Trump Hired Russian Prostitutes To Piss On Eachother?

by **xsanguine** 2017-01-11, 00:13

This is apparently those "salacious details" left out of the report about what Russia has on Trump that Steve posted in the Russia And Election Part III thread. Fake News©...?

Intel Chiefs Presented Trump With Claims That Russia Has ‘Compromised’ Him

NYMag wrote:"During the Republican primaries, anti-Trump Republicans’ search for dirt brought them into contact with a former member of MI6, Britain’s secret intelligence service, CNN reported Tuesday.

Currently the proprietor of a private intelligence firm, this man had spent much of the 1990s as a British spy in Russia. Drawing on that experience, the contacts he’d gathered from it, and the funds of Never Trump conservative donors, this spook began drafting a memo on the mogul’s relationships with Russian businesses and political entities. After Trump secured the GOP nomination, donors aligned with Hillary Clinton paid the spy continue his work.

That investment yielded 35 pages of memos (which have now been published by Buzzfeed) and two explosive allegations:

1. Russian operatives claim to be in possession of compromising personal and financial information about America’s president-elect. (The former “information” allegedly includes a video tape of Trump watching several Russian sex workers urinate on the bed the Obamas slept in at the Ritz Carlton in Moscow)."

by **xsanguine** 2017-01-11, 00:14

I know it's not the most important part of what steve posted in the Russian Election thread... but it's the story I care about. I love you

by **Turtleneck** 2017-01-11, 00:16

X, because this cannot be substantiated this is a case where silence is golden.

by **xsanguine** 2017-01-11, 00:17

Turtleneck wrote:X, because this cannot be substantiated this is a case where silence is golden.

I need a shower after reading this story.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-01-11, 00:24

BTW, urine trouble with the mods for starting a thread about bodily fluids.

by **xsanguine** 2017-01-11, 00:27

CNN is talking about it right now. hahahahaha... I can't wait to watch the cringey professional anchors within the "respectable news" networks have to talk about golden showers with their fake robotic personas...

This is going to be so much fun...

Trump, Russian Spies and the Infamous ‘Golden Shower Memo’

Newsweek wrote:The story began making the rounds at Washington dinner parties late last summer: Donald Trump had been caught in a compromising sexual position by Russian intelligence agents during a business trip to Moscow. According to one version, told by a high ranking Obama administration diplomat, Russian intelligence services, acting on Donald Trump’s well known obsession with sex, had arranged an evening for him with a bevy of hookers, with hidden cameras and microphones recording all the action. The jaw-dropping detail that topped the story? Trump had somehow engaged in “golden showers,” a sex act involving urine.

Now, according to a leaked annex to the combined U.S. intelligence agencies’ report on Kremlin intrigues in the American elections, Russian security agents watched Trump engaging in “perverted sexual acts” that were “arranged/monitored by the FSB,” the Kremlin’s leading spy agency. The FSB, it said, “employed a number of prostitutes to perform a golden showers (urination) show in front of him.” Not only that, according to the report’s anonymous Russian sources, Trump deliberately chose for his escapade “the Ritz Carlton hotel, where he knew President and Mrs. Obama (whom he hated) had stayed on one of their official trips to Russia and defiling the bed where they had slept.”

The veracity of the report and its sourcing have not been verified. CNN reported only that a two-page summary of the report “was presented last week to President Barack Obama and President-elect Trump [and] included allegations that Russian operatives claim to have compromising personal and financial information about Mr. Trump.” It cited “multiple U.S. officials with direct knowledge of the briefings,” and said the FBI was investigating. BuzzFeed published what it said was the full, six-page report ”compiled by a person who has claimed to be a former British intelligence official.”

by **The_Dude** 2017-01-11, 00:31

Liberals are some of the most fucked up people you can imagine.

by **The_Dude** 2017-01-11, 00:32

CNN or NYT would be publishing and verifying these documents themselves along with major media outlets. There's a reason they haven't.

by **xsanguine** 2017-01-11, 00:37

Imagine being the CIA liaison that has to deliver that allegation to Trump.

by **xsanguine** 2017-01-11, 00:41

Obama, yer out.... Trump, urine.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2017-01-11, 07:50

it's gonna be a fun 4 years watching the christian deplorables get their snowflake feelings hurt with every revelation about their admitted sexual predator..

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by **Turtleneck** 2017-01-11, 09:11

Make America Golden Again

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2017-01-11, 09:20

Turtleneck wrote:Make America Golden Again

by **Turtleneck** 2017-01-11, 10:02

Will they be streaming the Trump press conference?

by **steveschneider** 2017-01-11, 10:05

One thing we can all agree upon about this election it's going to be a pee-sful transition of power.

by **steveschneider** 2017-01-11, 10:08

The_Dude wrote:CNN or NYT would be publishing and verifying these documents themselves along with major media outlets. There's a reason they haven't.

Heh, I firmly believe this story is on par with Trump's claims that he had credible evidence that Obama wasn't a US citizen and that Ted Cruz story linking his dad to Oswald. Two stories that Orange Julius Caesar himself promoted.

by TheReal_LWS 2017-01-11, 10:11

steveschneider wrote:
The_Dude wrote:CNN or NYT would be publishing and verifying these documents themselves along with major media outlets. There's a reason they haven't.

