Would you eat chicken stir fry that was left out overnight?

by Da Mayor 2017-01-09, 09:49

I packaged that shit up before I went to bed but forgot to put it in the fridge. Was mega pissed when I got up this morning and saw it on the counter. Prob gonna eat it for lunch though.

by **DWags** 2017-01-09, 09:57

Chicken? sure, go for it.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2017-01-09, 10:01

as long as you're stocked up on toilet tissue, bathroom reading material and a few sick days from work, go for it.

by AnomanderRake 2017-01-09, 10:04

Ehh I wouldn't. A lot of bacteria will have formed over night, and the taste/texture will be off.

by Da Mayor 2017-01-09, 10:13

AnomanderRake wrote:Ehh I wouldn't. A lot of bacteria will have formed over night, and the taste/texture will be off.

That shit was sealed in a snap lock container though.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2017-01-09, 10:25

Do it. There is probably a 60% chance you will get sick but I think that would make for good board fodder so long as you keep us updated

by Da Mayor 2017-01-09, 10:33

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Do it. There is probably a 60% chance you will get sick but I think that would make for good board fodder so long as you keep us updated

I was already told I couldn't post poop pics.

by **DWags** 2017-01-09, 10:33

It's chicken for fucks sake. What could go wrong. Eat it.

by TheReal_LWS 2017-01-09, 10:35

Just heat and eat. You'll be fine. It's not like you left it in a locked car during the heat of a summer day.

by Da Mayor 2017-01-09, 10:37

TheReal_LWS wrote:Just heat and eat. You'll be fine. It's not like you left it in a locked car during the heat of a summer day.

Exactly. Counting down the minutes until lunch time. That shit is soooo good.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-01-09, 10:37

Nuke it to about 345° and you should be just fine.

by Da Mayor 2017-01-09, 10:38

Floyd Robertson wrote:Nuke it to about 345° and you should be just fine.

Thanks. Do you have a degree in microbiology or food science?

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-01-09, 10:40

Da Mayor wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Nuke it to about 345° and you should be just fine.

Thanks. Do you have a degree in microbiology or food science?

Nope. This is the internet, so you should just believe what I posted.

by **NigelUno** 2017-01-09, 10:43

Da Mayor wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Nuke it to about 345° and you should be just fine.

Thanks. Do you have a degree in microbiology or food science?

I took FSC 101. You'll be fine.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-01-09, 10:45

Do it. if anything goes wrong, just consider it a whole body cleansing of all available fluids. Some people pay high dollar for that and they call it a spa treatment. Only difference is they fly to Sedona for it while you can do it a lot cheaper over your toilet.

by Da Mayor 2017-01-09, 10:50

NigelUno wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

Thanks. Do you have a degree in microbiology or food science?

I took FSC 101. You'll be fine.

I got a 2.0 in ISB. I think I'll be fine too.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2017-01-09, 10:54

Da Mayor wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Do it. There is probably a 60% chance you will get sick but I think that would make for good board fodder so long as you keep us updated

I was already told I couldn't post poop pics.

You can post poop pics. I actually checked the forumotion terms of service and that does not violate any of them. I think some of the mods think it's not allowed though so it may get deleted by the uneducated.

by **I.B. Fine** 2017-01-09, 10:58

Floyd Robertson wrote:Nuke it to about 345° and you should be just fine.

This is my philosophy, when in doubt heat it up good and kill those bacteria off. Dead bacteria builds up your immune system, so it's actually good for you, like a vaccine.

by Da Mayor 2017-01-09, 11:00

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

I was already told I couldn't post poop pics.

You can post poop pics. I actually checked the forumotion terms of service and that does not violate any of them. I think some of the mods think it's not allowed though so it may get deleted by the uneducated.

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by Guest 2017-01-09, 11:45

This thread should peak around 6pm.

by Da Mayor 2017-01-09, 11:49

LooseGoose wrote:This thread should peak around 6pm.

Thinking about evacuating my bowels before I eat so I know anything that comes after that is due solely to the stir fry.

by TheReal_LWS 2017-01-09, 12:14

Da Mayor wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

I took FSC 101. You'll be fine.

I got a 2.0 in ISB. I think I'll be fine too.

