Do all German cars have a weird smell?

by **tGreenWay** 2017-09-19, 21:24

Or just the ones Turtleneck has been in?

Seriously, what's the deal? Most of the ones I've been in smell like crayons. A couple had other odd smells. And no, it's not me. I stink pretty.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-09-19, 22:08

gHost? You said your wife drives a BMW. Does it smell?

by **DWags** 2017-09-19, 22:28

tGreenWay wrote:gHost? You said your wife drives a BMW. Does it smell?

I hope he answers! I have some really great adventures in a neighbors BMW car to tell him.

by **Death Roe** 2017-09-19, 22:30

by **tGreenWay** 2017-09-20, 01:18

gHost Spartan wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:gHost? You said your wife drives a BMW. Does it smell?
It's interesting that you mentioned crayons because I've smelled something weird in all of our BMWs. I kind of like it, actually. My Jeep smells like dirty wet socks, FWIW....

Jeep isn't German, gHost, so all that tells me is you're a poopy-pants stinky socks slob.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-09-20, 01:19

gHost Spartan wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:gHost? You said your wife drives a BMW. Does it smell?
It's interesting that you mentioned crayons because I've smelled something weird in all of our BMWs. I kind of like it, actually. My Jeep smells like dirty wet socks, FWIW....

I googled it and discovered it's a common thing with German cars and that it might have something to do with the glue/adhesive on interior plastic.

by TheReal_LWS 2017-09-20, 07:36

German cars smell like Leberwurst.

by **DWags** 2017-09-20, 08:06

tGreenWay wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote: It's interesting that you mentioned crayons because I've smelled something weird in all of our BMWs. I kind of like it, actually. My Jeep smells like dirty wet socks, FWIW....

Jeep isn't German, gHost, so all that tells me is you're a poopy-pants stinky socks slob.

Wait till you hear my adventure! It involves my jeep, three ducks, my wife's' sister a dead possum carcass six inches of rain and a sixty year old lady who used to do porn in the 80's. No time right now.

by **kingstonlake** 2017-09-20, 09:38

My audi smells like Katrina Witt. And just as old....

by **tGreenWay** 2017-09-20, 13:43

kingstonlake wrote:My audi smells like Katrina Witt. And just as old....

I wish parts of me had smelled like Katrina Witt. Do all German cars have a weird smell? 3557613862

by **DWags** 2017-09-20, 13:49

tGreenWay wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:My audi smells like Katrina Witt. And just as old....

I wish parts of me had smelled like Katrina Witt.

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by **tGreenWay** 2017-09-20, 17:09

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I wish parts of me had smelled like Katrina Witt.

As she's aged, certain parts of her have grown much larger. There are photos available showing those parts off, and they're spectacular. If only I posted pics here, but alas, I do not.

by **kingstonlake** 2017-09-20, 19:25

gHost Spartan wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

As she's aged, certain parts of her have grown much larger. There are photos available showing those parts off, and they're spectacular. If only I posted pics here, but alas, I do not.

This is going to sound crazy, but I had a thing for Monica Seles. Yeah, she was a little on the heavier side but I thought she had kind of a cute face... sometimes... not all the time.

My ugly crush was Stefi Graf.

by **kingstonlake** 2017-09-20, 20:00

gHost Spartan wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:

My ugly crush was Stefi Graf.

Hmmm... But she really wasn't ugly though -

She's all painted up there.

by **kingstonlake** 2017-09-20, 20:20

gHost Spartan wrote:Monica looks pretty decent for a woman her age.

I don't disagree with that.

by **kingstonlake** 2017-09-20, 20:23

Gabriela Sabbatini had agreed gracefully as well.

by **kingstonlake** 2017-09-20, 21:28

Yum. If I remember correctly she has huge feet. I mean like mens 12?

by **DWags** 2017-09-20, 22:29

gHost Spartan wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:Gabriela Sabbatini had agreed gracefully as well.

That's a dude.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-09-20, 22:39

gHost Spartan wrote:Monica looks pretty decent for a woman her age.

Even with the wrinkles, she looks good now. I don't remember enough about how she looked when younger, I just know she grunted like she was having a tough time taking a dump.

by **DWags** 2017-09-20, 22:41

tGreenWay wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:Monica looks pretty decent for a woman her age.

Even with the wrinkles, she looks good now. I don't remember enough about how she looked when younger, I just know she grunted like she was having a tough time taking a dump.

Didn't she get stabbed at a match?

by **DWags** 2017-09-20, 22:43

gHost Spartan wrote:
DWags wrote:
That's a dude.

I'm 80% convinced that's a dude.

by **kingstonlake** 2017-09-21, 09:48

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Even with the wrinkles, she looks good now. I don't remember enough about how she looked when younger, I just know she grunted like she was having a tough time taking a dump.

Didn't she get stabbed at a match?

Yes, it cut her career short......

by **DWags** 2017-09-21, 11:25

kingstonlake wrote:
DWags wrote:

Didn't she get stabbed at a match?

Yes, it cut her career short......

I get the point.

by **kingstonlake** 2017-09-21, 21:18

DWags wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:

Yes, it cut her career short......

I get the point.

Any way you slice it, her game wasn't as sharp as it use to be. She lost her edge.

by **DWags** 2017-09-21, 21:26

kingstonlake wrote:
DWags wrote:

I get the point.

Any way you slice it, her game wasn't as sharp as it use to be. She lost her edge.

I'll take a stab at her decline. Seems she wasn't on the cutting edge of the new wave tennis workouts. To pierce the top ten in tennis you really need to be on point.

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