Heh, I firmly believe this story is on par with Trump's claims that he had credible evidence that Obama wasn't a US citizen and that Ted Cruz story linking his dad to Oswald. Two stories that Orange Julius Caesar himself promoted.

The hate is strong with this one.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-01-11, 10:31

Matthew Yglesias ✔ @mattyglesias
Maybe Putin is blackmailing Trump with a tape where he mocks POWs and the disabled while confessing to routine sexual assault.
5:16 PM - 30 Dec 2016 · Washington, DC

by **steveschneider** 2017-01-11, 10:33

TheReal_LWS wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

Heh, I firmly believe this story is on par with Trump's claims that he had credible evidence that Obama wasn't a US citizen and that Ted Cruz story linking his dad to Oswald. Two stories that Orange Julius Caesar himself promoted.

The hate is strong with this one.

Heh, you are the hateful one. You prove it everyday when you just come on her and put up your internet tough guy act. It's just an act you aren't tough.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2017-01-11, 10:34

Turtleneck wrote:Matthew Yglesias ✔ @mattyglesias
Maybe Putin is blackmailing Trump with a tape where he mocks POWs and the disabled while confessing to routine sexual assault.
5:16 PM - 30 Dec 2016 · Washington, DC

fake news.

Except that Cheeto Hitler is on tape saying those exact things.

Still - fake news.

Sincerely,

81% of evangelical "christians"

by TheReal_LWS 2017-01-11, 10:49

steveschneider wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:

The hate is strong with this one.

Heh, you are the hateful one. You prove it everyday when you just come on her and put up your internet tough guy act. It's just an act you aren't tough.

Good 3rd grade come back! "I know you are but what am I?" lol!

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2017-01-11, 11:10

on the upside, if you're a sexual deviant (like Cheeto Hitler) the ornate fountain at the inaugural ball just got more interesting.

by **The_Dude** 2017-01-11, 11:17

Fake news pushed by the left again.

What's that I hear? More people leaving their party lol

by **The_Dude** 2017-01-11, 11:20

The Republican Party is now considered the moderate, well adjusted party.

Exactly how far have Democrats fallen?

by **Turtleneck** 2017-01-11, 11:20

Robert J Sakimano wrote:on the upside, if you're a sexual deviant (like Cheeto Hitler) the ornate fountain at the inaugural ball just got more interesting.

Lemon Drop Hitler might be more appropriate, Bob.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2017-01-11, 11:24

"umm.. yeah, Misty Morning? Hi, it's Donald.. if I paid you an extra $100, could you also pee on this"?

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Trump Hired Russian Prostitutes To Piss On Eachother? Giphy

"you can? Wow - thanks..".

by **Turtleneck** 2017-01-11, 11:27

Now I know why Trump was pushing for mandatory urinalysis of all members of his transition team.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2017-01-11, 11:28

Turtleneck wrote:Now I know why Trump was pushing for mandatory urinalysis of all members of his transition team.

and why he suddenly was interested in female actors at the Golden Globes.

I think he misunderstood the event.

by **The_Dude** 2017-01-11, 11:39

Trump is just slapping down these piss ants. Complete ownage lol!

OMG! HE HAS A FEMALE ATTORNEY

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2017-01-11, 11:43

so a room and a baby stroller isn't the only golden things the admitted sexual predator enjoys..

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by **Turtleneck** 2017-01-11, 11:45

When asked about his favorite movie, Trump said "On Golden Pond. Tremendous movie. Very tremendous. I really liked seeing the play and the movie was just fantastic."

Read the full interview here

by **steveschneider** 2017-01-11, 11:45

TheReal_LWS wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

Heh, you are the hateful one. You prove it everyday when you just come on her and put up your internet tough guy act. It's just an act you aren't tough.

Good 3rd grade come back! "I know you are but what am I?"

I called out your lame internet tough guy schtick and labeled you a wimp. Get it right.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2017-01-11, 11:46

the lady talking right now just referred to Cheeto Hitler's "liquid assets"... Trump Hired Russian Prostitutes To Piss On Eachother? 502811600

by **Turtleneck** 2017-01-11, 11:52

For the record, I realize this is most likely fake news, but pun threads where we are just pissing into the wind are usually pretty fun.

by **The_Dude** 2017-01-11, 12:19

Trump just fucking owns the media lol my God

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2017-01-11, 12:35

funny watching republicans get upset about how PEEOTUS is being treated..

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by TheReal_LWS 2017-01-11, 12:38

The_Dude wrote:Trump just fucking owns the media lol my God

Amen!

CNN will soon be bought by some one else and reorganized. Mark my words.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2017-01-11, 12:48

Antineoplastons wrote:If this story didn't include the ridiculous part about doing it because Obama had slept in that bed, it might actually be plausible. Satanists are required to eat feces, so I'm sure drinking piss would be a walk in the park

when someone is a sexual deviant to the point of admitting to sexually assaulting women, it's not difficult to think he would also be involved in other acts.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-01-11, 12:58

When at his Mara-a-Lago estate, does Trump drink a lot of peena coladas?

by **Turtleneck** 2017-01-11, 13:05

Antineoplastons wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:When at his Mara-a-Lago estate, does Trump drink a lot of peena coladas?

I think he prefers a nice Peeno Grigio

I imagine he has copeeous amounts of that on hand.

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