How to Tell If You Smell...
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How to Tell If You Smell...
How to Tell If You Smell
The human nose can detect more than one trillion distinct scents, but it’s not so great at picking up your own odors. There’s always a chance you reek something foul and just don’t realize it.
Heat Miser- Ephor (Operations)
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Is this directed at me?
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2 days after I drive by the area where you live and you post this?!? I guess I better take a shower.Heat Miser wrote:How to Tell If You SmellThe human nose can detect more than one trillion distinct scents, but it’s not so great at picking up your own odors. There’s always a chance you reek something foul and just don’t realize it.
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There's something called Blue Emu. Their ad says if you use it you won't stink. Other than that I have no idea what it actually is.
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I always heard lick your hand and smell it to tell if your breath stinks.
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Step 1: Don't get Corona
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Floyd Robertson wrote:Is this directed at me?
Floyd Robertson wrote:Is this directed at me?
Yes
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Floyd Robertson wrote:Is this directed at me?
If you have to ask, then you already know the answer.
Heat Miser- Ephor (Operations)
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Re: How to Tell If You Smell...
How many days without showering do you start running these tests? Asking for a friend.
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Telling this story again:
Living on Forest w/five other guys. The girlfriend of one of my roommates walks into the room where we’re all chilling. She gets a weird look on her face and says: It really smells like ball sweat in here.
Living on Forest w/five other guys. The girlfriend of one of my roommates walks into the room where we’re all chilling. She gets a weird look on her face and says: It really smells like ball sweat in here.
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Was at a party with a friend years back. Suddenly turned his head up toward the ceiling and started sniffing. Said, "Smell that? Pussy farts."tGreenWay wrote:Telling this story again:
Living on Forest w/five other guys. The girlfriend of one of my roommates walks into the room where we’re all chilling. She gets a weird look on her face and says: It really smells like ball sweat in here.
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Took a shower at 11:15. I can smell self. Ladies in the house are appalled. Smells like victory.
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Dendro, how bad is the ball sweat smell? I always tried to be mindful back in the days.
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Man, I don't allow her face anywhere south if it's been more than 2-3 hours since a shower... I want her to get as pleasant experience as possible so she will go back.DWags wrote:Dendro, how bad is the ball sweat smell? I always tried to be mindful back in the days.
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AvgMSUJoe wrote:Man, I don't allow her face anywhere south if it's been more than 2-3 hours since a shower... I want her to get as pleasant experience as possible so she will go back.DWags wrote:Dendro, how bad is the ball sweat smell? I always tried to be mindful back in the days.
When Mrs. Joe tells him to use the Gold Bond, he knows it’s going to be a good night.
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