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Lisa from the match.com ad: Stage 5 clinger or boil your pet rabbit crazy?

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Post by tGreenWay 2019-06-07, 15:40

You’re definitely going to find this woman in your kitchen with a pot on the stove and a knife in her hand cutting her thigh while insisting she loves you. Lisa from the match.com ad: Stage 5 clinger or boil your pet rabbit crazy? 4198636888


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Post by Floyd Robertson 2019-06-07, 15:44

As one YouTube commenter said, "organ harvester, for sure."

So yeah, you're better off with Courtney. She's never home.

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Post by Senior Dickfist 2019-06-07, 15:46

Didn't one of those commercials have a gal that said, "Come find me"?  Pro tip, one time only and it better be at her place and do not give her your number.

Edited: Thank you Floyd
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2019-06-07, 15:56

I like Courtney. I would like to seek a good pegging from her.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2019-06-07, 16:00

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I like Courtney. I would like to seek a good pegging from her.

I wonder if she has a cracked cervix?
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2019-06-07, 16:04

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I like Courtney. I would like to seek a good pegging from her.

I wonder if she has a cracked cervix?

I'd be happy to give it a go if not. In college my nickname was the cervix cervicer.
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Post by tGreenWay 2019-06-07, 16:18

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I like Courtney. I would like to seek a good pegging from her.

I wonder if she has a cracked cervix?

Def not after you pegged her. Though you might need to see you GYN once she’s finished pegging you.


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Post by tGreenWay 2019-06-07, 16:19

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

I wonder if she has a cracked cervix?

I'd be happy to give it a go if not. In college my nickname was the cervix cervicer.


I’d like to challenge that answer, Alex.
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