What national emergency would you declare?

Religion. Root of all that is evil, millions of deaths over the course of human history and still continuing to this day. Turn your Bible's, korans, etc in. And the only collateral damage I can think of is fewer little boys will be victims of sexual assault.

Practicing any religion shall be deemed illegal and punishable by 10 years incarceration.

You're welcome Merica.

Sincerely,

President Kingston Lake

Religion, racism or guns.

Of course, I could declare a national emergency on "stupidity" and that would take care of all three.

I’d like to declare a national emergency












in my pants.

I declare NATIONAL EMERGENCY!

tGreenWay wrote:I’d like to declare a national emergency












in my pants.

Too small.

I'd declare that the refs in the 2013 Notre Dame game fucked us over and demand a true national championship game with Florida State.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I'd declare that the refs in the 2013 Notre Dame game fucked us over and demand a true national championship game with Florida State.

Boom!

Plutocracy... Probably enforce something similar to Warren's Anti-corruption act. (Linky)

As well as reversing Citizens United and re-instating the Fairness Doctrine.
If you break the right wing media machine all of the delusional suckers would have to look to reality (finally).

Probably global warming tbh Kingston

Fridging the fruit.

People driving too slow in the left lane, no question.

Cameron wrote:People driving too slow in the left lane, no question.

Income inequality is a good one too Cameron

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Cameron wrote:People driving too slow in the left lane, no question.

Income inequality is a good one too Cameron

I care more about the left lane.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Probably global warming tbh Kingston

I'm down with that. + Outweighs the -

Cameron wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Income inequality is a good one too Cameron

I care more about the left lane.

Minimum speed in left lane of a freeway 80mph. Consider it done.

Fumigating the white house should be the national emergency. It's been infested by a giant cockroach.

Floyd Robertson wrote:Fumigating the white house should be the national emergency. It's been infested by a giant cockroach.

Lots of sage going to get burned in the WH after Mango leaves.

Nothing, and I mean nothing smells more like a national emergency than when your president proclaimed, “I didn’t have to do this” then jets off for a weekend of golf.

Me, the wife, the cats and the kids will be locked in the basement with soup and water for the next couple months.

The NFL settling with Kapenick might just be a National Emergency in the south.

msugolfguy wrote:The NFL settling with Kapenick might just be a National Emergency in the south.

Leaked it could be 60 million.

DWags wrote:

msugolfguy wrote:The NFL settling with Kapenick might just be a National Emergency in the south.

Leaked it could be 60 million.

EXECUTE THE BABIES!