Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-11-30, 20:34

As has become customary, it's time to start a new page with Guest's completely normal and rational soliloquy outlining his love of the mainstream media, his respect for the racist, bigoted christian sexual predator, and reasons for leaving us here.

Hey Guest tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread - Page 21 1362440668

tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread - Page 21 1362440668

- we know you're reading and hope you're well and in a place you can relax and be contenet..

Greetings my Swill friends.

lol, this is close in a couple ways but wildly askew in others. I get up and check my email, answer any important ones. Cook breakfast which always includes eggs unless the grandkids are here - then they usually request pancakes or waffles. Coffee sets my AFib off so I drink one cup a week, I've missed my morning pot badly for 10 years now. Then I read my 3 newspaper sites (News, Freep, MLive), various message boards and couple of news aggregators. After that there's some daily variation depending on season and plans.
The not even close parts: I've logged into Twitter once since April - to say thanks to Lynn Henning. He and I shared many lively debates over the years as old farm kids, baseball and outdoors nuts and across a liberal/conservative divide. Somehow we never called each other names and remain friends.
The BS part is BS on your part. You and 90%+ of the Swill are raging liberals that consider yourselves purveyors of facts as you swallow the Covington, Smollett and other bullshit news whole as you blithely call any site you disagree with "propaganda" - how's the collusion propaganda going? Because you have a huge majority on the Swill you mistake that as being a reflection of America as a whole. You ignore the fact that Trump won, and is favored to win again by the people that are most accurate - the books. You are NOT reflective of America, most are more conservative than you and more liberal than me. I'm aware of that, most of you aren't.
If you think I'm blinded take a few, step back and think about the political leanings of those that have been driven from or simply chose to leave the board. There's a pattern in how people with opposing viewpoints are treated here.
Also I did NOT come post political content on the Swill - if I was posting political content it was in the Bin. That's the double standard that irked me most. The board doesn't need to be that way if people choose to respect boundaries. One of my other message boards started as a Tigers board but now has every sport covered and a massively active political section - the crossover is virtually zero. Why? Because people keep things separate and in the rare times it's needed the mods actually enforce it. And honestly that place is just as wildly liberal as the Swill - I guess most conservatives have better things to do than message boarding. At the Swill none of the mods could/would see it because it all agreed with their worldview. So I left, life goes on, yours and mine.
I'm not pissed at anyone, I'm just unwilling to be randomly abused because my political views are different than most of you. I've had those same views since before many of you were born, Trump has nothing to do with it and I don't spend 85% of my life obsessing over the orange man as many of you seem to. And by that I mean getting fucking offended by a headline because it comes from a source you don't approve of.
The Swill is eventually doomed anyway, the 2 people with the keys to the place are rarely there and essentially don't give a flying fuck except to say it's "their" board. Maybe there's some hope that tRCMB will implode someday and he can cash in, hell if I know.
Since Martin mentioned he liked the Mio thread, Ellie's 12 Tables is in this story - I've been flogging this diner for a while on the Swill. They won the voting for the best diner in northern Michigan. The question is how will they fare in the final standings. (Owned and operated by 2 members of our local LGBT community as are 2 other local eateries, amazing for those of you that think everywhere outside your little bubble is bigoted especially in a county that voted 70% Trump)
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/d5dc9fae5d512/see-all-of-our-michigans-best-diner-finalists.html
For my friend Bobby Sak: A new sport he needs to consider - combining his love of biking and snow.
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/734f712b2a9446/winter-fat-tire-biking-is-taking-off-in-michigan-17-trails-to-try.html
For my friend Wakie: Happy Birthday and the CitiDouble Cash is a great card, it's my go to.
In closing I'm not going to lie and say I don't miss the place but in the end the shit there just wasn't worth it to me. I can get my Spartan fix at tRCMB and my Tigers fix at Motown Sports so I'm good. Have fun and enjoy yourself,

Goose aka "Guest" ;-)

PS - how's that for book length?

by **The Pantry** 2021-11-30, 20:58

RQA wrote:Goose/Guest sounds like a cool dude. Sorry I missed him.

Really cool dude. So cool his pathetic opponents are still taking potshots at him years after he left the forum.

by **NigelUno** 2021-11-30, 21:42

The Pantry wrote:
RQA wrote:Goose/Guest sounds like a cool dude. Sorry I missed him.
Really cool dude. So cool his pathetic opponents are still taking potshots at him years after he left the forum.

I liked his manifesto.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-12-01, 06:47

at the top of the page you will find
the thoughts and reflections of a normal mind
he retired to his recliner
and food from the Mio diner
he didn't think we were very kind

by TrapperGus 2021-12-01, 10:01

Goose suffered the fate of the right
As he though his positions air tight
The facts showed otherwise
But he could not surmise
So he now avoids facts cause they bite

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-12-01, 10:06

the christian folks of Mio
(one can only guess why-o)
are more upset with brown people looting
than kids murdered in a school shooting
Jesus is their favorite guy-o

by TrapperGus 2021-12-02, 08:53

The words that Jesus Christ said
Never seem to enter their head
Take care of the other
Just like they were brother
They never really have read

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-12-03, 08:50

there once was a poster named Guest
whose patience we must not test
our thoughts he would read
until he believed
leaving the board was best

by TrapperGus 2021-12-03, 10:11

5,550,000 jobs have been added by Biden
So with Joe in the fast lane we're riden
But Goose surely thinks
Biden's number really stinks
In Mio his time he is abiden

