More devasting news for Millenials: their handshakes suck

by **Turtleneck** 2017-07-12, 09:11

https://qz.com/712444/people-under-30-have-way-weaker-grips-than-they-did-a-few-decades-ago/

People under 30 have way weaker grips than they did a few decades ago

by **InTenSity** 2017-07-12, 09:41

If they'll even shake your hands. Interestingly enough, one of my nephews (from my wife's side), very shy Filipino, has one of the tightest grips of anyone I shake hands with. Its surprising to me because he barely talks.

by **Death Roe** 2017-07-12, 11:23

My grip is strong due to frequent masturbation and/or sex.

by **DWags** 2017-07-12, 11:28

Death Roe wrote:My grip is strong due to frequent masturbation and/or sex.

And you wonder why some people dont' want to firmly grasp others hands?

by **Rocinante** 2017-07-12, 12:01

Death Roe wrote:My grip is strong due to frequent masturbation and/or sex.

What role does your grip play in sex, DR?

by **tGreenWay** 2017-07-12, 13:53

That settles it; OTPT is at Handshake School.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2017-07-12, 14:35

Death Roe wrote:My grip is strong due to frequent masturbation and/or sex.

Sticky is not the same as strong.

by Guest 2017-07-12, 15:28

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Death Roe wrote:My grip is strong due to frequent masturbation and/or sex.
Sticky is not the same as strong.

Oh God.

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by **Death Roe** 2017-07-12, 15:39

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Death Roe wrote:My grip is strong due to frequent masturbation and/or sex.
Sticky is not the same as strong.

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by **Death Roe** 2017-07-12, 15:39

Rocinante wrote:
Death Roe wrote:My grip is strong due to frequent masturbation and/or sex.

What role does your grip play in sex, DR?

Gotta grab dat ass, if applicable.

by Stoops21 2017-07-12, 19:13

Changed dentists recently and met the new one the other day after my cleaning. Guy had the weakest hand shake ever. He was around 60 and was in good shape. Confusing.

by **DWags** 2017-07-12, 21:55

Stoops21 wrote:Changed dentists recently and met the new one the other day after my cleaning. Guy had the weakest hand shake ever. He was around 60 and was in good shape. Confusing.

Did he ask for a schstickle of toothpaste?

by Guest 2017-07-12, 22:12

Turtleneck wrote:https://qz.com/712444/people-under-30-have-way-weaker-grips-than-they-did-a-few-decades-ago/

People under 30 have way weaker grips than they did a few decades ago

No physical labor growing up. Think how Wags developed his legendary grip:

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by aualum06 2017-07-12, 22:14

LooseGoose wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:https://qz.com/712444/people-under-30-have-way-weaker-grips-than-they-did-a-few-decades-ago/

People under 30 have way weaker grips than they did a few decades ago

No physical labor growing up. Think how Wags developed his legendary grip:

Look at all the poop getting in that milk

by **Dendrobates** 2017-07-13, 07:41

When I was in kindergarten, my grandma called me out on my terrible handshake during the church peace be with you thing. She said "you don't want anyone to think you're a pathetic weakling do you?" Ever since then, I break hands.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-07-17, 10:38

Are Socialists Physically Weak?
An intriguing new study has provoked the right-wing blogosphere, but this line of research presents more questions than answers.

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2017/07/are-socialists-physically-weak/533787/?utm_source=feed

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2017-07-17, 11:11

I think it's douchey to show how strong/manly you are with a hard handshake. I just try to mirror whatever the other person does.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-07-19, 15:56

A Hacker's Dream: Millennials Re-Use of Passwords

The research, conducted by Wakefield Research, found that although online anxiety is rampant, password practices remain sloppy. For instance, 81% of people surveyed use the same password for more than one account. Although they’re more digitally savvy, this increases among millennials, where 92% say they use the same password across multiple accounts.

by **Dendrobates** 2017-07-19, 16:13

CORNER BLITZ wrote:I think it's douchey to show how strong/manly you are with a hard handshake. I just try to mirror whatever the other person does.

You weak bro?

by **tGreenWay** 2017-07-19, 16:57

Dendrobates wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:I think it's douchey to show how strong/manly you are with a hard handshake. I just try to mirror whatever the other person does.

You weak bro?

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by **Turtleneck** 2017-07-19, 18:01

Dendrobates wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:I think it's douchey to show how strong/manly you are with a hard handshake. I just try to mirror whatever the other person does.

You weak bro?

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2017-07-20, 20:16

Dendrobates wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:I think it's douchey to show how strong/manly you are with a hard handshake. I just try to mirror whatever the other person does.

You weak bro?

yes

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by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-07-21, 14:32

CORNER BLITZ wrote:I think it's douchey to show how strong/manly you are with a hard handshake. I just try to mirror whatever the other person does.

Gotta compensate for that small dick syndrome somehow

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-07-21, 14:33

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:I think it's douchey to show how strong/manly you are with a hard handshake. I just try to mirror whatever the other person does.

Gotta compensate for that small dick syndrome somehow

Hi OTPT, how you doin'?

by **Tim Wakefield** 2017-07-21, 14:36

Floyd Robertson wrote:A Hacker's Dream: Millennials Re-Use of Passwords

The research, conducted by Wakefield Research, found that although online anxiety is rampant, password practices remain sloppy. For instance, 81% of people surveyed use the same password for more than one account. Although they’re more digitally savvy, this increases among millennials, where 92% say they use the same password across multiple accounts.

