Mock football season

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:26 am

Because I know you’re all very sad that there is not going to be any football, I have decided that in this thread we will have a mock football season so you can feel better and maybe watch the games unfold in this thread while drinking liquor by yourself in your backyard and not telling your family why you’re out there.

here’s the schedule. With every post in the thread you can tell us what happens in the next play and it’ll be so much fun just like real sports. I’ll do the first few so that you can get the feel for it

Saturday, Sept. 5 vs. Northwestern
Saturday, Sept. 12 at BYU (Provo, Utah)
Saturday, Sept. 19 vs. Toledo
Saturday, Sept. 26 vs. Miami Hurricanes
Saturday, Oct. 3 at Iowa (Iowa City, Iowa)
Saturday, Oct. 10 vs. Michigan
Saturday, Oct. 17 vs. Ohio State
Saturday, Oct. 24 at Indiana (Bloomington, Indiana)
Saturday, Oct. 31 vs. Minnesota
Saturday, Nov. 14 at Penn State (University Park, Pennsylvania)
Saturday, Nov. 21 vs. Rutgers
Saturday, Nov. 28 at Maryland (College Park, Maryland)

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:27 am

The Mel Tucker era starts with a win! The coin toss that is. MSU has chosen to receive the ball to get off to a really good start here.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:27 am

The first play of the season is a pass by Rocky Lombardi who throws a pick 6. 7-0 northwestern.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:27 am

The kick returner fumbled the ensuing kickoff in the end zone. Recovered by northwestern for a touchdown. 14-0 northwestern.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:30 am

Make it more unrealistic so we win every game.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:31 am

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Make it more unrealistic so we win every game.

That’s not how a mock football game is played pylon please list the next play for us

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:33 am

During the PAT attempt the holder dies from COVID.

by **Turtleneck** Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:35 am

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:During the PAT attempt the holder dies from COVID.

That’s not funny.

by **Floyd Robertson** Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:39 am

Turtleneck wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:During the PAT attempt the holder dies from COVID.

That’s not funny.

It kind of is. Since this a mock football game and we're mocking Covid-19.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:40 am

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:During the PAT attempt the holder dies from COVID.

Thankfully the kicker is fine and kicks off to MSU. The returner takes it out of the end zone and is tackled at the MSU 4

by **Jake from State Farm** Wed Aug 12, 2020 10:03 am

Second play from scrimmage Rocky throws a pick 6. Northwestern converts for 2 points 22-0 Northwestern.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed Aug 12, 2020 10:04 am

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Make it more unrealistic so we win every game.

That’s not how a mock football game is played pylon please list the next play for us

TV time out. Helmet shuffle time!

by **Turtleneck** Wed Aug 12, 2020 10:19 am

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:During the PAT attempt the holder dies from COVID.

Thankfully the kicker is fine and kicks off to MSU. The returner takes it out of the end zone and is tackled at the MSU 4

So is JLS back for this mock season? Because so far this seems like a JLS season.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Aug 12, 2020 10:24 am

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

That’s not how a mock football game is played pylon please list the next play for us

TV time out. Helmet shuffle time!

It was 3

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Wed Aug 12, 2020 10:28 am

John Sheldon got a little physical with a BTN camera man trying to get on TV. Things escalated from there and a scuffle ensued. MSUPD came rushing to the aid of the camera man and Sheldon grabbed a sidearm from an unsuspecting young officer. As Sheldon was raising the gun he accidentally discharged it into his femoral artery. Try as they might, EMS was unable to save him.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Aug 12, 2020 10:30 am

During the scuffle no one was paying attention and everyone but the scoreboard operator missed that northwestern scored again. 29-0

by **Turtleneck** Wed Aug 12, 2020 10:33 am

DWags is screaming "put in Jimmy Raye" from the stands.

by **Floyd Robertson** Wed Aug 12, 2020 10:35 am

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:John Sheldon got a little physical with a BTN camera man trying to get on TV. Things escalated from there and a scuffle ensued. MSUPD came rushing to the aid of the camera man and Sheldon grabbed a sidearm from an unsuspecting young officer. As Sheldon was raising the gun he accidentally discharged it into his femoral artery. Try as they might, EMS was unable to save him.