You're about to get a 7.2 in IBS though.

by **Rocinante** 2017-01-09, 12:16

gHost Spartan wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

I got a 2.0 in ISB. I think I'll be fine too.

I totally forgot about ISB. It's the only class I ever cheated in. The night before the final I went out and got hammered. That morning, I called the professor (an older lady) and told her that I was sick and she said that I could take it later in the week. Meanwhile, one of my friends was in that class and somehow got me a copy of the test. I brought it with me and sat in her office and took the exam.

Sent to MSU admin. Expect an updated transcript soon.

by Da Mayor 2017-01-09, 12:16

gHost Spartan wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

I got a 2.0 in ISB. I think I'll be fine too.

I totally forgot about ISB. It's the only class I ever cheated in. The night before the final I went out and got hammered. That morning, I called the professor (an older lady) and told her that I was sick and she said that I could take it later in the week. Meanwhile, one of my friends was in that class and somehow got me a copy of the test. I brought it with me and sat in her office and took the exam.

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Old professors don't give a fuck. My ISP prof, Jim Trow, was old as fuck and would give us copies of old tests. 95% of the new test was lifted directly from his old tests.

by Da Mayor 2017-01-09, 14:11

It's about to go down, hoes.

Would you eat chicken stir fry that was left out overnight? Stir_f11

by **NigelUno** 2017-01-09, 14:16

Da Mayor wrote:It's about to go down, hoes.

P.I.P.

by tanfan! 2017-01-09, 14:55

NigelUno wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:It's about to go down, hoes.

P.I.P.

It's r.i.p. you turd.

by **SeeRockCity** 2017-01-09, 17:50

tanfan! wrote:
NigelUno wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:It's about to go down, hoes.

P.I.P.

It's r.i.p. you turd.

Spoiler Alert:

by **SeeRockCity** 2017-01-09, 18:52

Can we get an update on this developing situation?

by **Turtleneck** 2017-01-09, 18:57

SeeRockCity wrote:Can we get an update on this developing situation?

He didn't take his phone into the bathroom, which he will be calling home for next 24hrs.

by Da Mayor 2017-01-09, 18:57

SeeRockCity wrote:Can we get an update on this developing situation?

I feel great. Not even scurred, bro. The haters can suck it!

by **Turtleneck** 2017-01-09, 18:59

Da Mayor wrote:
SeeRockCity wrote:Can we get an update on this developing situation?

I feel great. Not even scurred, bro. The haters can suck it!

Clearly he died and OTPT's sister is posing in his place. She posts for all the dead posters, which has to be close to 10 now.

by **SeeRockCity** 2017-01-09, 19:01

Da Mayor wrote:
SeeRockCity wrote:Can we get an update on this developing situation?

I feel great. Not even scurred, bro. The haters can suck it!

More proof that maybe we're a little over cautious about food-borne (sp) illness.... Maybe.

That or MSG kills anything.

by Da Mayor 2017-01-09, 19:04

Turtleneck wrote:
Clearly he died and OTPT's sister is posing in his place. She posts for all the dead posters, which has to be close to 10 now.

Blow me.

Would you eat chicken stir fry that was left out overnight? Stir_f12

by tanfan! 2017-01-09, 19:23

Played

by Guest 2017-01-09, 19:23

Da Mayor wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:
Clearly he died and OTPT's sister is posing in his place. She posts for all the dead posters, which has to be close to 10 now.

Blow me.

Did you wash it down with some raw milk?

by tanfan! 2017-01-09, 19:30

Da Mayor wrote:It's about to go down, hoes.

I don't believe for one fucking minute that was old food. You made that shit and ate right then and there bitch.

by Da Mayor 2017-01-09, 19:50

tanfan! wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:It's about to go down, hoes.

I don't believe for one fucking minute that was old food. You made that shit and ate right then and there bitch.

#BuriedTheHatchet

by **tGreenWay** 2017-01-09, 20:28

OP should've told us that he's homeless and by leaving the food out all night, it was actually colder than had it been refrigerated.

by Da Mayor 2017-01-09, 20:31

tGreenWay wrote:OP should've told us that he's homeless and by leaving the food out all night, it was actually colder than had it been refrigerated.

Yup. Just wait until I post the poop pic from behind the dumpster.

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