Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest's christian hero promotes violence
we cannot be lulled into silence
the acts of voter fraud
was a direct affront to god
white people must stand up in defiance

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio despises the electoral college
they think that SCOTUS has a lack of knowledge
washed with voter fraud
Trump's loss was an act against god
they prayed for election stoppage

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio has the greatest little diners
on mornings, they're filled with whiners
they watch the 'news'
they become quite confused
their christian hero has sex with minors

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest detests abortion
but he loves philosophical contortion
he wants the little babies to live
but the death penalty, he would proudly give
religion provides convenient moral distortion

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio is a land of white people
they hold hands in the shadow of the steeple
they worship their god
are outraged by voter fraud
they adore their congresspeople

[Robert J Sakimano]

this morning in the Mio diners
there are sure to be more than a few whiners
white people will proclaim
colored people are to blame
for America becoming less finer

[Robert J Sakimano]

as we start the New Year - and the year that his christian hero has to leave the White House Truck Stop and Massage Parlor - I wanted to repost Guest's manifesto. We should all be reminded of his commitment to the mainstream media, his christian hero, and what is right in the world when you view it through Mio-colored glasses.

The manifesto is simply that good.

Guest wrote:
Greetings my Swill friends.

lol, this is close in a couple ways but wildly askew in others.   I get up and check my email, answer any important ones.   Cook breakfast which always includes eggs unless the grandkids are here - then they usually request pancakes or waffles.   Coffee sets my AFib off so I drink one cup a week, I've missed my morning pot badly for 10 years now.  Then I read my 3 newspaper sites (News, Freep, MLive), various message boards and couple of news aggregators.  After that there's some daily variation depending on season and plans.  
The not even close parts:  I've logged into Twitter once since April - to say thanks to Lynn Henning.   He and I shared many lively debates over the years as old farm kids, baseball and outdoors nuts and across a liberal/conservative divide.  Somehow we never called each other names and remain friends.  
The BS part is BS on your part.   You and 90%+ of the Swill are raging liberals that consider yourselves purveyors of facts as you swallow the Covington, Smollett and other bullshit news whole as you blithely call any site you disagree with "propaganda" - how's the collusion propaganda going?  Because you have a huge majority on the Swill you mistake that as being a reflection of America as a whole.   You ignore the fact that Trump won, and is favored to win again by the people that are most accurate - the books.  You are NOT reflective of America, most are more conservative than you and more liberal than me.   I'm aware of that, most of you aren't.
If you think I'm blinded take a few, step back and think about the political leanings of those that have been driven from or simply chose to leave the board.    There's a pattern in how people with opposing viewpoints are treated here.
Also I did NOT come post political content on the Swill - if I was posting political content it was in the Bin.  That's the double standard that irked me most.  The board doesn't need to be that way if people choose to respect boundaries.  One of my other message boards started as a Tigers board but now has every sport covered and a massively active political section - the crossover is virtually zero.  Why?   Because people keep things separate and in the rare times it's needed the mods actually enforce it.  And honestly that place is just as wildly liberal as the Swill - I guess most conservatives have better things to do than message boarding.   At the Swill none of the mods could/would see it because it all agreed with their worldview.    So I left, life goes on, yours and mine.  
I'm not pissed at anyone, I'm just unwilling to be randomly abused because my political views are different than most of you.  I've had those same views since before many of you were born, Trump has nothing to do with it and I don't spend 85% of my life obsessing over the orange man as many of you seem to.   And by that I mean getting fucking offended by a headline because it comes from a source you don't approve of.  
The Swill is eventually doomed anyway, the 2 people with the keys to the place are rarely there and essentially don't give a flying fuck except to say it's "their" board.   Maybe there's some hope that tRCMB will implode someday and he can cash in, hell if I know.
Since Martin mentioned he liked the Mio thread, Ellie's 12 Tables is in this story - I've been flogging this diner for a while on the Swill.   They won the voting for the best diner in northern Michigan.   The question is how will they fare in the final standings.   (Owned and operated by 2 members of our local LGBT community as are 2 other local eateries, amazing for those of you that think everywhere outside your little bubble is bigoted especially in a county that voted 70% Trump)
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/d5dc9fae5d512/see-all-of-our-michigans-best-diner-finalists.html
For my friend Bobby Sak: A new sport he needs to consider - combining his love of biking and snow.
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/734f712b2a9446/winter-fat-tire-biking-is-taking-off-in-michigan-17-trails-to-try.html
For my friend Wakie: Happy Birthday and the CitiDouble Cash is a great card, it's my go to.
In closing I'm not going to lie and say I don't miss the place but in the end the shit there just wasn't worth it to me.   I can get my Spartan fix at tRCMB and my Tigers fix at Motown Sports so I'm good.   Have fun and enjoy yourself,

Goose aka "Guest" ;-)

PS - how's that for book length?

