Re: Would you eat chicken stir fry that was left out overnight?

by CheesySpartan 09/01/17, 08:47 pm

Da Mayor wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:OP should've told us that he's homeless and by leaving the food out all night, it was actually colder than had it been refrigerated.

Yup. Just wait until I post the poop pic from behind the dumpster.

Thats worth staying up late for!

by tanfan! 09/01/17, 09:45 pm

CheesySpartan wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

Yup. Just wait until I post the poop pic from behind the dumpster.

Thats worth staying up late for!

Let's make him eat it.

by **y2kMgrad** 09/01/17, 10:13 pm

I've never been able to use chop sticks. How the hell do you pick up a piece of rice with two sticks?

by **tGreenWay** 10/01/17, 12:52 am

Da Mayor wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:OP should've told us that he's homeless and by leaving the food out all night, it was actually colder than had it been refrigerated.

Yup. Just wait until I post the poop pic from behind the dumpster.

Isn't dumpster just another name for toilet?

by Da Mayor 10/01/17, 01:56 am

y2kMgrad wrote:I've never been able to use chop sticks. How the hell do you pick up a piece of rice with two sticks?

You make a triangle and scoop that shit, bro.

by Da Mayor 10/01/17, 10:06 am

Didn't even have diarrhea this morning bros Would you eat chicken stir fry that was left out overnight? - Page 2 2809484752

by **Floyd Robertson** 10/01/17, 10:11 am

Da Mayor wrote:Didn't even have diarrhea this morning bros

Would you eat chicken stir fry that was left out overnight? - Page 2 Cast-Iron-Stomach-Award-4ce511d17fe3d

by TheReal_LWS 10/01/17, 11:06 am

Da Mayor wrote:Didn't even have diarrhea this morning bros

Told ya. Of course, sometimes it takes 24 hours so you aren't out of the woods yet.

by Da Mayor 10/01/17, 11:36 am

gHost Spartan wrote: I doubt it. Usually that shit strikes pretty quickly. Whenever I've had side effects from contaminated food it's stricken within the hour.

Imma leave my chicken pot pie leftovers out all day and eat them for dinner. Fuck bacteria.

by **tGreenWay** 10/01/17, 11:36 am

gHost Spartan wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:

Told ya. Of course, sometimes it takes 24 hours so you aren't out of the woods yet.
I doubt it. Usually that shit strikes pretty quickly. Whenever I've had side effects from contaminated food it's stricken within the hour.

I ate bad tuna on a Thursday night but didn't know it until late Friday afternoon, half way to UK on a road trip with my roommates. That was a miserable weekend.

by **tGreenWay** 10/01/17, 11:38 am

Da Mayor wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote: I doubt it. Usually that shit strikes pretty quickly. Whenever I've had side effects from contaminated food it's stricken within the hour.

Imma leave my chicken pot pie leftovers out all day and eat them for dinner. Fuck bacteria.

Doesn't count if it's a store bought pot pie. That "chicken" has enough preservatives to outlive you.

by Da Mayor 10/01/17, 11:42 am

tGreenWay wrote:

I ate bad tuna on a Thursday night but didn't know it until late Friday afternoon, half way to UK on a road trip with my roommates. That was a miserable weekend.

That was tuna. This is chicken. It's different.

by **tGreenWay** 10/01/17, 11:43 am

Da Mayor wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I ate bad tuna on a Thursday night but didn't know it until late Friday afternoon, half way to UK on a road trip with my roommates. That was a miserable weekend.

That was tuna. This is chicken. It's different.

No! Tell me how they're different, please.

by Da Mayor 10/01/17, 11:46 am

tGreenWay wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

That was tuna. This is chicken. It's different.

No! Tell me how they're different, please.

Well, tuna is the chicken of the sea, so maybe they're not.

by **NigelUno** 10/01/17, 12:02 pm

Da Mayor wrote:Didn't even have diarrhea this morning bros

Wouldn't have made it that far.

Yet.

by Da Mayor 10/01/17, 12:06 pm

NigelUno wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:Didn't even have diarrhea this morning bros

Wouldn't have made it that far.

Yet.

Bitch, please. That shit would have run through me a long time ago if it was contaminated.

by tanfan! 10/01/17, 12:07 pm

gHost Spartan wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:

Told ya. Of course, sometimes it takes 24 hours so you aren't out of the woods yet.
I doubt it. Usually that shit strikes pretty quickly. Whenever I've had side effects from contaminated food it's stricken within the hour.

This da mayor schtick is dumb

by Da Mayor 10/01/17, 12:07 pm

tanfan! wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote: I doubt it. Usually that shit strikes pretty quickly. Whenever I've had side effects from contaminated food it's stricken within the hour.

