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by **Robert J Sakimano** 2018-05-29, 13:29

okay - so a friend of mine is a big supporter of the racist, bigoted sexual predator.. he also calls himself a 'christian'..

anyway.. he texts me a little while ago.. this is the exact, word for word exchange:

Friend (trying to be witty, I'm sure): "I need to attend an anti-bias training at Starbucks".

Me: "I think a lot of people would benefit from attending one".

Friend: "I think it's a joke" (in reference to the Starbucks training)

Me: "I'm not surprised that a Trump supporter would think that".

Him (pissed off): "Totally unrelated and you know that. Unfair and you know that. It shows the bias and distortion of liberals. You don't even care or want to know why I feel that way".

Me: "Now you seem like a snowflake who wants me to attend sensitivity training"...

haven't heard back from him. Funny - This Story Is 100% True.. 502811600

but isn't this the absolute perfect exchange.? He texts me, mocking Starbucks and their sensitivity training. .and ends the conversation as a poor victim who thinks I'm not being sensitive to his needs.

(and, seriously, this is 100% true).

by **NigelUno** 2018-05-29, 13:50

Robert J Sakimano wrote:okay - so a friend of mine is a big supporter of the racist, bigoted sexual predator.. he also calls himself a 'christian'..

anyway.. he texts me a little while ago.. this is the exact, word for word exchange:

Friend (trying to be witty, I'm sure): "I need to attend an anti-bias training at Starbucks".

Me: "I think a lot of people would benefit from attending one".

Friend: "I think it's a joke" (in reference to the Starbucks training)

Me: "I'm not surprised that a Trump supporter would think that".

Him (pissed off): "Totally unrelated and you know that. Unfair and you know that. It shows the bias and distortion of liberals. You don't even care or want to know why I feel that way".

Me: "Now you seem like a snowflake who wants me to attend sensitivity training"...

haven't heard back from him.

but isn't this the absolute perfect exchange.? He texts me, mocking Starbucks and their sensitivity training. .and ends the conversation as a poor victim who thinks I'm not being sensitive to his needs.

(and, seriously, this is 100% true).

Weren't Republicans mad at Starbuck's for something already?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2018-05-29, 13:59

NigelUno wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:okay - so a friend of mine is a big supporter of the racist, bigoted sexual predator.. he also calls himself a 'christian'..

anyway.. he texts me a little while ago.. this is the exact, word for word exchange:

haven't heard back from him.

but isn't this the absolute perfect exchange.? He texts me, mocking Starbucks and their sensitivity training. .and ends the conversation as a poor victim who thinks I'm not being sensitive to his needs.

(and, seriously, this is 100% true).

Weren't Republicans mad at Starbuck's for something already?

they whine about everything.

by **Heat Miser** 2018-05-29, 16:19

Aren't you too "elite" to have a friend who works at Starbuck's?

by **DWags** 2018-05-29, 17:59

I think republicans shot coffee makers up about something.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2018-05-29, 19:19

He was mocking the Starbucks training.. not necessarily saying he actually needed to clock in and attend one.

He still hasn't texted back. I'm guessing I'll eventually get some sort of lecture about how I don't understand the plight of middle-class white christian men.

Stay tuned.

by msugolfguy 2018-05-29, 20:30

See how he feels about Roseanne

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2018-05-29, 20:53

I'll let him simmer down some and I'll ask.. I suspect he's outraged by it. Funny - This Story Is 100% True.. 502811600

by **NigelUno** 2018-05-29, 22:52

Drove by the local Starbuck's tonight. It was closed. Must have had training off-site.

by msugolfguy 2018-05-30, 08:36

Bob. Is your friend in a safe space?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2018-05-30, 11:14

msugolfguy wrote:Bob. Is your friend in a safe space?

I hope so.. for his sake.

still haven't heard from him. I guess he's pretty pissed.. and probably praying for me. Funny - This Story Is 100% True.. 502811600

by msugolfguy 2018-05-31, 10:10

Bob? Has your friend come out of his safe space?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2018-05-31, 10:14

msugolfguy wrote:Bob? Has your friend come out of his safe space?

nope - I suspect he's still sad. Funny - This Story Is 100% True.. 502811600

I do wonder if/when I'll hear from him again.

I mean, you can't text me mocking a sensitivity training.. then get your little republican snowflake undies in a knot when you feel like I'm not being sensitive to your needs.

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by msugolfguy 2018-05-31, 10:22

Enjoy your bike ride and stop at the dairy store this week. It's been hot.

