Re: The Swill Buddy System

by **Turtleneck** 2020-03-25, 11:36

steveschneider wrote:Checking in, who's my buddy?

How much toilet paper you got?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2020-03-25, 11:36

steveschneider wrote:Checking in, who's my buddy?

Pantry

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Enjoy

by **steveschneider** 2020-03-25, 11:54

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
steveschneider wrote:Checking in, who's my buddy?

Pantry Enjoy

Hey Pantry, if you need any supplies I can load up plenty of toilet paper in the hatchback of my Prius. The seats fold down so I can fit enough to last a year.

by **Turtleneck** 2020-03-25, 12:00

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
steveschneider wrote:Checking in, who's my buddy?

Pantry Enjoy

Steve: Pantry, just checking in. You ok?

Pantry: I don't need a New York piss ant checking on me. I can fend for myself thank you very much. Please send frozen burritos though.

by **steveschneider** 2020-03-25, 12:20

Turtleneck wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Pantry Enjoy

Steve: Pantry, just checking in. You ok?

Pantry: I don't need a New York piss ant checking on me. I can fend for myself thank you very much. Please send frozen burritos though.

Steve: Sup Dude?

Pantry: Fuck you Prius driver.

by **NigelUno** 2020-03-25, 12:23

steveschneider wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Pantry Enjoy

Hey Pantry, if you need any supplies I can load up plenty of toilet paper in the hatchback of my Prius. The seats fold down so I can fit enough to last a year.

by **Nordic** 2020-03-25, 12:56

steveschneider wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Pantry Enjoy

Hey Pantry, if you need any supplies I can load up plenty of toilet paper in the hatchback of my Prius. The seats fold down so I can fit enough to last a year.

Steve is the man

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-03-27, 09:19

Miami - how ya doing?

me? Thanks for asking.. leave the house for short walks, 2-3 a day.. I work out every morning, usually around EL or campus. Went to the ELHS track this morning. There were 3 other folks there.

otherwise, staying at home. Feeling pretty good - it's everyone else I worry about.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-03-27, 09:31

Has anyone seen Wally? The Swill Buddy System - Page 3 1550444538

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2020-03-27, 09:44

I think I’m going to assign everyone’s week 2 buddy via a random number generator. Think of it like the nba lottery if sports were still a thing that we had

Also I’m going to change everyone’s buddy next week.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2020-03-27, 09:45

Feel free to make bets amongst yourselves

by **InTenSity** 2020-03-27, 10:38

WBH and I are good. I'm trying to give him tips on Westworld S1.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2020-03-27, 11:05

InTenSity wrote:WBH and I are good. I'm trying to give him tips on Westworld S1.

I’m sorry intensity I don’t make the rules this is just how it is

by **InTenSity** 2020-03-27, 11:40

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
InTenSity wrote:WBH and I are good. I'm trying to give him tips on Westworld S1.

I’m sorry intensity I don’t make the rules this is just how it is

I'm pretty sure you're just making this up as you go. There was a team that we had to deal with these situations, but new management made us get rid of it.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2020-03-27, 11:40

InTenSity wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I’m sorry intensity I don’t make the rules this is just how it is
I'm pretty sure you're just making this up as you go. There was a team that we had to deal with these situations, but new management made us get rid of it.

At the end of the day who are any of us to say if God has decided it will be new buddies every week

by **Nordic** 2020-03-27, 12:12

Dwags & I are great and keeping our distance. I know he can handle himself, but there for him at anytime. And vice versa. Perfect buddy match Trav.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2020-03-27, 12:21

Robert J Sakimano wrote:Miami - how ya doing?

me? Thanks for asking.. leave the house for short walks, 2-3 a day.. I work out every morning, usually around EL or campus. Went to the ELHS track this morning. There were 3 other folks there.

otherwise, staying at home. Feeling pretty good - it's everyone else I worry about.

It is a sign that we are in sync as buddies, when you can answer my question without me even posting it.

I'm good. Went to the grocery store to get a couple of things ahead of the weekend. Might have to do a conference call later for work.

Good times.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2020-03-27, 12:44

Nordic wrote:Dwags & I are great and keeping our distance. I know he can handle himself, but there for him at anytime. And vice versa. Perfect buddy match Trav.

