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Post by MattyFresh Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:50 am

Getting a fever from this fuckin ear infection that's giving me a fuckin headache ruining my day. Currently have some sesame oil garlic ear drops I concocted. Any other home remedies for stuff you guys use for different ailments?
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Post by Guest Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:54 am

MattyFresh wrote:Getting a fever from this fuckin ear infection that's giving me a fuckin headache ruining my day. Currently have some sesame oil garlic ear drops I concocted. Any other home remedies for stuff you guys use for different ailments?

Right ear or left?

If you have any Frank's Reed Hot sauce you have a solution.

Warm it a little and pour it into the eye opposite the infected ear.
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Post by DWags Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:55 am

Yeah. Emergency room and drugs. Best home remedy ever. Go.
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Post by MattyFresh Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:58 am

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Post by DWags Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:00 am

My remedy works. Real doctors real drugs.
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Post by tGreenWay Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:26 am

Getting a blowjob always makes me feel better. Always. You're welcome.
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Post by tanfan! Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:26 am

gHost Spartan wrote:Ear infections are extremely dangerous and you need to see a doctor. Do you have vertigo or nausea? I was misdiagnosed with ear infections for almost two years until the ENT doctor diagnosed me with Meniere's Disease.

Manqueers disease?
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Post by The Pantry Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:27 pm

MattyFresh wrote:Getting a fever from this fuckin ear infection that's giving me a fuckin headache ruining my day. Currently have some sesame oil garlic ear drops I concocted. Any other home remedies for stuff you guys use for different ailments?
Familiar with garlic oil for ear infections but not sesame.

Have you tried ear candles?
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Post by Floyd Robertson Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:34 pm

You need to find one of Khan's pets. Cleared up Chekov's problem right quick.

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Post by MattyFresh Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:38 pm

The Pantry wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:Getting a fever from this fuckin ear infection that's giving me a fuckin headache ruining my day.  Currently have some sesame oil garlic ear drops I concocted. Any other home remedies for stuff you guys use for different ailments?
Familiar with garlic oil for ear infections but not sesame.

Have you tried ear candles?

Isn't the ear candling really bad?
Yeah it was basically a garlic oil and it made my ear feel better now an hour later.
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Post by DWags Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:43 pm

Holy shit Matty you're asking us dumb asses on a message board if you should stick candles or sesame seed in your infected ear that's given you a fever.

Please think about that.

There are people out there who have gone through medical school. They know about that shit. We know wheel routes and gambling.
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Post by Guest Sun Mar 12, 2017 1:01 pm

DWags wrote:Holy shit Matty you're asking us dumb asses on a message board if you should stick candles or sesame seed in your infected ear that's given you a fever.

Please think about that.

There are people out there who have gone through medical school. They know about that shit. We know wheel routes and gambling.

Don't be such a stick in the mud Wags.....Medical school....pfffft. Blanch went to medical school.
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Post by DWags Sun Mar 12, 2017 1:08 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
DWags wrote:Holy shit Matty you're asking us dumb asses on a message board if you should stick candles or sesame seed in your infected ear that's given you a fever.

Please think about that.

There are people out there who have gone through medical school. They know about that shit. We know wheel routes and gambling.

Don't be such a stick in the mud Wags.....Medical school....pfffft. Blanch went to medical school.

But I thought we liked Matty. That would suck if he couldn't hear us yelling at him the next time he ran a Super Bowl squares
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Post by MattyFresh Sun Mar 12, 2017 1:11 pm

DWags wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

Don't be such a stick in the mud Wags.....Medical school....pfffft.   Blanch went to medical school.

But I thought we liked Matty. That would suck if he couldn't hear us yelling at him the next time he ran a Super Bowl squares

I couldn't hear you last time either Home Remedies and what not  502811600

I was hoping for some remedy from goose where i would drink a giblet shake and feel instantly better. I like home shit anyway, I use a lot of apple cider vinegar for random shit when i am sick.
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Post by CheesySpartan Sun Mar 12, 2017 1:17 pm

DWags wrote:Holy shit Matty you're asking us dumb asses on a message board if you should stick candles or sesame seed in your infected ear that's given you a fever.

Please think about that.

There are people out there who have gone through medical school. They know about that shit. We know wheel routes and gambling.

And drinking and BBQ brah
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Post by InTenSity Sun Mar 12, 2017 2:30 pm

Nyquil and whiskey. My dad makes something he calls cough syrup. Something like maple syrup and bourbon. Hat it up a little. I dunno, sounded too sweet to me. Then there is ginger tea and tequila or whiskey. Then there's just whiskey.
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Post by Death Roe Sun Mar 12, 2017 2:33 pm

Have a heating pad? Put it on that ear and the heat will help with the ear ache.

Combine it with some ear drops and sleep it off.
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Post by CheesySpartan Sun Mar 12, 2017 2:47 pm

InTenSity wrote:Nyquil and whiskey. My dad makes something he calls cough syrup. Something like maple syrup and bourbon. Hat it up a little. I dunno, sounded too sweet to me. Then there is ginger tea and tequila or whiskey. Then there's just whiskey.

My mom used to give me a TB of bourbon and honey warmed up. Put me right to sleep.
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Post by tGreenWay Sun Mar 12, 2017 3:13 pm

Earwig will eat that infection right up. Just don't leave it in too long or it'll eat its way through your brain and out the other ear.
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Post by tGreenWay Sun Mar 12, 2017 5:28 pm

Spit on it and rub it in the dirt.
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Post by tGreenWay Sun Mar 12, 2017 7:27 pm

Also, +1 for whatnot.
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Post by MSU addict Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:18 pm

Did you know that ear infections leading to mastoiditis were one of the leading causes of death in children before antibiotics?

Most ear infections do clear up on their own, but if it does not happen in a reasonable period of time you need an antibiotic - not garlic oil.
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Post by DWags Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:41 pm

MSU addict wrote:Did you know that ear infections leading to mastoiditis were one of the leading causes of death in children before antibiotics?

Most ear infections do clear up on their own, but if it does not happen in a reasonable period of time you need an antibiotic - not garlic oil.

Thank god. I can't believe there are this many people who just dont' want to swallow one small pill for a week. Lord. go to the ER buy the damn antibiotic. Heal. You'll be drininking like a champ on friday
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