So we've got this new resident frog..how did he get here??

by Sponge Worthy 6/19/2014, 11:22 am

OK Biologists of the Swill, tell me how a full sized frog just magically appears in our little patio pond after it has been dry/off for years and years??

We have this little concrete pond that used to have a small waterfall above it, but it had been leaking for years and I finally got around to rebuilding it (shrank it a lot and recovered with a liner and river-rock) a couple weeks ago. There has always been a little pool of muddy water down in the dead bottom of the pond, but we've never had a frog since about 10 years ago.

So how did he get there? Do eggs lay dormant? Did a tadpole drop out of a birds ass? Did he hop all the way up from the neighbor's pond 1/2 mile away? scratch

Edit-don't look for a frog in the pic, this is just the pond pirat

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by Throwback702 6/19/2014, 11:46 am

I don't see a frog

by **WBill** 6/19/2014, 11:48 am

I think the proper term is Frenchman.

by **Turtleneck** 6/19/2014, 11:48 am

Is that your bidet?

by Sponge Worthy 6/19/2014, 11:56 am

Throwback702 wrote:I don't see a frog

Yeah, sorry, he appeared (well I can hear him/her) in the dark, so that is all I've got.. Rolling Eyes

by **Jake from State Farm** 6/19/2014, 11:58 am

The little f'er has legs, I would assume, that's how he got there.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 6/19/2014, 12:01 pm

He hopped.

by **Turtleneck** 6/19/2014, 12:01 pm

Sponge Worthy wrote:

Yeah, sorry, he appeared (well I can hear him/her) in the dark, so that is all I've got..

Nobody believes what you're saying about the frog.

by **AMwood** 6/19/2014, 12:14 pm

dispose of it. frogs are not trustworthy.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 6/19/2014, 12:31 pm

AMwood wrote:dispose of it. frogs are not trustworthy.

Are you trying to say that your profile pic has herpes?

by **AMwood** 6/19/2014, 12:42 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Are you trying to say that your profile pic has herpes?

Shit... I forgot that was my profile pic.

Keep it and feed it flies you rude bastard.

by **SeeRockCity** 6/19/2014, 12:56 pm

Does this invisible frog speak to you?

by Senior Dickfist 6/19/2014, 1:00 pm

Sorry, AMwood...

by **DroppedByADime** 6/19/2014, 1:30 pm

... Letting the days go by , water. Flowing underground....into the blue again

How did I get here?

by **tGreenWay** 6/19/2014, 1:31 pm

Sponge Worthy wrote:

Yeah, sorry, he appeared (well I can hear him/her) in the dark, so that is all I've got..

So we've got this new resident frog..how did he get here?? 502811600

I've been searching this photo looking for a damn frog.

by **tGreenWay** 6/19/2014, 1:34 pm

Turtleneck wrote:Is that your bidet?

Ssshh!!! That's the entrance to his bug out location. He and the Mrs and little sponges all have to dive into that and then swim for their underwater lair.

by Sponge Worthy 6/19/2014, 1:38 pm

So, seriously, you guys are telling me this fucker hopped over a half-mile, uphill?

I seem to be rusty on my BSC200 isn't there some way that frog eggs transport in nature? I mean there is NO water anywhere near us, hence the pond. I thought the birds would like it (they used to bathe in it) but so far, they seem to be thankless little bastards..

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 6/19/2014, 1:42 pm

Sponge Worthy wrote:So, seriously, you guys are telling me this fucker hopped over a half-mile, uphill?

I seem to be rusty on my BSC200 isn't there some way that frog eggs transport in nature? I mean there is NO water anywhere near us, hence the pond. I thought the birds would like it (they used to bathe in it) but so far, they seem to be thankless little bastards..

The birds will probably come by and take care of your frog problem really soon.

by tTito 6/19/2014, 1:45 pm

You heard a toad.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 6/19/2014, 1:46 pm

You do know that frogs aren't fish, right? The can survive out of water.

by **tGreenWay** 6/19/2014, 1:48 pm

Sponge Worthy wrote:So, seriously, you guys are telling me this fucker hopped over a half-mile, uphill?

I seem to be rusty on my BSC200 isn't there some way that frog eggs transport in nature? I mean there is NO water anywhere near us, hence the pond. I thought the birds would like it (they used to bathe in it) but so far, they seem to be thankless little bastards..

First, a couple of questions:

1) Do you live in Egypt? If yes, please continue to question #2:

2) Do you now, or have you ever, own(ed) Hebrew slaves?

by **Giant Moose** 6/19/2014, 1:49 pm

Sponge Worthy wrote:So, seriously, you guys are telling me this fucker hopped over a half-mile, uphill?