May the odds be ever in your favor on Monday

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-03-27, 12:44

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:Miami - how ya doing?

me? Thanks for asking.. leave the house for short walks, 2-3 a day.. I work out every morning, usually around EL or campus. Went to the ELHS track this morning. There were 3 other folks there.

otherwise, staying at home. Feeling pretty good - it's everyone else I worry about.

It is a sign that we are in sync as buddies, when you can answer my question without me even posting it.

I'm good. Went to the grocery store to get a couple of things ahead of the weekend. Might have to do a conference call later for work.

Good times.

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have a good day, CoronaBuddy..

by **Nordic** 2020-03-27, 13:52

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Nordic wrote:Dwags & I are great and keeping our distance. I know he can handle himself, but there for him at anytime. And vice versa. Perfect buddy match Trav.

May the odds be ever in your favor on Monday

I trust your judgement Travis

by **StylesGShmooth** 2020-03-28, 15:54

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
StylesGShmooth wrote:

You can join my team. Dendro is in a corner watching. It's a fucking party.

Sweet, what's your EpicGames tag and Xbox live ID? We got gaming to do. It's been a long couple of weeks, so I only have about 9 Labattas and a fifth of Screwball left, but I'm willing to share.

Also, what's your couch space situation? Think might job might not exist for quite a while and unemployment is a lot bit shy of my bills.

Dendro can continue watching in the corner.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2020-03-28, 16:22

Okay I am commencing the first round of buddy drawing. It’s going to be a tedious process that involves me flipping a coin over and over again until we’re all paired off. Or until I’m bored and quit. First, I’m going to split the below list into two groups, heads and tails (or 1s and 2s as they case may be since I don’t want to get up for a coin). Then, whenever I feel like doing this again, I’ll spilt the list further until everyone is in a group alone with their buddy, the buddy that God and fate intends.

basically each round of splitting will separate each group into roughly halfish until there are only two left in the 10-15 or so different groups. Think of it like a March madness bracket, except exactly the opposite and also in a way not at all related. Okay let me phrase it better because it makes no sense, first round is right now, you’re a 1 or a 2. Then in the second round all of the 1s will be separated into either 3s or 4s and the 2s will be separated into 5s or 6s and so on and so forth until everyone is in a group with only two left. That will be your buddy for the duration of the quarantine which may or may not outlast this game that I expect you to bet on.

If you aren’t on the list I am truly sorry but let me know before the next round of voting and I’ll assign you your 1 or 2.

Greenway 2
Dwags 1
Wally 2
Steve 1
Bob 1
Intensity 1
Nigel 2
Wake 2
Roc 1
Kingston 2
Floyd 2
Death roe 2
Travis 1
Heat 2
Src 1
Dickfest 2
Jake 1
Au alum 1
Corner blitz 1
Cameron 1
Otpt 1
Bill Cain 2
Wbh 2
Miami 1
Pantry 2
Pylon 2
Nordie 1
Turtleneck 2
Styles 1
Dendro 2
Duffy 2
Pulling 1

Addendum- I had to reuse the random number generator to make sure that I had an even number in each grouping. One original 2 got switch to 1 to make 16 1s and 16 2s.

by Senior Dickfist 2020-03-28, 18:08

Well, Travis, I see that I'm a 2 and you're a 1. And this is how you tell me? Oh wait, It's you not me, correct? Like I haven't heard that before. It's times like this when you think you can count on someone and they just jump ship the second they you need them. On top of it all, the only thing in this world that you care about, beside yourself, is fucking oatmeal! You ever heard of a fucking Quaker named Dickfist? Exactly, because I'm not a fucking Quaker and I don't fucking care about oatmeal. The only fucking thing I wanted was some god damn weed. 1 fucking thing and you couldn't come through when you're "buddy" needed you the most. You selfist bastard. I hope someone buys you a UM shirt for your Birthday, fucker.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2020-03-28, 18:11

You will always be my buddy Dickfest don’t worry :) I’ll always make sure you have plenty of oatmeal. this is just for the official swill quarantine buddy system (patent pending)

by Senior Dickfist 2020-03-28, 18:25

Travis, that's so sweet of you, dear. You'll always be my little buddy, too. Now try and understand these two things: 1. I don't want any fucking oatmeal. 2. You may have switched to Team 1, but you still "work" for the same "company". What this means is that you need to finish your obligations from your previous position before your transition to team 1 is complete. In other words, get me my fucking weed. Thank you and have a great day!