Now that's not funny. I could see it happening.

by aualum06 Wed Aug 12, 2020 10:36 am

Northwestern goes surprise onside but MSU recovers and takes it to the end zone. 29-7 northwestern

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed Aug 12, 2020 10:40 am

End of the 1st quarter. Name that Spartan!

by aualum06 Wed Aug 12, 2020 10:42 am

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:End of the 1st quarter. Name that Spartan!

It's hard to tell he's wearing a ski mask

by **Turtleneck** Wed Aug 12, 2020 10:48 am

aualum06 wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:End of the 1st quarter. Name that Spartan!

It's hard to tell he's wearing a ski mask

Kirk Cousins?

by **NigelUno** Wed Aug 12, 2020 10:52 am

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:The first play of the season is a pass by Rocky Lombardi who throws a pick 6. 7-0 northwestern.

Are we skipping the opening kick off in all of these mock games? Because I had Heyward taking it to the house.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed Aug 12, 2020 11:05 am

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Wed Aug 12, 2020 11:05 am

Turtleneck wrote:
aualum06 wrote:

It's hard to tell he's wearing a ski mask

Kirk Cousins?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed Aug 12, 2020 12:42 pm

Start of the 2nd. NW wheel route to the house from 60 yards out. 36-7.

by **Jake from State Farm** Wed Aug 12, 2020 12:53 pm

and he has trouble with the kick. NWU botches the onside kick and Spartans run it into the end zone. 36-14

by **Motown Spartan** Wed Aug 12, 2020 1:10 pm

Zeke took a shit on the sideline just after halftime. The NW cheerleaders all stepped in it since it smelled just like Chicago.

by **duffy munn** Wed Aug 12, 2020 1:18 pm

Turtleneck wrote:DWags is screaming "put in Jimmy Raye" from the stands.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Wed Aug 12, 2020 1:21 pm

Pat Fitzgerald calls for a fake FG on a 52 yard attempt. He has his 4'11 holder throw the ball to his 6'10 TE after his RB bowls over 2 defenders. TE is wide open for a TD. Fitzgerald calls the play Short, Tall People. He has a heart attack on the sidelines after the play. Dies.

by **Turtleneck** Wed Aug 12, 2020 1:58 pm

duffy munn wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:DWags is screaming "put in Jimmy Raye" from the stands.

Duffy told DWags to sit down and shut up...but then Duffy started screaming at Tucker to put Bobby McAllister in the game. OTPT wants Drew Stanton to play.

by **Wally Fairway** Wed Aug 12, 2020 2:52 pm

fucking WBH, only thing that has made me laugh all week

by **DWags** Wed Aug 12, 2020 3:02 pm

Turtleneck wrote:DWags is screaming "put in Jimmy Raye" from the stands.

by **Nordic** Wed Aug 12, 2020 3:31 pm

Rocky Lombardi back to pass

TOUCHDOWN MSU! 84-yard strike to C.J. Hayes!

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Aug 12, 2020 3:33 pm

Northwestern, having lost so so many people to this game already, have decided to head home and resume their studies as they have a term paper due in November to get a jump on. MSU wins by default, 1-0.

On to BYU!

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Wed Aug 12, 2020 3:47 pm

Travis who is NW's interim coach going to be

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Aug 12, 2020 4:12 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Travis who is NW's interim coach going to be

This is just an MSU mock season you should create a northwestern mock season thread

by **Rocinante** Wed Aug 12, 2020 5:13 pm

I like this thread. Keep it up.

by **Turtleneck** Wed Aug 12, 2020 5:34 pm

Rocinante wrote:I like this thread. Keep it up.

I hate this thread. Please stop immediately.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed Aug 12, 2020 5:37 pm

Zombie Lou Holtz calls Northwestern pussies for quitting.

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