No, don't be ridiculous. He took the midnight train.

So we've got this new resident frog..how did he get here?? L10014

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 6/19/2014, 1:51 pm

Giant Moose wrote:
No, don't be ridiculous. He took the midnight train.

Going anywhere?

by Sponge Worthy 6/19/2014, 1:53 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:You do know that frogs aren't fish, right? The can survive out of water.

For quite some time? Because this was one amazing journey..do they have really good ears, or how the fook do they know to go here for water, anyway?

by tTito 6/19/2014, 1:54 pm

Maybe a sasquatch put him there, and that's why he's invisible to the eye, but can be heard at night? I watch Finding Bigfoot and it's the same type of deal.

by **Giant Moose** 6/19/2014, 1:55 pm

Giant Moose wrote:
No, don't be ridiculous. He took the midnight train.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Going anywhere?

Sponge Worthy wrote:
For quite some time? Because this was one amazing journey..do they have really good ears, or how the fook do they know to go here for water, anyway?

by Stan Sitwell 6/19/2014, 1:57 pm

So we've got this new resident frog..how did he get here?? Homer-licks-toad-o

Lick it and see what happens

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 6/19/2014, 1:58 pm

Sponge Worthy wrote:

For quite some time? Because this was one amazing journey..do they have really good ears, or how the fook do they know to go here for water, anyway?

How do birds know which way is north and south while migrating? How do Sasquatches stay hidden? Magnets, how do they work? Miracles. That's how.

by **tGreenWay** 6/19/2014, 2:30 pm

Sponge Worthy wrote:

For quite some time? Because this was one amazing journey..do they have really good ears, or how the fook do they know to go here for water, anyway?

Man, are you stupid. The frog obviously tortured the mosquitos he caught before eating them.

Frog: Where were you born? Tell me where the water is and I'll finish you quick. I promise you won't have to find out what your left proboscis tastes like.

by Sponge Worthy 6/20/2014, 12:18 pm

Alright, this is starting to piss me off. I can't find this little bastard to save my life. And he's tormenting me..I go over right after I hear a Braap! and he stops. I look all around the pond and can't find him. He's silent.

I turn around after giving up and he Braaps again.. So we've got this new resident frog..how did he get here?? 2809484752

So we've got this new resident frog..how did he get here?? 2809484752

by **Giant Moose** 6/20/2014, 12:22 pm

Sponge Worthy wrote:Alright, this is starting to piss me off. I can't find this little bastard to save my life. And he's tormenting me..I go over right after I hear a Braap! and he stops. I look all around the pond and can't find him. He's silent.

I turn around after giving up and he Braaps again..

So we've got this new resident frog..how did he get here?? Frog-Meme-Pulls-Out-All-The-Stops-To-Get-The-Girl

by **Rocinante** 6/20/2014, 12:24 pm

Dat frog is trolling you bro.

Seriously though, with just a little moisture at night a frog can cover a lot more than half a mile.

by **SeeRockCity** 6/20/2014, 12:24 pm

Sponge Worthy wrote:Alright, this is starting to piss me off. I can't find this little bastard to save my life. And he's tormenting me..I go over right after I hear a Braap! and he stops. I look all around the pond and can't find him. He's silent.

I turn around after giving up and he Braaps again..

I will ask again, does your invisible frog speak to you? Ask you to "do things"?

by Sponge Worthy 6/20/2014, 12:26 pm

SeeRockCity wrote:

I will ask again, does your invisible frog speak to you? Ask you to "do things"?

I think he's telling me to finally dump the RCMB tongue

by **Rocinante** 6/20/2014, 12:30 pm

If it goes "brrrraaaaap" sounds like a bullfrog.

by **SeeRockCity** 6/20/2014, 12:33 pm

Rocinante wrote:If it goes "brrrraaaaap" sounds like a bullfrog.

or tTy

by EdMartinsLoan 6/20/2014, 1:16 pm

Kiss it and enjoy your Prince.

by **tGreenWay** 6/20/2014, 1:55 pm

Go to Soldan's and buy a bag of crickets. Empty the bag all around the perimeter of the pond. Crack a beer, sit back, and wait for the killing festival to begin.
If nothing happens, that's okay, too. The noise from all of those crickets will drown out the frog, and you will have enjoyed a beer.

by **goodbar** 6/20/2014, 10:17 pm

Toadly awesome dude.

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