Sincerely,
Dickfest

by **Nordic** 2020-03-28, 18:38

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Okay I am commencing the first round of buddy drawing. It’s going to be a tedious process that involves me flipping a coin over and over again until we’re all paired off. Or until I’m bored and quit. First, I’m going to split the below list into two groups, heads and tails (or 1s and 2s as they case may be since I don’t want to get up for a coin). Then, whenever I feel like doing this again, I’ll spilt the list further until everyone is in a group alone with their buddy, the buddy that God and fate intends.

basically each round of splitting will separate each group into roughly halfish until there are only two left in the 10-15 or so different groups. Think of it like a March madness bracket, except exactly the opposite and also in a way not at all related. Okay let me phrase it better because it makes no sense, first round is right now, you’re a 1 or a 2. Then in the second round all of the 1s will be separated into either 3s or 4s and the 2s will be separated into 5s or 6s and so on and so forth until everyone is in a group with only two left. That will be your buddy for the duration of the quarantine which may or may not outlast this game that I expect you to bet on.

If you aren’t on the list I am truly sorry but let me know before the next round of voting and I’ll assign you your 1 or 2.

Greenway 2
Dwags 1
Wally 2
Steve 1
Bob 1
Intensity 1
Nigel 2
Wake 2
Roc 1
Kingston 2
Floyd 2
Death roe 2
Travis 1
Heat 2
Src 1
Dickfest 2
Jake 1
Au alum 1
Corner blitz 1
Cameron 1
Otpt 1
Bill Cain 2
Wbh 2
Miami 1
Pantry 2
Pylon 2
Nordie 1
Turtleneck 2
Styles 1
Dendro 2
Duffy 2
Pulling 1

Addendum- I had to reuse the random number generator to make sure that I had an even number in each grouping. One original 2 got switch to 1 to make 16 1s and 16 2s.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-03-28, 18:39

This seems overly complicated so I stopped reading. Just tell me who my new buddy is. I'm considering Wally a casualty.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2020-03-28, 18:51

This all just seems like an elaborate ruse by Travis to try to force people to be his friend.

by AvgMSUJoe 2020-03-28, 19:10

Don't we have a comprehensive list of people who post?

by aualum06 2020-03-28, 19:12

MiamiSpartan wrote:This all just seems like an elaborate ruse by Travis to try to force people to be his friend.

He's working on eliminating people for the pit

by **Jake from State Farm** 2020-03-28, 19:17

Senior Dickfist wrote:Well, Travis, I see that I'm a 2 and you're a 1. And this is how you tell me? Oh wait, It's you not me, correct? Like I haven't heard that before. It's times like this when you think you can count on someone and they just jump ship the second they you need them. On top of it all, the only thing in this world that you care about, beside yourself, is fucking oatmeal! You ever heard of a fucking Quaker named Dickfist? Exactly, because I'm not a fucking Quaker and I don't fucking care about oatmeal. The only fucking thing I wanted was some god damn weed. 1 fucking thing and you couldn't come through when you're "buddy" needed you the most. You selfist bastard. I hope someone buys you a UM shirt for your Birthday, fucker.

I've got some weed.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2020-03-29, 13:22

Round 2 is right now I decided. 1s will be further grouped into 3 or 4. 2s into 5 or 6. As the Lord intended.

Greenway 2 6
Dwags 1 3
Wally 2 5
Steve 1 4
Bob 1 4
Intensity 1 3
Nigel 2 5
Wake 2 5
Roc 1 4
Kingston 2 5
Floyd 2 5
Death roe 2 6
Travis 1 4
Heat 2 6
Src 1 3
Dickfest 2 6
Jake 1 3
Au alum 1 4
Corner blitz 1 4
Cameron 1 3
Otpt 1 3
Bill Cain 2 6
Wbh 2 6
Miami 1 3
Pantry 2 5
Pylon 2 5
Nordie 1 3
Turtleneck 2 6
Styles 1 4
Dendro 2 6
Duffy 2 5
Pulling 1 4

So here are our groupings-

1 3
Dwags
Intensity
Src
Jake
Cameron
Otpt
Miami
Nordie

1 4
Steve
Bob
Roc
Travis
Au
Styles
Pulling
Corner blitz

2 5
Nigel
Wake
Floyd
Pantry
Duffy
Kingston
Pylon
Wally

2 6
Greenway
Death row
Heat
Dickfest
Bill Cain
Wbh
Turtleneck
Dendro

by **Turtleneck** 2020-03-29, 14:04

This sucks. Clearly an attempt to keep Nigel and I apart.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2020-03-29, 14:05

Turtleneck wrote:This sucks. Clearly an attempt to keep Nigel and I apart.