This da mayor schtick is dumb

#BuriedTheHatchet

by **NigelUno** 11/01/17, 08:58 am

Da Mayor wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

Wouldn't have made it that far.

Yet.

Bitch, please. That shit would have run through me a long time ago if it was contaminated.

Incorrect. Food (whether contaminated or not) doesn't work it's way through your body that fast.

by Da Mayor 11/01/17, 09:02 am

NigelUno wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

Bitch, please. That shit would have run through me a long time ago if it was contaminated.

Incorrect. Food (whether contaminated or not) doesn't work it's way through your body that fast.

You must have never had food poisoning bro. Would you eat chicken stir fry that was left out overnight? - Page 2 1401550746

by **NigelUno** 11/01/17, 09:07 am

Da Mayor wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

Incorrect. Food (whether contaminated or not) doesn't work it's way through your body that fast.

You must have never had food poisoning bro.

I have.

You don't immediately get diarrhea.

:poop:

by Da Mayor 11/01/17, 09:20 am

NigelUno wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

You must have never had food poisoning bro.

I have.

You don't immediately get diarrhea.

Dude, I posted about not having diarrhea the morning after I ate that shit. It would have hit me by then, and much earlier actually.

by **Turtleneck** 11/01/17, 09:31 am

tGreenWay wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote: I doubt it. Usually that shit strikes pretty quickly. Whenever I've had side effects from contaminated food it's stricken within the hour.

I ate bad tuna on a Thursday night but didn't know it until late Friday afternoon, half way to UK on a road trip with my roommates. That was a miserable weekend.

You drove across the ocean? Ok, gHost.

by **NigelUno** 11/01/17, 09:38 am

Da Mayor wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

I have.

You don't immediately get diarrhea.

Dude, I posted about not having diarrhea the morning after I ate that shit. It would have hit me by then, and much earlier actually.

Or it could have hit you later.

Let's find out. Leave your stir fry out 2 days next time.

by tanfan! 11/01/17, 11:53 am

Da Mayor wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

I have.

You don't immediately get diarrhea.

Dude, I posted about not having diarrhea the morning after I ate that shit. It would have hit me by then, and much earlier actually.

Send your wife to cooking classes so you don't have to cook stir fry, ghost.

by Da Mayor 11/01/17, 12:19 pm

tanfan! wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

Dude, I posted about not having diarrhea the morning after I ate that shit. It would have hit me by then, and much earlier actually.

Send your wife to cooking classes so you don't have to cook stir fry, ghost.

Tanny, everybody has made it clear that they're not interested in the RCMB drama

by **Dendrobates** 11/01/17, 06:55 pm

I've eaten left out food many times. The worst it's done to me is give me a little gas. Either the bacteria growth is overrated or I've got intestines of steel.

by **DWags** 11/01/17, 07:00 pm

Dendrobates wrote:I've eaten left out food many times. The worst it's done to me is give me a little gas. Either the bacteria growth is overrated or I've got intestines of steel.

For some reason I've found this post to be a bit sexy. If Travis had posted..... wow.

by Guest 11/01/17, 07:03 pm

Dendrobates wrote:I've eaten left out food many times. The worst it's done to me is give me a little gas. Either the bacteria growth is overrated or I've got intestines of steel.

I once told a food inspector for the State that I had eaten some cheese and it was fine - he refused to accept that as proof. He knew my dietary habits and said I had an "advanced immune system" - perhaps you do too?

by **tGreenWay** 11/01/17, 07:04 pm

Dendrobates wrote:I've eaten left out food many times. The worst it's done to me is give me a little gas. Either the bacteria growth is overrated or I've got intestines of steel.

Pachoo, pachoo.

by **Dendrobates** 11/01/17, 07:06 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:I've eaten left out food many times. The worst it's done to me is give me a little gas. Either the bacteria growth is overrated or I've got intestines of steel.

I once told a food inspector for the State that I had eaten some cheese and it was fine - he refused to accept that as proof. He knew my dietary habits and said I had an "advanced immune system" - perhaps you do too?

Shit, I wish. I actually get sick all the time. So I don't think that's it. Maybe my GI tract is freakishly awesome! I do have the most amazing poops, and I'm never constipated.

by **tGreenWay** 11/01/17, 07:08 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:I've eaten left out food many times. The worst it's done to me is give me a little gas. Either the bacteria growth is overrated or I've got intestines of steel.

I once told a food inspector for the State that I had eaten some cheese and it was fine - he refused to accept that as proof. He knew my dietary habits and said I had an "advanced immune system" - perhaps you do too?

Raw milk has turned you into a mutant.

by **Turtleneck** 11/01/17, 07:29 pm

Is this the game thread?

by **tGreenWay** 11/01/17, 08:43 pm

Turtleneck wrote:Is this the game thread?

Yes.

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