Re: Are you laying your ass on the line for this game?

by **DWags** 2017-10-05, 13:39

I'm punching the first fucking Wolverine who cheers when they score. It's on baby, Fuck Hollis. No, I'm taking my shoe off and slapping some fuckers when we score. That's even better.

Is that laying it on the line?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-10-05, 13:40

Death Roe wrote:Why does his son being gay get so much press?

Jim Harbaugh's GAY SON HE'S GAY HE LIKES PENIS HOLY FUCK I'M SCARED HE MIGHT TRY TO GRAB MY JUNK says his dad got him hooked on musical theater

He's gay, who cares?

Not ragging on Goose, ragging on whoever wrote the headline.

Because America is not tolerant.

by **DWags** 2017-10-05, 13:44

As long as you're a white gainfully employed adult male who is heterosexual and stands for the anthem and has a tiki torch or two and understands that the second amendment should only say "cause God, that's why you assholes", and you don't smoke weed and you go to church and hate the poors, I"m very tolerant of you.

Merica.

by **DWags** 2017-10-05, 13:48

Look, i'm doing everyone a favor here. I looked it up what it means to "lay it on the line"

If someone lays it on the line, they say what needs to be said truthfully and directly. "He laid it on the line and said without treatment I had only three months to live". Note: Originally, `lay it on the line' may have been connected with gambling. It meant to lay a bet on the sideline in the game of craps, or on the counter of a betting window at a racecourse.

So, no excuses from me. I'm laying it on the line. Michigan by 8 plus.

by Guest 2017-10-05, 14:04

Death Roe wrote:Why does his son being gay get so much press?

Jim Harbaugh's GAY SON HE'S GAY HE LIKES PENIS HOLY FUCK I'M SCARED HE MIGHT TRY TO GRAB MY JUNK says his dad got him hooked on musical theater

He's gay, who cares?

Not ragging on Goose, ragging on whoever wrote the headline.

DR? It was from "out" sports....it's what they do. I just thought the part about him being an obnoxious fan was funny.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2017-10-05, 14:10

OTPT will love this.

https://twitter.com/michiganstateu/status/915994967817977856

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Are you laying your ass on the line for this game? - Page 2 DLZERfKW4AANH8x

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-10-05, 14:15

At a school that treats their students like terrorists trying to get through the TSA at home football game, that does not surprise me one bit.

Kind of reminds me of kids in high school that had the strictest parents - usually did the worst shit.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-10-05, 14:18

DWags wrote:I'm punching the first fucking Wolverine who cheers when they score. It's on baby, Fuck Hollis. No, I'm taking my shoe off and slapping some fuckers when we score. That's even better.

Is that laying it on the line?

Physical contact will get you arrested. My advice: Take off your shoes and wave your stanky toes all around.

by Herbie Green 2017-10-05, 14:19

MiamiSpartan wrote:LOL, Herbie is now stealing bits from longtime RCMB posters.

Who am I stealing this bit from? Big Green Stick?

by Herbie Green 2017-10-05, 14:22

DWags wrote:I'm punching the first fucking Wolverine who cheers when they score. It's on baby, Fuck Hollis. No, I'm taking my shoe off and slapping some fuckers when we score. That's even better.

Is that laying it on the line?

This is the kind of thing I am talking about. 100% emotional investment that can lead to violence and destruction.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-10-05, 14:23

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:OTPT will love this.

https://twitter.com/michiganstateu/status/915994967817977856

Sometimes, it feels like the Administration and Sports Admin live in a world of black, white, and gray. While we, the Spartan alums and fans, have seen the beautiful colors emerging beyond the borders of campus and town.
Pleasantville is boring, man.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2017-10-05, 14:27

DWags wrote:I'm gonna do a shot of rumchatta. I only like sweet liquor, fruity beer, and light coffee with a lot of cream or pumpkin spice

your man bun makes gHost jelly.

by Guest 2017-10-05, 14:29

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:OTPT will love this.

https://twitter.com/michiganstateu/status/915994967817977856

It's fucking embarrassing when my University engages in victim blaming and can't even spell everything correctly. They must have a batch of millennials in the office that produced that shit.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-10-05, 14:31

a student should make a couch out of those flyers and burn the fuck out of it after the game win or lose to send a message.

by Guest 2017-10-05, 14:32

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:a student should make a couch out of those flyers and burn the fuck out of it after the game win or lose to send a message.

I'm with you. That only happened when men were men at MSU. Now they make Chamomile Tea and go bike riding with Bob.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2017-10-05, 14:47

LooseGoose wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:a student should make a couch out of those flyers and burn the fuck out of it after the game win or lose to send a message.

I'm with you. That only happened when men were men at MSU. Now they make Chamomile Tea and go bike riding with Bob.

they don't have the aerobic capacity to ride with me.

by **DWags** 2017-10-05, 14:53

Why would I ride a bike when my truck works?

by **Death Roe** 2017-10-05, 15:02

Pictured: OTPT post-game with the flyers

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by **MiamiSpartan** 2017-10-05, 15:04

LooseGoose wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:OTPT will love this.

https://twitter.com/michiganstateu/status/915994967817977856

It's fucking embarrassing when my University engages in victim blaming and can't even spell everything correctly. They must have a batch of millennials in the office that produced that shit.

It's so fucking irrespsonsible of them.