Obviously

by Senior Dickfist 2020-03-29, 14:26

Jake from State Farm wrote:
Senior Dickfist wrote:Well, Travis, I see that I'm a 2 and you're a 1. And this is how you tell me? Oh wait, It's you not me, correct? Like I haven't heard that before. It's times like this when you think you can count on someone and they just jump ship the second they you need them. On top of it all, the only thing in this world that you care about, beside yourself, is fucking oatmeal! You ever heard of a fucking Quaker named Dickfist? Exactly, because I'm not a fucking Quaker and I don't fucking care about oatmeal. The only fucking thing I wanted was some god damn weed. 1 fucking thing and you couldn't come through when you're "buddy" needed you the most. You selfist bastard. I hope someone buys you a UM shirt for your Birthday, fucker.

I've got some weed.

Jake, good looking out, much appreciated. I actually have quite a bit, but I wanted to see if our newly self-appointed Supreme Leader would step up to the plate and help out. He seems, as previously pointed out, a bit Kim Jong-Un-ish. All propaganda.

See, Travis, here is an individual who is capable of listening to someone else's needs in a time such as this. It's a true breath of fresh air. Take note.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2020-03-29, 14:37

How we doing on oatmeal dickfest

by Senior Dickfist 2020-03-29, 14:50

I'll tell ya, Trav, ol' buddy. I took all the oatmeal in my house, put it in an empty 55 gallon drum and burned every fucking bit as I cursed your name while smoking a fat joint. That's how WE are.

by **Nordic** 2020-03-29, 15:00

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Round 2 is right now I decided. 1s will be further grouped into 3 or 4. 2s into 5 or 6. As the Lord intended.

Greenway 2 6
Dwags 1 3
Wally 2 5
Steve 1 4
Bob 1 4
Intensity 1 3
Nigel 2 5
Wake 2 5
Roc 1 4
Kingston 2 5
Floyd 2 5
Death roe 2 6
Travis 1 4
Heat 2 6
Src 1 3
Dickfest 2 6
Jake 1 3
Au alum 1 4
Corner blitz 1 4
Cameron 1 3
Otpt 1 3
Bill Cain 2 6
Wbh 2 6
Miami 1 3
Pantry 2 5
Pylon 2 5
Nordie 1 3
Turtleneck 2 6
Styles 1 4
Dendro 2 6
Duffy 2 5
Pulling 1 4

So here are our groupings-

1 3
Dwags
Intensity
Src
Jake
Cameron
Otpt
Miami
Nordie

1 4
Steve
Bob
Roc
Travis
Au
Styles
Pulling
Corner blitz

2 5
Nigel
Wake
Floyd
Pantry
Duffy
Kingston
Pylon
Wally

2 6
Greenway
Death row
Heat
Dickfest
Bill Cain
Wbh
Turtleneck
Dendro

Your doing God's work Travis. Thank you. The Swill Buddy System - Page 3 1486952199

by **Turtleneck** 2020-03-29, 15:32

Survival competition

1 3
Dwags
Intensity
Src
Jake
Cameron
Otpt
Miami
Nordie

VS

1 4
Steve
Bob
Roc
Travis
Au
Styles
Pulling
Corner blitz

2 5
Nigel
Wake
Floyd
Pantry
Duffy
Kingston
Pylon
Wally

VS

2 6
Greenway
Death row
Heat
Dickfest
Bill Cain
Wbh
Turtleneck
Dendro

Championship: 1 4 vs. 2 6

Overall, I think Roc and Bob in the same group form a powerful duo. One might have been raised by wolves and the other probably wrestles bears. So I predict 2 6 wins it all.

by **Nordic** 2020-03-29, 15:56

I love my squad

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