My handshake is pretty good Floyd.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-07-21, 14:40

Floyd Robertson wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Gotta compensate for that small dick syndrome somehow

Hi OTPT, how you doin'?

Sup Floyd? I'm solid, can't complain, but if i did, it's hot here. Too hot.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-07-21, 14:42

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

Hi OTPT, how you doin'?

Sup Floyd? I'm solid, can't complain, but if i did, it's hot here. Too hot.

Good to hear. I think it's hot everywhere in North America today, except Canada or Alaska.

by Guest 2017-08-03, 18:50

Pretty interesting article....

Have Smartphones Destroyed a Generation?

The decline in dating tracks with a decline in sexual activity. The drop is the sharpest for ninth-graders, among whom the number of sexually active teens has been cut by almost 40 percent since 1991. The average teen now has had sex for the first time by the spring of 11th grade, a full year later than the average Gen Xer. Fewer teens having sex has contributed to what many see as one of the most positive youth trends in recent years: The teen birth rate hit an all-time low in 2016, down 67 percent since its modern peak, in 1991.

Even driving, a symbol of adolescent freedom inscribed in American popular culture, from Rebel Without a Cause to Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, has lost its appeal for today’s teens. Nearly all Boomer high-school students had their driver’s license by the spring of their senior year; more than one in four teens today still lack one at the end of high school. For some, Mom and Dad are such good chauffeurs that there’s no urgent need to drive. “My parents drove me everywhere and never complained, so I always had rides,” a 21-year-old student in San Diego told me. “I didn’t get my license until my mom told me I had to because she could not keep driving me to school.” She finally got her license six months after her 18th birthday. In conversation after conversation, teens described getting their license as something to be nagged into by their parents—a notion that would have been unthinkable to previous generations.

Independence isn’t free—you need some money in your pocket to pay for gas, or for that bottle of schnapps. In earlier eras, kids worked in great numbers, eager to finance their freedom or prodded by their parents to learn the value of a dollar. But iGen teens aren’t working (or managing their own money) as much. In the late 1970s, 77 percent of high-school seniors worked for pay during the school year; by the mid-2010s, only 55 percent did. The number of eighth-graders who work for pay has been cut in half. These declines accelerated during the Great Recession, but teen employment has not bounced back, even though job availability has.

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by **Turtleneck** 2017-08-03, 19:07

Those charts explain Travis in a nutshell.

by Guest 2017-08-03, 19:08

Turtleneck wrote:Those charts explain Travis in a nutshell.

A lonely recluse that doesn't drive, date or fuck?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2017-08-03, 19:12

I'm not a 12th grader you guys.

But it is fuckin rich to watch a fuckin boomer complain about millennials. Eat shit you swine.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-08-03, 19:23

LooseGoose wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Those charts explain Travis in a nutshell.

A lonely recluse that doesn't drive, date or fuck?

When you put it like that, those charts pretty much explain http://michiganstate.247sports.com/Board/Michigan-State-Spartans-Message-Board-Forum-93 in a nutshell.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-08-03, 21:39

Arent boomers the one with the grand idea of getting married at 21 and settling down in their hometown?

by **DWags** 2017-08-03, 21:44

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Arent boomers the one with the grand idea of getting married at 21 and settling down in their hometown?

That's exactly what I did. Except for the part about getting married when I was 21 and settling down in my hometown.

by **The Pantry** 2017-08-03, 22:00

Turtleneck wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

A lonely recluse that doesn't drive, date or fuck?

When you put it like that, those charts pretty much explain http://michiganstate.247sports.com/Board/Michigan-State-Spartans-Message-Board-Forum-93 in a nutshell.

Fucker. Had not been there in months but took the bait.

Posted in the "boobs are back" thread. Might get banned...?

by **tGreenWay** 2017-08-03, 22:22

Turtleneck wrote:Those charts explain Travis in a nutshell.

Travis makes Hondo look like James Bond by comparison.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-08-03, 22:48

Sometimes you take it too far, GreenWay.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-08-03, 23:00

Turtleneck wrote:Sometimes you take it too far, GreenWay.

No, it would've been taking it too far if I'd said: Travis makes Guest look like James Bond.

by Senior Dickfist 2017-08-04, 12:33

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Sometimes you take it too far, GreenWay.

No, it would've been taking it too far if I'd said: Travis makes Guest look like James Bond.

Listen, Mr. tGreenWay, I do not take kindly to your abuse! You have become a bully and it will not be tolerated any longer. In light of this, I challenge you to a duel. Pistols at dawn. Please meet me on Munn Field. And just for the record, I'm not a millenial and have a mighty fine handshake.

Thank you and have a beautiful day. Dickfist out!

by **tGreenWay** 2017-08-04, 13:41

Senior Dickfist wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

No, it would've been taking it too far if I'd said: Travis makes Guest look like James Bond.

Listen, Mr. tGreenWay, I do not take kindly to your abuse! You have become a bully and it will not be tolerated any longer. In light of this, I challenge you to a duel. Pistols at dawn. Please meet me on Munn Field. And just for the record, I'm not a millenial and have a mighty fine handshake.

Thank you and have a beautiful day. Dickfist out!

I reeled one in, guys. (Sorry, Dickfist, but it seemed like the perfect time to drop in that trick.)

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