Bump when you're drunk

AvgMSUJoe wrote:I'm drunk. In dallas.

Voluntarily in Dallas?

Lightweigth ...

Two bottles of beer and a glass of gin, all posting for the rest of the day is drunk.posteing

Wasted. Father in law can’t walk anymore. His place and my place on the west side are a ten minute golf cart ride from each other. I’m raking and power washing and get a wife waving her arms all over he’s fallen and they need me. I get to his place, he’s completely bummed I need to do this shit. I don’t mind. But it’s depressing. He doesn’t want me to go back to my place. Wants me to drink. So…. Here i am he’s asleep in a chair I put him in. Wife and mil want to make dinner for us. I’m completely way more drunk than I should be. I’m telling you guys.

Guys, I want to die of a heart attack while I’m still freely moving under my own power. Everything else sucks.

Excepts getting drunk. I’m good with that.

DWags wrote:Wasted. Father in law can’t walk anymore. His place and my place on the west side are a ten minute golf cart ride from each other.  I’m raking and power washing and get a wife waving her arms all over he’s fallen and they need me.  I get to his place, he’s completely bummed I need to do this shit.  I don’t mind.  But it’s depressing.  He doesn’t want me to go back to my place. Wants me to drink.  So…. Here i am he’s asleep in a chair I put him in. Wife and mil want to make dinner for us. I’m completely way more drunk than I should be. I’m telling you guys.  

Guys, I want to die of a heart attack while I’m still freely moving under my own power. Everything else sucks.

Excepts getting drunk. I’m good with that.

My grandpa had a heart attack in the parking lot after church, which was pretty much his favorite thing. Dead before he hit the ground. Not a bad way to go, relatively speaking.

Just walked out of turtle creek up $500. Went down $400 in 30 min and made it back.  Fucking sucks they close at midnight.

InTenSity wrote:Just walked out of turtle creek up $500. Went down $400 in 30 min and made it back.  Fucking sucks they close at midnight.

What time do they open? And are you drunk?

InTenSity wrote:Just walked out of turtle creek up $500. Went down $400 in 30 min and made it back.  Fucking sucks they close at midnight.

I had no idea turtle creek closed that early.

One of the locals told me that the casino on the peninsula is a good place to win, only if you go around 9am. I have no idea if that's true. But I've been meaning to do that when I'm working in the TC area.

NigelUno wrote:

InTenSity wrote:Just walked out of turtle creek up $500. Went down $400 in 30 min and made it back.  Fucking sucks they close at midnight.

What time do they open?  And are you drunk?

I think at 9. Yes I was drunk.

Dendrobates wrote:

InTenSity wrote:Just walked out of turtle creek up $500. Went down $400 in 30 min and made it back.  Fucking sucks they close at midnight.

I had no idea turtle creek closed that early.

One of the locals told me that the casino on the peninsula is a good place to win, only if you go around 9am. I have no idea if that's true. But I've been meaning to do that when I'm working in the TC area.

Same with little river in Manistee. They're all closing down at Midnight I guess. Weird. But I'm sure they had actuaries doing the math.

DWags wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:

I had no idea turtle creek closed that early.

One of the locals told me that the casino on the peninsula is a good place to win, only if you go around 9am. I have no idea if that's true. But I've been meaning to do that when I'm working in the TC area.

Same with little river in Manistee. They're all closing down at Midnight I guess. Weird. But I'm sure they had actuaries doing the math.

It might be a staffing issue. Just a guess, though.

I cashed out $1100. Was worried I might have to report it,  but cash games are different.

Retroactive bump for last night. Old Fashioneds go down way too easy, might not allow myself to have them anymore. Not even that hungover today, but I'm less okay with browning out than I was in my 20s...

Suddenly that empty bottle of wine on my table makes more sense.

I actuall cooked last night. Made risotto. Then steaks in the iron skillet.  It was the second time I cooked since my woodpile jump.  

When I cook risotto, I always drink wine  I used my little scooter, so I’m standing on my left leg and kneeling on my right.   I have not really had more than a half a glass of wine since the accident.   I drank 2 1/2 last night.  I was pretty drunk.

Rum tasting yesterday morning, a bottle of wine last night. I’m not now and never have been a good day drinker.

I could bump this almost every day, but I choose to bump it today.