Hey actually i'm looking to buy a bike, I ride at the gym all the time but it's time for the real thkng. Any suggestions?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2018-05-31, 15:37

UPDATE:

I heard back from my buddy.. he didn't say anything about the exchange the other day. Instead, he sent me a video of a turtle he came across in the woods.

(he's an outdoorsy guy).

by **NigelUno** 2018-05-31, 15:44

msugolfguy wrote:Bob? Has your friend come out of his safe space?

Goose?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2018-05-31, 15:45

msugolfguy wrote:Enjoy your bike ride and stop at the dairy store this week. It's been hot.

Hey actually i'm looking to buy a bike, I ride at the gym all the time but it's time for the real thkng. Any suggestions?

thanks man.

what are you looking for? A road bike, mountain bike? Hybrid (more of a mountain bike-type frame with more road-friendly tires and components).

I'd suggest you do some research and buy a decent brand. You don't need to spend a ton of money and can usually find something really nice that is used. I have a few bikes: a Specialized, a Trek - I have an old skool Bianchi which is pretty sweet. A good standard brand that would be hard to go wrong with would be a Specialized, I think.

basically do some research, decide what style of bike you want/need, look around online or at bike shops for a lightly used one.

lemme know if you have questions. I don't know much (I'm an idiot, really) - but I know a lot about good music (I get to define "good", by the way) and things like bikes, working out, etc.

by **tGreenWay** 2018-05-31, 15:59

Hey Bob,
Did your outdoorsy buddy have mud on his turtle? Funny - This Story Is 100% True.. 1494614055

by msugolfguy 2018-05-31, 18:34

Bob kind of a hybrid. The lady has a Trek that has a road style frame with tires that aren't quite mountain bike like but close. I like the frame and minus the seat it's quite comfortable. But she's serious and probably cost her around a grand. I'm looking at 600 or so. I do ride a lot at the gym but that gets old.

Is Led Zeppelin ok for riding?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2018-07-03, 12:30

so my fine christian snowflake pal who supports the racist, bigoted sexual predator is back to texting me..

he mentioned something about god and the distance the Earth is from the sun.. I asked him if he supports putting children in cages and haven't heard back.

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by msugolfguy 2018-07-03, 12:33

by Guest 2018-07-05, 13:10

Too bad you didn't see a kid with a MAGA hat so you could be a tough guy like this lefty.

As long as you idiots cheer violence you're going to get more of it. It got Nixon elected in '68 and will get Trump re-elected in 2020.

VIDEO: Teen attacked at Whataburger for wearing 'Make America Great Again' hat

Oh yeah.....tell me more about how Trump supporters are ruining civility in America.

by msugolfguy 2018-07-05, 13:23

Probably another maga supporter or false flag. Just can't believe the media.

by **Heat Miser** 2018-07-05, 13:42

LooseGoose wrote:Too bad you didn't see a kid with a MAGA hat so you could be a tough guy like this lefty.

As long as you idiots cheer violence you're going to get more of it. It got Nixon elected in '68 and will get Trump re-elected in 2020.

VIDEO: Teen attacked at Whataburger for wearing 'Make America Great Again' hat

Oh yeah.....tell me more about how Trump supporters are ruining civility in America.

Who exactly are the idiots here cheering violence? Please link a post.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-07-05, 13:46

LooseGoose wrote:Too bad you didn't see a kid with a MAGA hat so you could be a tough guy like this lefty.

As long as you idiots cheer violence you're going to get more of it. It got Nixon elected in '68 and will get Trump re-elected in 2020.

VIDEO: Teen attacked at Whataburger for wearing 'Make America Great Again' hat

Oh yeah.....tell me more about how Trump supporters are ruining civility in America.

You're not going to get very good responses when you call everyone idiots and hypocrites Goose. Work on your anger issues. Or not, just a suggestion.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2018-07-05, 13:46

LooseGoose wrote:Too bad you didn't see a kid with a MAGA hat so you could be a tough guy like this lefty.

As long as you idiots cheer violence you're going to get more of it. It got Nixon elected in '68 and will get Trump re-elected in 2020.

VIDEO: Teen attacked at Whataburger for wearing 'Make America Great Again' hat

Oh yeah.....tell me more about how Trump supporters are ruining civility in America.

thanks for the mainstream media link, Goose.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2018-07-05, 13:48

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:Too bad you didn't see a kid with a MAGA hat so you could be a tough guy like this lefty.

As long as you idiots cheer violence you're going to get more of it. It got Nixon elected in '68 and will get Trump re-elected in 2020.

