Re: Mock football season

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2020-08-12, 18:36

Steve Young is the special coin flipper. He flips the coin. Antjuan Simmons calls heads. It is heads. MSU wins the toss and elects to defer. Steve Young dies on the 50 yard line.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2020-08-12, 18:39

BYU returns the kick off for a touchdown. Joseph Smith returned from the dead to speak to the crown about Mormonism. The ball hit him in the head. He died again. 7-0 BYU

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2020-08-12, 18:53

Coach Tuck skull fucks Smith's lifeless corpse to raucous boos from the BYU sidelines since no actual fans are in attendance.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-08-12, 19:50

Lot of death going on this season. T&P's.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2020-08-12, 20:33

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Lot of death going on this season. T&P's.

I mean it was inevitable. Like car crashes.

by aualum06 2020-08-12, 20:57

You sure Steve young didn't get hit with the coin and get concussion #35?

by **Rocinante** 2020-08-13, 11:58

MSU takes the kickoff to the 45 yard line! Followed by four false starts. 1st and 30 at the 25.

by **NigelUno** 2020-08-13, 13:14

Rocinante wrote:MSU takes the kickoff to the 45 yard line! Followed by four false starts. 1st and 30 at the 25.

Not sure you understand the thread premise.

That was a game last year.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-08-13, 13:20

A 300 pound dude tried hitting a beach ball on the edge of the upper deck. He fell down and killed 5 BYU fans. The rest of the game is being dedicated to their memory.

The fat guy lived.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2020-08-13, 13:35

Holy crap, the guy driving the injury golf cart just took out three BYU players and it looks like Coach Sitaki's head is caved in.

by **Nordic** 2020-08-13, 14:48

For those listening on the radio...

Collins takes a handoff around the left side.

TOUCHDOWN MSU! A 74-yard scamper by Elijah Collins!

by **Rocinante** 2020-08-13, 18:01

NigelUno wrote:
Rocinante wrote:MSU takes the kickoff to the 45 yard line! Followed by four false starts. 1st and 30 at the 25.

Not sure you understand the thread premise.

That was a game last year.

Yeah but we scored so it’s all ok.

by aualum06 2020-08-13, 18:31

Rocinante wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

Not sure you understand the thread premise.

That was a game last year.

Yeah but we scored so it’s all ok.

1st and 30 from the left hash, MSU snaps the ball and hands the ball off to the Tight End heading around left end and he's spilled for a 7 yard loss. 2nd and 37

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