By the way, it's interesting to note that 5% of our student body are assholes that don't approve of medical treatment for their friends. Or, maybe that just means 5% have no friends, so they're bitter when they ask that question.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-10-05, 15:05

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

I'm with you. That only happened when men were men at MSU. Now they make Chamomile Tea and go bike riding with Bob.
they don't have the aerobic capacity to ride with me.

We've all seen what you mean by aerobic capacity, Bob.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2017-10-05, 15:11

tGreenWay wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote: they don't have the aerobic capacity to ride with me.

We've all seen what you mean by aerobic capacity, Bob.

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by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2017-10-05, 15:57

Herbie Green wrote:
MiamiSpartan wrote:LOL, Herbie is now stealing bits from longtime RCMB posters.

Who am I stealing this bit from? Big Green Stick?

TOB talk. Fantastic..............................................

by Clarett's Folly 2017-10-05, 16:15

MiamiSpartan wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

It's fucking embarrassing when my University engages in victim blaming and can't even spell everything correctly. They must have a batch of millennials in the office that produced that shit.
It's so fucking irrespsonsible of them.

By the way, it's interesting to note that 5% of our student body are assholes that don't approve of medical treatment for their friends. Or, maybe that just means 5% have no friends, so they're bitter when they ask that question.

I'm immediately skeptical of these numbers.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-10-05, 16:37

Clarett's Folly wrote:
MiamiSpartan wrote:
It's so fucking irrespsonsible of them.

By the way, it's interesting to note that 5% of our student body are assholes that don't approve of medical treatment for their friends. Or, maybe that just means 5% have no friends, so they're bitter when they ask that question.

I'm immediately skeptical of these numbers.

Mods, please change CF's screen name to Skeptismo.

by **The Pantry** 2017-10-05, 18:00

I bet the annoying UM bitch at work straight-up. Only $5 but it will be sweet collecting from him. He'll be whining up a storm.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-10-05, 18:13

The Pantry wrote:I bet the annoying UM bitch at work straight-up. Only $5 but it will be sweet collecting from him. He'll be whining up a storm.

It's what they do. It's who they are.

by SawGreen 2017-10-05, 19:54

I've been putting it all out there to my scUM associates that managed to crawl out from under their rock when Harblow was hired. Stolen fight song, unoriginal wings on helmets, record against Albion college, surrender cobra... balls to the wall.

I hope the boys show up. scUMs defense is returning a ton next year, so I'm hoping for something close. I don't think you can deny their D (like ours couldn't be denied when we used to kick the hell out of them).

If some player manages to roll-up on Harbitch on the sidelines (ala Joe Pa), I would consider that a win.

by Herbie Green 2017-10-05, 23:19

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Herbie Green wrote:

Who am I stealing this bit from? Big Green Stick?

TOB talk. Fantastic..............................................

Bump

by **DWags** 2017-10-05, 23:22

Herbie Green wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

TOB talk. Fantastic..............................................

Bump

Herbie, do we get an explanation here? Or will this be a Herbie thread?

by Herbie Green 2017-10-05, 23:37

DWags wrote:
Herbie Green wrote:

Bump

Herbie, do we get an explanation here? Or will this be a Herbie thread?

¿qué?

by **The Pantry** 2017-10-05, 23:43

Herbie Blue?

by **MiamiSpartan** 2017-10-05, 23:43

Herbie Green wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

TOB talk. Fantastic..............................................

Bump

I don't know, Herbie, maybe? I was thinking SSPM or Dorn, but I'll take your word for it. Maybe Big Green Stick took it from them, I'm not sure I remember him. Does it matter, or are you him?

by **tGreenWay** 2017-10-05, 23:43

DWags wrote:
Herbie Green wrote:

Bump

Herbie, do we get an explanation here? Or will this be a Herbie thread?

Herbie is lonely and starved for attention.

by **DWags** 2017-10-05, 23:50

Herbie Green wrote:
DWags wrote:

Herbie, do we get an explanation here? Or will this be a Herbie thread?

¿qué?

How are you laying on the line?

by Herbie Green 2017-10-06, 07:08

DWags wrote:
Herbie Green wrote:

¿qué?

How are you laying on the line?

By living and dying every single play until the clock reads zero and the Spartans are victorious.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2017-10-06, 08:30

Herbie Green wrote:
DWags wrote:

How are you laying on the line?

By living and dying every single play until the clock reads zero and the Spartans are victorious.

How do you live and die at the same time? Are you Schrodinger's cat?

by **MiamiSpartan** 2017-10-06, 10:30

Herbie Green wrote:
DWags wrote:

How are you laying on the line?

By living and dying every single play until the clock reads zero and the Spartans are victorious.

That doesn't sound very healthy.

by **InTenSity** 2017-10-06, 10:43

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Herbie Green wrote:

By living and dying every single play until the clock reads zero and the Spartans are victorious.
That doesn't sound very healthy.

Speaking of healthy. You can drive on Saturday, right?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2017-10-06, 11:20

I just kick stepped my way into work, herbie, and what the fuck are you doing again? Going crazy after each play? That’s usually assumed. The swill is laying it’s ass on the line - you are not.

by Herbie Green 2017-10-06, 12:12

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I just kick stepped my way into work, herbie, and what the fuck are you doing again? Going crazy after each play? That’s usually assumed. The swill is laying it’s ass on the line - you are not.

Bullshit. I saw Dwags predict a 35-10 loss. He probably has a thread already cued up about how MSU sports outcomes don't affect him because he really has his life in order.

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