tOfficial Swill Least interesting stories since the stay at home order was put in place

tGreenWay wrote:

Nordic wrote:

Take your pick

Gonna go with Hasselhoff. My story wasn’t just cool; it was Hasselhoff cool.

I was thinking this was more your speed.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


Gonna go with Hasselhoff. My story wasn’t just cool; it was Hasselhoff cool.

I was thinking this was more your speed.

I pictured tGreenWay wearing one of those helmets that hold a couple cans of refreshment.  Of course, his helmet would be holding some Faygo as he awaits the arrival of Turtleneck, before they embark on an epic mission to attend some type of "Gathering".  In addition, I see a lot of Cheeto dust....all around his mouth, on his hands and all over his key board.   Typical message board stuff.

Doing a book club with friends you can’t see is the best decision I’ve made to this point. This will continue post social distancing. The conversations are fantastic.

Explain. I want in.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Explain. I want in.

6 of us total. Met them all at MSU. 3 dudes 3 girls. First we read tattooist of Auschwitz. Now we are almost finished with brave new world.

I’ve had deep conversations with most of them. But this usually leads to the best. Not sure how’d they feel about my friend wbh on the swill joining. It’s very exclusive.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Doing a book club with friends you can’t see is the best decision I’ve made to this point. This will continue post social distancing. The conversations are fantastic.

Mods, please move this post. It’s kind of interesting and, therefore, has no business being in this thread.

I cleaned not one, but two toilets today. It was a pine/cedar scent from one of the not horrible for the environment brands. It worked pretty good.

we put the boat in at camp yesterday.

Motown Spartan wrote:we put the boat in at camp yesterday.

Thats a great way to pick up chicks. They love boats.

Dendrobates wrote:

Motown Spartan wrote:we put the boat in at camp yesterday.

Thats a great way to pick up chicks. They love boats.

Come on up for Topless Tuesdays.

Motown Spartan wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:

Thats a great way to pick up chicks. They love boats.

Come on up for Topless Tuesdays.

I thought everyday was topless Tuesday in the UP

Dendrobates wrote:

Motown Spartan wrote:



Come on up for Topless Tuesdays.

I thought everyday was topless Tuesday in the UP

Only days that end with y.

Yesterday I split two indoor plants into four. This evening I pruned the leaves that aren't going to make it. Now counting how many times Negan, Negan's wife and Kim Wexler touch their face on a live Zoom show on AMC.

Put up an extension cord reel and an air hose real in my garage tonight. I’ve had them since we built the house in 2011, but just got around to putting them up tonight.

Today they removed a 500 gallon propane tank buried on my property.

I really don't understand why they bury propane tanks here (Delaware) but I suspect that it is to keep you locked into a contract. It costs about $3,000 to have one removed.

MSU addict wrote:Today they removed a 500 gallon propane tank buried on my property.

I really don't understand why they bury propane tanks here (Delaware) but I suspect that it is to keep you locked into a contract. It costs about $3,000 to have one removed.

Did you check for Hoffa inside?

DWags wrote:

MSU addict wrote:Today they removed a 500 gallon propane tank buried on my property.  

I really don't understand why they bury propane tanks here (Delaware) but I suspect that it is to keep you locked into a contract.  It costs about $3,000 to have one removed.  

Did you check for Hoffa inside?  

There were no skeletal remains in the whole.  This house was built in 1978, Hoffa disappeared in 1975, so the timing would be a bit off.

The only way to check inside the tank would be to cut it open.  The propane company tells me they reuse the tank, they would not sell it to me to abandon in place (legal with propane).  I though the tank was in remarkably good shape for being buried in the ground for 40+ years.  

My dog shit in the house. Took the family for a bike ride, gone a total of six hours. Got back and the dog liqui-shit on 4 rugs. We have hardwood floors in the entire house and the fucking dog shit on 4 rugs. And not one drop on the easy to clean hardwood fucking floors.

I genuinely hate reality tv shows. But I was bored with tv, and put on married at first sight on Netflix. I actually got kinda into it.

The husband is doing his on thing on the computer while I'm watching it, and one of the chicks is batshit crazy. I asked my husband on a scale of 1-10 (10 being batshit crazy) how crazy am I? He then said I didn't even make the scale, because I don't show enough emotion. So then he got thinking about it and said I'm a 2. 1 for the weird fandom times I like to punch him in tbe arm (not hard), and how I am seriously competitive in everything we do.

I thought it was all just funny. Quarantine brings out the weird questions I guess.

Motown Spartan wrote:My dog shit in the house.  Took the family for a bike ride, gone a total of six hours.  Got back and the dog liqui-shit on 4 rugs.  We have hardwood floors in the entire house and the fucking dog shit on 4 rugs.  And not one drop on the easy to clean hardwood fucking floors.

My dog and cats do the same thing.

I ordered a pulse oximeter on 4/23. I think I'm finally getting it today.

Floyd Robertson wrote:I ordered a pulse oximeter on 4/23. I think I'm finally getting it today.

Happy Pulse-Oxing!

Floyd Robertson wrote:I ordered a pulse oximeter on 4/23. I think I'm finally getting it today.

Is that like a penis enlarger type pump?

DWags wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:I ordered a pulse oximeter on 4/23. I think I'm finally getting it today.

Is that like a penis enlarger type pump?

I wish.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

DWags wrote:

Is that like a penis enlarger type pump?

I wish.

At your age?

I ordered a flux capacitor in 1985. That fucker arrived in 1885.

Fucking Doc Brown.