of money to do that. Except the days I work from home, then I only have to stare at the screen and listen to eight different bosses.

And thank you for your concern.

I'm not concerned. I was curious. You serve mammon. I get that.

Cool. You rule dwags, one day I hope to be as cool as you.

Your meeting is certainly over by now so I'm going to delete this thread

TheReal_LWS wrote:

DWags wrote:

I'm not concerned. I was curious. You serve mammon. I get that.

Cool. You rule dwags, one day I hope to be as cool as you.

Why the anger? I was just curious

DWags wrote:

TheReal_LWS wrote:

Cool. You rule dwags, one day I hope to be as cool as you.

Why the anger? I was just curious

How is paying you a compliment a show of anger? I am serious, you are one cool guy and I want to be like you someday.

TheReal_LWS wrote:

DWags wrote:

Why the anger? I was just curious

How is paying you a compliment a show of anger? I am serious, you are one cool guy and I want to be like you someday.

well I'm not very cool. But I do hope you find a job that doesn't bore you. I'm sincere about that. Nobody needs 8 bosses telling them what to do. Good luck!

DWags wrote:

TheReal_LWS wrote:

How is paying you a compliment a show of anger? I am serious, you are one cool guy and I want to be like you someday.

well I'm not very cool. But I do hope you find a job that doesn't bore you. I'm sincere about that. Nobody needs 8 bosses telling them what to do. Good luck!

I don't really have 8 bosses. That's a quote from Office Space.