Long Live Guest, the mainstream media and his christian hero.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio has no problems with extortion
they only detest abortion
babies deserve life if they're white
they are precious in god's sight
they enjoy moral and ethical contortion

[Rocinante]

Bob I hope you’re keeping all these because forumotion just dumps after a certain number of pages.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Bob I hope you’re keeping all these because forumotion just dumps after a certain number of pages.

they're in my heart.

and I know Guest is reading.. that is what makes them so special.

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a poster named Goose
who liked eggs, toast and juice
he enjoyed going to church
his christian hero, you do not besmirch
his commitment to the media, profuse

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio loves a good protest
they approach them with great zest
they don't mind when people die
they still claim to be pro-life
they love their christian hero the best

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest wants to stop the steal
MAGA murders with great zeal
he loves his christian hero
his tolerance for peace is zero
he just wants jesus to take the wheel

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio is rooted in deep belief in god
one thing they don't tolerate is voter fraud
they love white people
they gather 'neath the church steeple
last week's terror attack, they applaud

[Robert J Sakimano]

Goose got sad and he left
he left us feeling bereft
he would anger with ease
seemed always displeased
emotional well-being, he lacked being deft

[Robert J Sakimano]

apple, blueberry and pies of peach
church-goers are happy to teach
if you lose an election
launch a murderous insurrection
and whine about freedom of speech

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest believes children are the future
teach them well and let them lead the way
show them how to commit a terror attack
then whine about Twitter not letting them back
they're just innocent white kids, let them have their say

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a guy named Guest
who loved Trump the best
a murderous insurrection
was an object of affection
the Constitution is but a pest

[NigelUno]

Guest believes children are the future
teach them well and let them lead the way
show them how to commit a terror attack
then whine about Twitter not letting them back
they're just innocent white kids, let them have their say

You can't take away Guest's dignity.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest believes children are the future
teach them well and let them lead the way
show them how to commit a terror attack
then whine about Twitter not letting them back
they're just innocent white kids, let them have their say

You can't take away Guest's dignity.

nor his dedication to the mainstream media.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest enjoys watching the news
especially when he has the blues
Fox News, MSNBC, CNN
if they're talking about Trump, he's all in
when it comes to anger, Guest has a very short fuse

[Robert J Sakimano]

christian terrorists just want unity
they should be able to murder with impunity
in the name of voter fraud
they trust their souls to god
and continue to attack the democratic community

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio is a wholesome christian community
they believe in peace and unity
terror attacks during an insurrection
is a result of a fraudulent election
they should be able to kill with immunity

[Robert J Sakimano]

Trump's days in office are five
Guest will keep his memory alive
he keeps a picture of his christian hero
the regrets he has are zero
his cable news continues to thrive

[Robert J Sakimano]

apple, blueberry, and pies made of pumpkins
Mio citizens are proud to be Trumpkins
they collect 'neath the church steeple
to support the votes of white people
MAGA christians are not country bumpkins

[Robert J Sakimano]

the patriots of Mio, in jesus they bask
it's their god-given right to not wear a mask
while others may die
they prefer a Trump lie
science is such a pesky task

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest loves a cozy little diner
christian friends, coffee, nothing could be finer
they talk about voter fraud
and their commitment to god
their christian hero is an obese, drug-addicted whiner

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a guy named Guest
who would come to tSwill and nest
he'd get really mad
then he'd get sad
his patience, not the best

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a poster named Guest
whose anger you best not test
he loved his christian hero
his tolerance of other opinions, zero
the christians of Mio are blessed

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio is a bustling town of music and art
Guest likes to bake a pie that is tart
don't criticize his christian hero
his patience of such is absolutely zero
he thinks that Trump is very smart

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio is a town that is quaint
if you criticize their christian hero, they might faint
they supported the insurrection
punishment, you see, for a stolen election
constitutional scholars, they ain't

[NigelUno]

Why do I get the feeling that Guest would love MTG?

[Robert J Sakimano]

Why do I get the feeling that Guest would love MTG?

they're both solemn people of god.. he'd probably bake her a pie.. and talk about the children.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest would love Marjorie Taylor Green
and would want to protect her from people who are mean
he'd bake her a pie
with a glimmer in his eye
she's as good of a christian as he's ever seen

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest up and left tSwill
he didn't like how it made him feel
his tolerance for criticism was zero
when it came to his christian hero
presidential elections, you should not steal

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio is a land of christian people
they regularly gather 'neath the steeple
they will not support a fraudulent election
they love a murderous insurrection
such loving, 'pro-life' townspeople

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest kneels and prays at the cross
all black votes should be tossed
Noah didn't build a boat
so that minorities had the right to vote
he loves his pussy-grabbin' christian boss

[Robert J Sakimano]

the old men drink coffee and chat
suspenders, tshirts and a MAGA hat
nothing could be finer
than mornings at the Mio diner
mainstream media conspiracies theories, they arrive at

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest isn't watching the impeachment hearing
the way they speak of his christian hero is not endearing
he needs a safe space
christian values, he does embrace
at the church, he is volunteering

[Robert J Sakimano]

MAGA beat a police officer to death
they cheered as he took his last breath
the police officer should have known
the hate that Trump had sewn
pro-life values run at an immense depth

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