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-12-03, 21:44

My poetry makes some people upset
The more I write, the angrier they get
I'm not sure why they even read it
They would be wise to not even see it
They continue with great regret

by **NigelUno** 2021-12-04, 09:13

Someone should check on Cam
Maybe he's having an omelet with ham
When he writes an obsession and mental illness post
It is ironic and best served with toast
From the Mio diner, with jam

by TrapperGus 2021-12-04, 11:18

In Mio they are most typically red
Statistics show that more will be dead
For lack of the jab
It is very very sad
At least they see Jesus in their head

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-12-04, 12:24

NigelUno wrote:Someone should check on Cam
Maybe he's having an omelet with ham
When he writes an obsession and mental illness post
It is ironic and best served with toast
From the Mio diner, with jam

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by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-12-06, 10:15

Guest is a patriot in my eyes
for that, I will never apologize
hailing from a cosmopolitan town
with zero faces of brown
his hero, Trump, they do idolize

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-12-06, 12:26

Mio is a town of christian vigor
Joe Biden is an election rigger
they pray to their christian god
and solicit a violent squad
the next insurrection will be bigger

by **Trapper Gus** 2021-12-07, 08:32

In Mio the snow is falling
All the residents is bawling
They can't get their fix
Of bats and sticks
Cause no one in town is ahaulen

by **NigelUno** 2021-12-07, 08:58

To Mio, steve was sent
He didn't have a choice, he just went
Nothing could be finer
Than if Goose met him at the diner
The pie is magnificent

by **NigelUno** 2021-12-08, 12:45

The Mean Girls Club got their way
Now steve has no say
On Wednesdays they wear pink
Banning steve was kinda rinky-dink
Drinks are on Cam, all day

by **GRR Spartan** 2021-12-08, 13:02

Goose still has a following from insecure old white guys who voted for and supported the pathological liar who tried to overturn an election.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-12-08, 14:05

Guest got tired of us being rude
he developed a bad attitude
he retreated to his favorite chair
he can watch his news shows there
it puts him in a better mood

by **Trapper Gus** 2021-12-09, 20:21

There once was a town, Copper Harbor
Where you had to drive far for a barber
Goose couldn't go there
For he hadn't the fare
But a least he was halfway to Ann Arbor

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-12-10, 08:29

Guest loves the Constitution
his Mio church is a great institution
little white kids run and play
their parents never far away
protecting them from brown people inclusion

by **Trapper Gus** 2021-12-10, 17:42

there once was a lady on a tiger
Who had to decide on or insider her
If Goose had his way
She never would say
So therefore with Goose we all abide her

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-12-13, 09:49

there once was a church-goer named Guest
whose patience thou shalt not test
he would become quite upset
with folks on the internet
he decided that leaving was best

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-12-14, 09:41

there once was a christian who plotted a coup
his fans in Mio were excited, too
a violent insurrection
meant to overturn the election
they went to church when it was through

by **NigelUno** 2021-12-14, 09:53

Goose makes really good pie
I don't think he wanted Pence to die
But the air rang out with 'Hang Mike Pence'
Those crazy fools didn't make a lot of sense
It was all a big lie

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-12-14, 11:32

Hillary, as always, was correct
but women, Mio shall not elect
they belong in the home
cooking, chatting on the phone
they deserve little respect

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-12-15, 14:47

Guest is relaxing in his cozy recliner
eating chicken-fried steak from the Mio Diner
staying inside for a smoke
nobody in Mio is 'woke'
his racist, bigoted christian sexual predator hero is a whiner

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-12-15, 14:50

children frolicking in the town square
with eyes of blue, and golden hair
in church, they will collect
holding assault rifles, to protect
from brown people, they best beware

by **Trapper Gus** 2021-12-16, 09:36

Bob misses Goose that is true
In that he is like me and you
Goose was always fun
With his time in the sun
So now we are all very blue

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-01-03, 08:02

there once was a dude at the board
who enjoyed worshiping the lord
we could not talk about his hero
his tolerance for comments = zero
he didn't like political discord

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-01-03, 08:05

in Mio it's a New Year
with plenty of revelry and cheer
still sad about the election
they loved the insurrection
non-white men, they fear

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-01-04, 08:18

there once was a poster named Guest
whose patience you better not test
he would often get the blues
then tune into the network news
it provides his life with zest

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-01-04, 09:21

the Mio Diner serves good roast beef
Kathy, a waitress, has no teeth
smoking cigs in the alley
discussing the Cops finale
never question their christian belief

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-01-04, 09:33

So, all of the Red anti-vaxed
Are losing the count in their sacks
Still their fewer live births
Fills many with mirths
At least they have the Donald's backs

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-01-04, 10:16

the sounds of the Mio Diner are a gem
incessant coughing and clearing of phlegm
booths made of vinyl
all sales are final
the health of the clientele is grim

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-01-06, 09:44

on the anniversary of the terrorist insurrection
Mio gathers for christian reflection
they celebrate the violence
in a moment of silence
mourning the stolen election

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-01-06, 11:27

there once was a president named Joe
who dealt racists a terrible blow
he was an honorable, decent man
would help Americans when he can
we as not popular with christians in Mi-o

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-01-06, 11:32

On this day of remembering
Most of us are not dismembering
There are a few
Who do do dew
And they we will be decembering

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-01-06, 11:52

Guest loves to read this thread
he appreciates what's being said
as we remember our friend
who decided to spend
his days without message board dread

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