VIDEO: Teen attacked at Whataburger for wearing 'Make America Great Again' hat

Oh yeah.....tell me more about how Trump supporters are ruining civility in America.

You're not going to get very good responses when you call everyone idiots and hypocrites Goose. Work on your anger issues. Or not, just a suggestion.

when not posting mainstream media links, he's lecturing us on civility Funny - This Story Is 100% True.. 502811600

by **tGreenWay** 2018-07-05, 14:04

Goose, is calling me an idiot — unprompted — being civil? Also, what violence am I cheering? I’d like to know why I’m being verbally assaulted by you. Please.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-07-06, 09:22

LooseGoose wrote:Too bad you didn't see a kid with a MAGA hat so you could be a tough guy like this lefty.

As long as you idiots cheer violence you're going to get more of it. It got Nixon elected in '68 and will get Trump re-elected in 2020.

VIDEO: Teen attacked at Whataburger for wearing 'Make America Great Again' hat

Oh yeah.....tell me more about how Trump supporters are ruining civility in America.

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by msugolfguy 2018-07-06, 09:24

Goose forgot about the tea party protests where they hung Obama from a noose.

by **DWags** 2018-07-06, 09:49

This is Trumps America. It’s exactly what he wants.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2018-07-06, 10:22

DWags wrote:This is Trumps America. It’s exactly what he wants.

Make America White Again.

by **DWags** 2018-07-06, 10:53

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
DWags wrote:This is Trumps America. It’s exactly what he wants.
Make America White Again.

And angry.

by **kingstonlake** 2018-07-06, 12:49

Goose, could the kids have reduced his chances of getting assaulted by not ~~dressing inappropriately~~ wearing the hat?

by **Rocinante** 2018-07-06, 13:04

Continuing to openly support this president is an act of racism. I don't know how many times I have to say it.

So if you get punched for it, well... you chose to be a racist.

by Guest 2018-07-06, 14:05

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:Too bad you didn't see a kid with a MAGA hat so you could be a tough guy like this lefty.

As long as you idiots cheer violence you're going to get more of it. It got Nixon elected in '68 and will get Trump re-elected in 2020.

VIDEO: Teen attacked at Whataburger for wearing 'Make America Great Again' hat

Oh yeah.....tell me more about how Trump supporters are ruining civility in America.

You're not going to get very good responses when you call everyone idiots and hypocrites Goose. Work on your anger issues. Or not, just a suggestion.

I don't give a fuck. Ban me. I've been called a racist, a liar, a rape promoter in here uncounted times and never once did you post like this.

You're a piece of shit moderator because you're all one sided. Until I see people called out on both sides and see them grown up enough to not turn 30% of the threads on the main board political I'll continue to post as if I had no rules just as they do.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-07-06, 14:09

LooseGoose wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

You're not going to get very good responses when you call everyone idiots and hypocrites Goose. Work on your anger issues. Or not, just a suggestion.

I don't give a fuck. Ban me. I've been called a racist, a liar, a rape promoter in here uncounted times and never once did you post like this.

You're a piece of shit moderator because you're all one sided. Until I see people called out on both sides and see them grown up enough to not turn 30% of the threads on the main board political I'll continue to post as if I had no rules just as they do.

You have some serious issues dude. Hope you get help.

by Guest 2018-07-06, 14:12

tGreenWay wrote:Goose, is calling me an idiot — unprompted — being civil? Also, what violence am I cheering? I’d like to know why I’m being verbally assaulted by you. Please.

Straw meet man.

As long as you idiots cheer violence you're going to get more of it.

Unless you're cheering the violence?

by Guest 2018-07-06, 14:13

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

I don't give a fuck. Ban me. I've been called a racist, a liar, a rape promoter in here uncounted times and never once did you post like this.

You're a piece of shit moderator because you're all one sided. Until I see people called out on both sides and see them grown up enough to not turn 30% of the threads on the main board political I'll continue to post as if I had no rules just as they do.

You have some serious issues dude. Hope you get help.

Wow man, I can feel the scorch.

lol....please don't wreck me like that again.

And avoid the issue that you're all one sided on your periodic chastisements.

by **Cameron** 2018-07-06, 14:34

Rocinante wrote:Continuing to openly support this president is an act of racism. I don't know how many times I have to say it.

So if you get punched for it, well... you chose to be a racist.

Couple things:

1) You saying it doesn't make it true.
2) Violence against nonviolent people is never acceptable, no matter how big of a piece of shit they may or may not be.

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