I smell pretty fucking bad right now

SeeRockCity wrote:Been grinding out a couple of huge white papers and have been working from home for 2 weeks.  I think my last showers was like Monday.  The dog was rolling in me earlier today when she caught me napping on the couch.

Pretty sweet.

SpartanHT wrote:

SeeRockCity wrote:Been grinding out a couple of huge white papers and have been working from home for 2 weeks.  I think my last showers was like Monday.  The dog was rolling in me earlier today when she caught me napping on the couch.

Pretty sweet.

You should eat a garlic-heavy dinner tonight to freshen up a bit.

Izzo Court wrote:Just rub some car fresheners on you and you'll be good for another 5 days.

Rocinante wrote:Whatever you do, don't spray lysol under your armpits. That Shit feels like somebody stabbed you with a hot poker.

Cym Jim wrote:Which parts are smelling the worst?

SeeRockCity wrote:

I was trying to figure this out earlier.  Can't really tell at this point.  It's all kind of running together.

SeeRockCity wrote:

I was trying to figure this out earlier. Can't really tell at this point. It's all kind of running together.

The Pantry wrote:

SeeRockCity wrote:

I was trying to figure this out earlier. Can't really tell at this point. It's all kind of running together.

Nothing like the mix of ass and B-O to attract chicks. Your wife must be going crazy

Turtleneck wrote:

SeeRockCity wrote:

I was trying to figure this out earlier.  Can't really tell at this point.  It's all kind of running together.

Fully Integrated Body Odor, or FIBO. It's the worst. You better shower. FIBO is like patchouli. After a while no amount of scrubbing is going to get that odor off of you. You are in a dangerous place.

SeeRockCity wrote:

I feel like I'm getting advice from experts in this thread.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

SeeRockCity wrote:

I feel like I'm getting advice from experts in this thread.

You're going to want to Gold Bond your nuts pretty soon. Unless you want a healthy rash on your junk.

SeeRockCity wrote:

Not so much, but the dog is going nuts.

SeeRockCity wrote:Been grinding out a couple of huge white papers and have been working from home for 2 weeks. I think my last showers was like Monday. The dog was rolling in me earlier today when she caught me napping on the couch.

Pretty sweet.

SeeRockCity wrote:Been grinding out a couple of huge white papers and have been working from home for 2 weeks. I think my last showers was like Monday. The dog was rolling in me earlier today when she caught me napping on the couch.

Pretty sweet.

Snake Plissken wrote:
We smell you all the way up here in MI

SeeRockCity wrote:Ok, finally took a shower. Might have clogged the drain.

Wasn't comfortable with the way the dogs were starting to look at me.

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

SeeRockCity wrote:Ok, finally took a shower. Might have clogged the drain.

Wasn't comfortable with the way the dogs were starting to look at me.

Bout time. Fat, drunk and dirty is no way to go through life.

The action was triggered by a Leslie funeral director who visited the home last year to pick up a body and was appalled by what he found. He filed a complaint with the state after that visit.

“The place just reeked to death. It smelled like decomposition,” said Darin Vickers, manager and director of Leslie-Springport Funeral Homes. “I’m a country kid and a funeral director. I’m used to bad smells. That place was disgusting.”

SeeRockCity wrote:Been grinding out a couple of huge white papers and have been working from home for 2 weeks. I think my last showers was like Monday. The dog was rolling in me earlier today when she caught me napping on the couch.

Pretty sweet.

LooseGoose wrote:I'll bet SRC didn't smell this bad:

Inspector finds decomposing bodies in Flint funeral home's garage

The action was triggered by a Leslie funeral director who visited the home last year to pick up a body and was appalled by what he found. He filed a complaint with the state after that visit.

“The place just reeked to death. It smelled like decomposition,” said Darin Vickers, manager and director of Leslie-Springport Funeral Homes. “I’m a country kid and a funeral director. I’m used to bad smells. That place was disgusting.”

Turtleneck wrote:

Fully Integrated Body Odor, or FIBO. It's the worst.  FIBO is like patchouli.

Rocinante wrote:Whatever you do, don't spray lysol under your armpits. That Shit feels like somebody stabbed you with a hot poker.